Funny ghost joke

When listening to other people's jokes, I feel funny and cold, but when I watch them, I laugh too hard. Have you ever had such an experience? The following funny ghost jokes, I hope to make you laugh.

Funny ghost joke (1) Ghosts demand death.

Once upon a time there was a man who had a girlfriend. He loves her more than anyone in the world. But one day, his girlfriend left him mercilessly without even giving him a reason. Watching his girlfriend go shopping arm in arm, he was in great pain and lost his mind. Finally one day he killed his girlfriend.

He was going to kill her and then kill himself. But when I was dying, I felt the value of life. Since then, he has been haunted by nightmares every day. In the dream, his girlfriend was naked, with long hair fluttering, red tongue hanging down and fingers hooked to kill him.

Nightmares tormented him like needles, and one day he found a Taoist priest and begged to get rid of him.

The Taoist priest asked him to do three things: first, give his girlfriend a good burial. Second, burn the pajamas that his girlfriend wore before her death. Third, wash away the hidden bloody clothes.

Everything must be finished before midnight, or you will be killed!

He did everything carefully according to the orders of the Taoist priest, but the bloody clothes were nowhere to be found. It's almost midnight. Beads of sweat dripped from his face and wet the carpet. He found the bloody clothes in the middle of the night, but no matter how he wiped them, he couldn't wash them off.

At this time, there was a sudden strong wind, lightning and thunder. The window was shaken from side to side by the strong wind, and the sound of broken glass made people even more jumpy. Suddenly all the lights went out and the whole room was dark. In the lightning, I saw his girlfriend wearing bloody pajamas, with blood dripping from her eyes, pointing at him with a ferocious face and a harsh voice. Do you know why the blood won't wash away? He was too scared to say a word.

Girlfriend continues: Because you are useless, Diao brand washing powder, you idiot. ?

Funny ghost joke (2) There is a taxi driver. One night he passed a crematorium and a girl got on the bus. I saw her pale face and red eyes. After asking where the girl was going, the driver began to drive. The driver glanced at the back and saw no one. He silently thought: this may be an illusion. After a while, he glanced back again, didn't see anyone again, and the driver was a little scared.

He saw a bend not far ahead and decided to escape there. The car soon came to the corner. The driver suddenly braked and quickly opened the door. When he was about to run away, he only heard a scream. He quickly turned his head and saw the girl covered in blood, which made him faint.

After a while, the traffic police came to investigate the matter. I saw the girl wronged and said, I felt uncomfortable in the car just now and wanted to take it out. But I thought it was rude to be seen like this, so I secretly hid it there and took it out. Who knows that he suddenly braked, which made my nose bleed, but I passed out.

Funny ghost joke (3) The toilet meets a ghost

Chu Yang wants to visit the countryside. When chatting with relatives, relatives told him that there was a ghost in the toilet here. But if you don't accept ghosts, ghosts won't hurt you. May be the cause of acclimatization, at night, Chu Yangxiang's stomach hurts like hell. There is really no way, so Chu Yang has to go to the toilet in fear.

Chu Yanggang squatted down and heard the voice of a ghost. Red toilet paper or white toilet paper? Chu Yang knew that he couldn't accept ghosts, so he replied:? I always use newspapers. ? It seems that Chu Yangxiang has dysentery. After a while, Chu Yangxiang ran to the toilet again, but this time, he was no longer afraid.

Seeing Chu Yang backward, the ghost held out his hand and said, I have been using sports to select Youth Daily or Beijing Evening News. ?

In the evening, Chu Yang went to the toilet for the third time. ? Do you want youth sports or football weekly? Asked the ghost.

Me? I just need to pee. ?

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