QQ automatically replies to 50 humorous sentences.

QQ automatically replies humorous sentences 1. This is headquarters. What can I do for you, Le Di?

Drink more hot water and dream less when it's cold.

I'm going to eat shit. I'll bring you a bubble later.

Little bear, you can only wake me up when Logger Vick comes to cut down trees.

5. The double messenger is online. If there is anything, Euler, nothing is too big.

6. When I die, I feel the same way about small things.

7.？ I went to the universe by rocket and crashed on the way. I'm afraid I can't come back.

8. read it

9. If you don't reply, you've been herding cattle. If you haven't replied, you have lost the cow.

10. Your little cutie is running to your chat interface 800 miles away.

1 1. If you don't come back, you are studying. If you haven't come back, you are stupid.

12. Hello, if you need anything, please flash or call Want Want. They will help you solve all your problems. Don't disturb my appointment with Jackson Yi. Thank you.

13. Press one for typing and chatting.

14. Hello, I'm not here now. Please wake me up with milk tea, potato chips, lollipops, double skin milk jelly, seaweed chocolate hamburger, chicken nuggets, Orleans crispy sausage, pine nuts, almond pistachios, figs, big nuts, beef jerky potatoes, chicken chops, Sprite Coke cones, mango lime apples, oranges, watermelons, dragon fruit and grape ice cream.

15. Silent mode is turned on.

16. Hello, the alarm telephone number is 1 10, and the fire telephone number is 1 19. If you have difficulties, you can play flash or want want team. I'm not here now anyway.

17. Sorry, I'm not here now, so I won't tell you anything later.

QQ automatically replies to humorous sentences 2 18. [Automatic reply] I will come soon because I am too fat and have great running resistance. Wait a minute ~

19. Send a red envelope and I'll decide whether I'm here or not.

20. Ding Dong, my reply password is I love you!

2 1. So, so, what do you want to express?

22. Sorry, because the system thinks you look no different from a pig, it has arranged an automatic reply for you. Please leave a message.

23. Sorry, the content you sent is still garbled. Would you please send it again?

24. I am busy now, but I will be busy later. How do you suggest I take the time to reply you, cutie?

25. Hello, I am discussing how to destroy the magic castle with Gunara, the god of darkness. If you have any difficulties, please call Super Flash or the Want Want team. I'm not here now anyway!

26. The girl you are looking for is not here. If you don't reply, it means you are in love with Yibo. If you don't reply, you will get married. Thank you.

27. Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to. If you and I have an agreement in a previous life, please wait a moment and be there or be square!

28. People who are good in a hubbub deserve to be wronged.

29.？ You're eating chicken if you don't come back. If you don't come back, the chicken will eat you.

30. Don't ask me for money.

3 1. Moon convenience store is selling tenderness.

32. From the moon.

33. [Automatic reply] Don't worry, cutie is on her way, please prepare snacks and drinks and wait patiently ~

34. Hello, the alarm telephone number is 1 10, and the fire telephone number is 1 19. If you have difficulties, you can play the super flash, or you can play the Want Want team. I really can't go to Ryder League. I'm not here now anyway.

All our services are virtual services, and we don't accept complaints and reports. Everything is mainly sand sculpture. Please be responsible for your actions and have a nice experience.

36. I used an automatic reply to indicate that I still want to talk to you.

37. Rivers and lakes are far away, and they all go to the same place.

38. You are a beautiful summer, and you will reply during tasting.

39. Ask Flash for help if you need anything. Hello, I'm Le Di. Deliver goods on time at all times.

40. 14 Go to Magic Fairy Castle and play cards with Magic Fairy King. If you have something to do, go to Maggie Michelle and Xiaolan and let them tell me through the music box.

4 1. If you don't answer the message, you are herding sheep. If you don't return it, you will lose it.

42. Your message has been sent, and the other party has read it, but it won't reply.

43. [Automatic reply] There are too many people chatting at present, and there are 198 people in front. Please wait patiently ~

44. Hello, I'm busy at the moment. I may be eating, sleeping, going out to play, or shooting small monsters, but it doesn't matter, because I want to ask you through my ears: If I were a DJ, would you still love me?

