Who has a funny song or dialogue? Just be funny, for example, as funny as work number 9527. Thank you.

Then I find some funny dialogues for the landlord:

1. Head nurse: "My perfume is gone! Help me find it! Everyone: "Do you still use perfume? What brand is it? Master: "Liushen, I only use that." Everyone: "awesome, I have never heard of it. What is it like?" The head nurse said, "Which one of you took the toilet water of Liushen?

2. I received a short message from a swindler today, asking me to remit the money to an account of China Agricultural Bank. Half an hour later, I replied conveniently: "I saved 5000 yuan, please check it." Later, I received a reply: "I went to the bank three times and haven't hit your money, you liar!" "

3. Xiao Wang works in the personnel gate on the 10 floor. A month ago, he was transferred to the administrative department on the ninth floor ... Today, Xiao Wang called the personnel department and asked him, "Is Xiao Wang there?" The colleague who answered the phone said, "Xiao Wang is no longer in the personnel department." No, Wang: "Ah! ! ?" When did this happen? I don't know. I haven't had time to see him off. ""It doesn't matter, you can go down and look for him. "

Xiaoming was not good at math and was transferred to a missionary school by his parents. Six months later, I got straight A's in math. Mother asked, "Is the nun teaching well? Is it a good textbook? Is it a prayer? " "Neither," Xiao Ming said. "On the first day of school, I saw a person nailed to the plus sign, and I knew they were serious."

5. Q: "Where do mobile phone users like to go most?

Attendant: Tonghua, Jilin

Q: Why?

A: "Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is busy."

6. Q: Where do users like to turn off their phones?

Attendant: Ningbo

Q: Why?

Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is power off. . . .

7. Patient: "Doctor, come and see me! I have amnesia!

Doctor: When did you discover that you had this disease?

Patient: What disease ...?

Five yuan was kidnapped by a criminal gang. Call the hundred-dollar bill: "Hello! Your son is here. If you don't want us to kill the ticket, you can exchange yourself for him! " The hundred-dollar bill thought for a moment and said, "tear it up, you don't even have five dollars!" " "

(It's all cold jokes, I don't know if the landlord likes it or not! )