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Let the boys think about the love story of the day instantly.

Let the boys think about the love story of the day instantly.

Let boys think about the love story of the day in an instant, which is actually a form of expressing their hearts. This kind of love story is very special, which will make the object feel very happy and moved. Here's how to make boys think of love stories instantly.

Let boys feel hot and dry instantly, and remember one day 1 1. You are crying so sadly. Do you know how upset I am at the moment?

2. Can you watch your step in the future? You are bound to hit my heart.

3. Stumbling and falling into this injury is only the residual makeup of youth.

The most romantic thing I can think of is listening to the summer school with you in the air-conditioned room.

Thank you for walking into the most desolate place in my heart and opening a flower there.

6. When you think of me, there will be a snicker in your mouth.

7. Will you protect me like your penis?

8. You like fields, but I'm stupid. I can only plant it for ten years in exchange for a spring life.

I have your child. If you do as I say, I will pay you back in ten months.

10. Missing becomes a virus. As long as you are good, I only have you.

1 1, I just want to be your elevator, because only you can go up and down in my world, that's your own.

12, people say that our relationship is like fish and water, and I want to be a fish in your water!

13, I hope to finish my life with my own steps. Whether the road is muddy or flat, it is my choice.

14, looking for a lost guy, I want to take him home.

15, love is a gurgling spring, which makes people who are hot and sleepless enjoy poetic peace.

16, even if you hurt me the most, I still can't forget you.

17, how can you be so savage and take away my love, so much?

18, beginning of autumn arrived, in a great mood, greeting the blessing information; Beginning of autumn is coming, hot and dry, and the harvest of the cause is indispensable; Beginning of autumn, good luck, romantic love to report; When beginning of autumn arrives, health and happiness blow the assembly number. Wish Liqiu good forever! A short high-level love story.

19, I want to get up with you every morning.

20. My little tadpole is looking for his mother tonight. Can you help him?

2 1, honey, I want to drink soybean milk!

22, tiger is not arrogant, you can be my husband.

23. I'm not that good, as long as you don't resent it. It doesn't have to be super good, as long as I like it

24. May God bless those who really love you. You broke his heart.

25, in class, in the hot air, the sound of books on campus is noisy, and there is a strong scholarly atmosphere everywhere. Not many people will sit quietly in the classroom after class. The playground is full of people running and playing games. The shouts of joy and play are condensed into one, and the students are sweating.

26.do you have a girlfriend? No, well, now you have it.

27, you engage in art, I engage in you, this is called deep art.

28. It doesn't matter whether it is a holiday or not. It's most important to have you around.

29. With you, you are everything; Without you, everything is you.

30. The ever-flowing water is you, the daily necessities are you, and the deep affection is you and you.

3 1, I want to be with you forever, and I love your heart forever.

32. There are only exhausted cows, but there is no arable land. Brother, do you like farming?

33. Love is a clear spring with tears flowing in summer nights, which makes people who are hot and sleepless appreciate the poetic tranquility.

34. In Me Before You, the world is a wasteland. After meeting you, the world became a paradise.

Loyal love fills my heart, and I can't estimate the wealth I enjoy.

36. The other party has already opened a bed for * * *. Do you want to join us?

37. Love words for you must be done. Rather, the rest of your life is you.

I don't want to be a gentle person at all. I just want to be your sweetheart.

39. You are my unexpected heart and my unexpected surprise.

40. You lost your girlfriend. Come and get it. I don't eat much, and it's easy to raise.

Let boys think of love stories instantly. 2 1. If you can take the initiative, I think we not only have stories, but also children!

In my eyes, you are a robber, because the moment I met you, you took my heart away and didn't intend to give it back.

You always say that I have a sweet mouth, so you should try it. If you don't have the guts, please close your eyes and I will take the initiative to let you taste it.

Your voice is very magnetic and charming, I can feel it. .....

I doubt that your essence is a book, otherwise the more I read, the more I want to sleep.