45. [Automatic reply] Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars. If anything happens, I can tell her for you, but you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato flavor.

46. [Automatic reply] It's not that I ignore you, it's that time is irresistible ~

47. Don't rush me! ! I won't return if I'm urged.

48. Welcome to call AWE customer service hotline.

49. Later, you didn't keep me and didn't look back.

50. Ask your wife to come back

Super popular qq automatically replies to 50 quotations.

Due to your insincere attitude, the message was not sent successfully.

Kill the monster and I will come back.

You go on talking, I pretend to be listening.

4. Love, protect the big, write your name, you look good, save my mother.

5. Welcome to call AWE customer service hotline.

6. I went to touch the fairy castle and touch the fairy doll to play cards. If you need anything, let Maggie, Michelle and Xiaolan tell me through the music box.

7. Hello, I am discussing how to destroy the magic castle with Gunara, the god of darkness. If you have any difficulties, please call Super Flash or the Want Want team. I'm not here now anyway!

8. I went to the universe to pick up stars. I’ll be right back.

9. The fireworks I feel are alive because of you, and the tides in the nebula fluctuate because of you.

10. [Automatic reply] I am playing a game. Games can accompany me all my life. If I can, I will stop playing games and hit you directly.

1 1. Although it's hard, I will still choose that fiery life. Kitano Takeshi

12. You used to be happy, but later you learned to fall in love.

13. [Automatic reply] If I am online, will I let the automatic reply reply you?

14. Hello, the alarm telephone number is 1 10, and the fire telephone number is 1 19. If you have difficulties, you can play flash or want want team. I'm not here now anyway.

15. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not at the computer. Please turn off your monitor at once until it sparks. I'll reply to you when I hear the noise.

16. Little bear, you can only wake me up when Logger Vick comes to cut down trees.

17. Ask Flash for help. Hello, I'm Le Di. Deliver goods on time at all times.

18. You smile at flowers, and the sky is full of falling clouds.

19. I'm a Teletubby, and you don't have an antenna, so we can't communicate.

20. I was tied up by a nail. If you want to see me, you have to nail the whole anti-addiction.

2 1. Don't send me a message for fear of being misunderstood.

Stay here and I'll buy you some oranges.

23. All our services are virtual services, and we don't accept complaints and reports. Everything is mainly sand sculpture. Please be responsible for your actions and have a nice experience.

24. When I have tamed eight ice cream monsters and knocked down the rice-fried barbecue, the magician killed the Sun Dragon with the knight's sword coated with sunscreen and the umbrella girl's shield, rescued the princess from the refrigerator and came to your side with the stars given by the freezer emperor.

25. Your message has been sent to the other party and cannot be read.

Hello, I'm not here for the time being. I may be eating, sleeping, going out to play, or shooting monsters, but it doesn't matter, because I want to ask you through my ears: If I were a DJ, would you still love me?

27. [Automatic reply] Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars. If anything happens, I can tell her for you, but you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato flavor.

28. Welcome everyone to come to me. I will definitely reply when I see the news! I have been here all the time except 24 hours a day.

29. A lifetime is so long, why don't you wait for me?

30. I'm sorry, I think you are too beautiful to reply to you.

3 1. The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.

32. Dad's antique shop, please leave a message.

33. Sorry, I'm busy now, so I won't tell you later.

34. Sorry, because the system thinks you look no different from a pig, it has arranged an automatic reply for you. Please leave a message.

35. The sunshine is strong and the water waves are gentle.

36. Sorry, the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he is so handsome. Please consult for details. Thank you.

37. Congratulations on unlocking my cutie.

38. Welcome to leave a message.

39. I can't read it back

40. "Be right back after the commercial."

4 1. No, no, no, there is no homework for you to copy.

42. Recovery skills are cooling down.

43. You missed it too many times when I needed you.

44. Welcome to call the sand sculpture service hotline. Please press for manual chat, voice chat and video chat.

45. Feed pigs.

46. For others, please press seven.

47. Good morning, children. I went to bed too late last night. I'm still sleeping. If you miss me, call me. It's okay. It is a very happy thing to be missed by children.

