Urgent for simple and funny cross talk or sketch! 100 words or so! !

Father: Son, the Spring Festival is coming. Let's put up Spring Festival couplets. I'll post the couplets first. When I post the couplets, you can help me look at them below. Couplets should be the same height. If the bottom line is lower than the top line, you say' promotion', if the bottom line is higher than the top line, you say' getting rich'.

Son: OK.

After the father posted the first couplet, he showed the second couplet to his son, but after waiting for a long time, his son didn't speak.

Father: Son of a bitch, my arm hurts. Why don't you talk?

Son: Dad, you are neither promoted nor rich, just right!

The father wanted to get a lucky word during the Spring Festival, but he didn't expect his son to say so. He was very angry and gave his son two feet.