6. As for me, I'm not promising. I just want to sleep in your bed. Use your money as your wife.

7. Unconsciously, you have crossed the path, walked through the thorns, and then lived in my heart. .....

8. A double bed, minus18cm with you, is my biggest dream at present. .....

9. Men are not good things. Every time I said yes, I couldn't go in, and I finally went in. .....

10, I feel very uncomfortable, and I feel itchy in some places. Can you wrap it for me? ....

1 1. We should keep quiet and the room is not soundproof. .....

12, the sun is so big here, but is it big there? .....

13. Although you are embarrassed when you are panting, you are really handsome when you tremble for a few seconds. ....

14, let me tell you a joke. Once upon a time, there was a man whose Tintin was short, so he went to learn Latin dance.

15, if your fist and ass are only hard for me, then my eyes and ass are only wet for you. ....

16, I changed my body lotion and body lotion today. Would you like to have a try?

17, I want to spend the night with you. I want to measure my brother's waist circumference with my legs.

18, boys take a bath for 5 minutes and girls for half an hour. Then the question is, how long will it take for men and women to wash together?

19, my legs are open, just waiting for my husband to lend me a waist.

20. Some things don't need to be done in one night, and we are in no hurry. We can do them every night.

Let boys think about love stories instantly 3 1. As for me, I don't have much promise. I just want to sleep in your bed. Use your money as your wife.

2. Other people approach you to have sex with you. Of course, unlike them, I want to try the sofa. Well, the kitchen and balcony are also ok.

3. I came across Qian Shan to see you, just to hear your shortness of breath in my ear!

If I am the sea, you are the coast. I want to shoot all the waves at you.

It's very kind of you. I want to go with you, but I can't help wanting to go with you.

6. What kinds of flowers are there? Come and plant strawberries with me.

7. Do you know what kind of person I want to be? Be your man.

8. People always change. From the beginning, they liked you a little, and then they liked you more and more.

9. Tell me what I miss. What I miss is trembling together.

10, I like the feeling of being hugged by you. I really want to integrate myself into your body.

Before you know it, you have crossed the path. Walk through thorns and live in your heart.

12, I just want to be your elevator. Because only you can go up and down in my world, and my world is your own.

13, can you hold my hand, from my wife to the old woman?

14, a double bed, 18 centimeters less than you, is my biggest dream at present.

15, if you take the initiative, we not only have stories but also children!

16, only dead cattle, no cultivated land, brother, do you like cultivated land?

17, I want to kiss you, hug you and have sex with you.

18, "Are you tired?" "Not tired." "But you've been running around in my head all day."

19, you don't have everything I like, but I like all your looks.

20. The spring breeze is ten miles behind you, xia yang is full of mountains, the autumn rain is falling, the winter snow is snowy, and you are everywhere in your dreams.

2 1. If I am the sea, you are the coast. I want to shoot all the waves at you.

22. Hey, I dreamed of you last night! Do you think I miss you or miss you?

23. I just want to have four things with you every day, three meals a day.

24, the rice in the pot, the people on the bed, you are free ~

Do you know what I want to be? Be your man.

26. Feel free to eat snacks. If you are fat, we will exercise together to lose weight.

27. If the routine touches you, I'm sorry, I did it on purpose.

28. Before, I just wanted to watch the stars and the moon with you. Now I just want you to stay in bed.

29. I like the way you blush and the way you gasp.

30, you take the initiative, we not only have stories but also children!

3 1, I think you should be very busy, just look at the first three words!

32. Ordinary people, don't you want to taste the fairy?

I have nothing to pay attention to. I like you very much.

34. All beings suffer, only you are a strawberry.

35. What's the matter with you? I hope you miss me so much that you can't sleep at night.

36. You are a little strange today. What's the matter with you? It's beautiful!

I'm sorry I fell in love with you without permission.

38. I have super powers. I like you very much.

39. The circle of friends you praised is called donuts.

40. Do you know why my eyes are so beautiful? I don't know! Because all my eyes are on you!