Humorous jokes in the life and work of office workers

Humorous jokes in the life and work of office workers

1. An office worker is addicted to gambling and owes tens of thousands of usury.

The creditor caught him and gave him a good lesson. If you have no money to pay back, you have to chop your fingers! Chop off his index finger first! ?

Office workers are frightened: please! Never cut off your index finger! I still need to punch in! ?

2. Because of the input method, I turned Director Ye into a wild boar in my reply to her email. When I was desperate, I saw that I had turned this salute into a resignation salute. I suddenly feel that this email is as simple as natural.

3. A man can't find a job because of his short stature!

One day, the man came home and said excitedly to his wife. I got a job! ?

The wife was overjoyed and asked. That's great. What job?

The man said: sell! The boss said that when I stopped in the room, the house looked much bigger! ?

On Monday, a man and a woman were late for work at the same time. As a result, the man was deducted from the bonus, but the woman was safe and sound.

The male employee was not convinced and ran to ask the female employee: I was punished for being late for oversleeping. You are late, too. Why didn't you get punished?

? I overslept. ? The female staff member replied.

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