48. If you don't return, you are studying. If you don't answer, you are stupid.

49. This is too much.

Set yourself 50 automatic reply humorous sentences in qq.

Automatic reply humorous sentences set for yourself in qq (Part 1) 1. I didn't reply, but went to pull out radishes, Ooo.

2. On the score.

3. [Automatic reply] It's not that I ignore you, it's that time is irresistible ~

If you don't come back, you are studying. It's stupid not to come back.

Since then, the mountains and rivers have never met, and I don't know the long and short of the old friends.

6. Sorry, I am a student and a flower of my motherland. I can't chat with you for a long time, and I can't reply to your message easily, which will show that I don't like learning.

7. If you don't answer the news, you are herding sheep. If you don't return it, you will lose it.

8.Jackson Yee's woman has received the message and will reply later! !

9.？ You're eating chicken if you don't come back. If you don't come back, the chicken will eat you.

10. I'm installing an elevator for Mount Everest, plastic wrap at Badaling Great Wall, moon rock mining on the moon and awning in the Pacific Ocean. How can your trifles disturb my dreams?

1 1. The other party has signal contact with the satellite. A moment, please. Current progress 1%.

12. I am dead, and I sympathize with small things.

13. I compare photosynthesis with cats and transpiration with green plants.

14. Hello, I will reply automatically. I can chat with you, but that's all I know.

15. [automatic reply] hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars. I can tell her anything, but you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato flavor.

16. Stay up the longest night and forget the person you love the most.

17. Hello, I'm her boyfriend. What can you tell me, because I recently found many men chatting with her. I love this girl very much and have a strong possessiveness. I hope the baby won't be hooked up by others. Although Roy is very busy, I will make time for her.

The automatic reply humorous sentence (Part II) set for your qq is 18. I'm sorry, what you sent is still garbled. Can you send it again?

19. [Automatic reply] This is the answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?

20. Hello, our boss is saving the galaxy? Will you come back to chase monsters? You'll know in a moment.

2 1. DuDu, I am a rabbit now. I only talk to carrots.

22. I used an automatic reply to indicate that I still want to talk to you.

23.？ I went to the universe by rocket and crashed on the way. I'm afraid I can't come back.

24. He is not so good, but he just can't forget it.

25. Don't bother me. Oh, I'm bubbling.

26. I can't move, I can't get through. You are welcome to visit.

27. I want to dance colorful feathers in the red leaves and indulge in your arms.

28. Sorry, because the system thinks you look no different from a pig, it has arranged an automatic reply for you. Please leave a message.

29. Welcome to call the sand sculpture service hotline. Please press for manual chat, voice chat and video chat.

30. I don't want you to think. I just want me to think. I don't want to talk to you.

3 1. [Automatic reply] I'm here, but I don't want to talk to you. If you want to chat, you must answer me a question first, which comes first, the chicken or the egg?

32. You missed it too many times when I needed you.

33. Feed pigs.

34. I went to Magic Fairy Castle to play cards with Magic Fairy King. Please come back later.

35. Welcome to call the customer service hotline of China Sand Sculpture. Press 1 for typing chat, 2 for voice chat, 3 for door-to-door chat, 4 for grass, 5 for fire, 6 for others, 7 for online chat, and # for returning. Welcome to leave a message.

36. Welcome to call AWE customer service hotline.

37. I went to touch the fairy castle and touch the fairy doll to play cards. If you have anything to do, let Maggie, Michelle and Xiaolan tell me through the music box.

38. [Automatic reply] Don't worry, cutie is on her way, please prepare snacks and drinks and wait patiently ~

39. The fairy is in the magic fairy castle. Please shout, shout and become a pig.

40. Jianghu is far away, let's go together.

4 1. As long as I have read all these, I will reply to you. Deer niches are full of depression, ponds are full of epilepsy, steel is full of love, and flowers are fed to niches.

