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You are too stingy, even meaner than I thought.
? I'm sorry, I was so stingy.
? but ......
? Didn't what you said hurt, too?
? I once told you that I like a boy, and I confessed.
Because I don't want to be immersed in the ambiguity with him at the age when I should be studying. Even if he says yes, it will be good for me. You can really like someone at this age when there is no interest, as long as he likes me. ? He refused, and it was better for me, so that I wouldn't miss him under his tricks and make myself exhausted, and I would always worry about what he had done to me. )
You asked me, "He agreed?"
I said, "No."
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha, you are so stupid! Why did you tell him so early! You are pushing too hard! "
I defended: "I am not afraid of getting deeper and deeper! Affect your life and study! Besides, my refusal is never just sad! Just like being hung by him! "
"Yes, yes, you are right."
I was in a bad mood, so I sent a message saying:
"I like you, I will tell you that even friends can't do it. What I lack is a friend. No. What I lack is you. Because of you, I am lewd. "
This is a sentence I saw on the Internet and I like it very much.
A friend I haven't contacted for a long time suddenly asked me, because I should have seen my conversation: "You also have a boy you like, come and share it with me!" " Are you good-looking? How's the grade? What about height? "
I said, "I have super beautiful eyes, long eyelashes and good grades." My total score is more than 20 times higher than mine every time. No matter how hard I try, I can't catch up with him. My height is 18 1 cm. "
"wow! Well done! 18 1 so high, my boyfriend is only 178 cm. "
"But he is not interested in me."
"ah? Haven't you been with him before? "
At this time, you shouted "eat quickly!" Stop playing with your mobile phone! "
I said, "I'm chatting. Wait a minute."
"Chatting with that handsome boy? Let me see? " Then he turned to my side. "It's raining lightly today, huh? Why did you tell everyone? People will treat you as a joke.
But you were really rejected, you young people, still pushing too hard! Hahaha, inexperienced!
By the way, does Xiaoyu have a boyfriend? "
"How should I know? You are too gossip! "
"Ha ha ha, others don't tell you anything, and you still tell others everything, and you don't know when you are laughed at!"
Tears welled up in my eyes, and I knew that other people except myself were really just spectators, even my own mother.
"So angry? As my daughter, how come you are not as generous as me, and you are too stingy, even more stingy than I thought. " ......
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