42. I am taking a shit. Do you want to come?

43. Wangzai QQ Sugar, don't ask me anything.

44. Sorry, the other party is not your good friend and can't receive your message.

45. Help the moon find a small dress until I come back.

46. Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars. If anything happens, I can tell her for you, but first you have to treat me to ice cream, vanilla.

47. I can't read it back

48. Dad's antique shop, please leave a message.

49. This is krusty krab restaurant in Bikini Beach. I fry meat pies in Super Fort crab crab. Please call Squidward Tentacles's pager.

If you don't reply to my message, you are a stinking pig. It's normal for me not to reply to your message. See which fairy is not busy.

I don't automatically reply to copy 50 online.

I'm not online, so I automatically reply to 1. The fireworks I feel are alive because of you, and the nebula tides fluctuate because of you.

Please press five to continue firing.

3. I sell dusk on earth, and you wait for me to accept the gentleness of the world and come to see you.

4. Ask your wife to come back

5. The fairy is in Magic Fairy Castle, please shout and shout to become a pig.

6. [Automatic reply] Roy's woman has received the message and will reply later!

7. Sorry, because the system thinks you look no different from a pig, it has arranged an automatic reply for you. Please leave a message.

8. Hello, sending a one-yuan red envelope automatically unlocks the chat mode.

9. I went to Magic Fairy Castle to play cards with Magic Fairy King. Please come back later.

10. I have experienced many things, and the rivers and mountains in my eyes have become new. On the day of reunion, books and essays will be more magnificent than today.

1 1. Just read all these out and I'll get back to you. The deer niche is full of depression, the pond is full of epilepsy, the steel is full of love, and the flowers feed back the pride.

12. This is krusty krab restaurant in Bikini Beach. I fry meat pies in Super Fort crab crab. Please call Squidward Tentacles's pager.

13. Help the moon find a small dress until I come back.

14. I go to the universe to pick stars. I'll be right back ~

15. Hello, I will reply automatically. I can chat with you, but that's all I know.

16. I don't want you to think. I just want to think. I don't think I want to talk to you.

17. Dudu, I'm a rabbit now. I only talk to carrots.

18. Wait, wait, wait! ..... coming, coming.

19. Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to. If you and I have an agreement in a previous life, please wait a moment and be there or be square!

20. Drink more hot water and dream less when it's cold.

2 1. If you don't reply to the message, you are in love.

22. [Automatic reply] Sorry, the other party is not your good friend and can't receive your message.

23. The signal connection with the magic fairy castle is in progress. Please leave a message if you have something important.

24. But you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato flavor.

25. Life is so long, do you still want to chat with your father now? What's wrong with waiting for dad?

I'm not online, so I can reply automatically. 26. Do you want to see me? You really want to see me? Are you sure you want to see me? Do you have to find me Go ahead, this is an automatic reply, I can't see it for the time being. I'm a busy man, and I have to accompany Karry, Abel and Yang Yang, so I don't have much time to take care of these trifles.

27. Stop it, I love you.

28. [Automatic reply] I'm going to eat. Please chat with the machine first ~ ~

29. At present, the heartbeat is sold out. Welcome to visit next time.

30. I'm a Teletubby. Without an antenna, we can't communicate.

3 1. Hello, this is an automatic reply. You can chat with me, but that's all I know.

32. Because there is nothing you can do, let nature take its course. Because the heart has nothing to hide, so let it be.

Don't move when you see the news I will buy you oranges. I’ll be right back.

34. No, no, no, there is no homework for you to copy.

35. I have never been the most special one.

36. Hello, explore Dora, wash your face and find Ichabibigu, find spongebob when you are hungry, find tools to shout "Oh potatoes", find super detective to solve difficulties and think with them. I just don't have time anyway.

37. Love, protect the big, write your name, you look good, save my mother.

38. [Automatic reply] If I am online, will I let the automatic reply reply you?

39. Hello, I'm Eva. Please cooperate with my work and hand over all your unhappiness.

40. I didn't go back, but I went to pull out carrots, Ooo.

4 1. Please press six for the game.

42. Please join our exquisite pigs, catch up on sleep and be happy together.

43. The breeze refuses to come, and the scorching sun refuses to dusk.

44. Hadron, what can I do for you? Mom, it's always there.

45. I didn't see the news just now. Send it again ...

46. I'm Song. She's asleep. She will wake up for you.

47. I went to the Milky Way and brought you stars when I came back.

48. Automatic reply cannot be read back.

49. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not near the computer. Please bang your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I will reply you when I hear the noise.

Fifty excerpts from Aauto Quicker's popular automatic reply classic copy

Aauto set the top faster and automatically reply to the classic copy (I) 1. The fairy is in the magic fairy castle, please send a shout and turn into a pig.

2. Hadron's mother is here.

May all future encounters be indefinite, and may the future be beautiful.

Hello, welcome to the sand sculpture chain store.

5. Hadron, what can I do for you? Mom, it's always there.

6. Submerged in the sea of knowledge.

7. Send a red envelope before I decide whether I am here or not.

8. Hello, I will reply automatically. You can chat with me, but that's all I know.

9. Please press 1 for manual service.

10. Sorry, the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he is so handsome. Please consult for details. Thank you.

1 1. You didn't mean to leak the water, but you were arrogant and attracted flash floods.

12. Don't bother me. Oh, I'm bubbling.

13. What brings you here? Did Timis win?

14. Rivers and lakes are far away, and the same journey leads to the same destination.

15. Sorry, the other party has turned on friend verification.

16. Hurry up and wait for the fleeting time.

17.？ Fish, Tang Priest and his disciples went out to cast nets and came back to spoil you.

Aauto's faster and more popular automatic reply classic copy (Part II) 18. The other person has ascended to heaven and returned to you.

19. The breeze refuses to come, and the scorching sun refuses to dusk.

20. But you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato flavor.

2 1. You are a beautiful summer, and you will reply during tasting.

22. I was tied up by a nail. If you want to see me, you have to nail the whole anti-addiction.

23. The woman in Jackson yee has received the message and will reply later! !

I didn't reply to your message because I like you so much. I typed a message in the dialog box for a long time, and I was never satisfied with deleting it. I want to write it perfectly, otherwise I don't think I deserve you. So in the end, the news didn't get out, certainly not because I was playing games.

25. I am your grandpa Niu, and I have something to say.

26. [Automatic reply] Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars. If anything happens, I can tell her for you, but you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato flavor.

27. Han Han is in hibernation.

28. Ask age reply 0

29. This is the answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?

30. This is the headquarters. What can I do for you, Le Di?

3 1. I'm dead, and I sympathize with small things.

32. He is not so good, but he just can't forget it.

33. Please join our exquisite pigs, catch up on sleep and be happy together.

34. Sorry, the other party is not your good friend and can't receive your message.

Aauto automatically replies to the classic copy faster (Chapter III) 35. Although it is hard, I will still choose that fiery life. Kitano Takeshi

36. Hello, I will reply automatically. I can chat with you, but that's all I know.

37. Please press 1 for manual service.

38. I am taking a shit. Do you want to come?

39. I didn't go back, but I went to pull out carrots, Ooo.

40. Silent mode is turned on.

4 1. What's wrong with taking a shit?

42. The sunshine is strong and the water waves are gentle.

43. Hello, I have something temporary. I may be eating, sleeping, going out to play, or hitting monsters, but it doesn't matter, because I want to ask you through my ears: If I were a DJ, would you still love me?

44. I want to be Ichiro and bring you an astronaut when I come back.

45. You missed it too many times when I needed you.

46. [Automatic reply] Say something first, and then I'll decide whether I'm here or not!

47. Understand the provincial and municipal replies 1

48. [Automatic reply] Fairy descended to earth, please wait patiently.

49. I'm not free. I'm busy

50. You used to be very happy, but later you learned to fall in love.

Fifty auto-reply words set by offline message

Offline message sets auto-reply text-1. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply.

Don't disturb your study.

Your Princess Le Yan is busy now, please contact me after nine o'clock!

Please press one for typing and chatting.

5. I sell dusk on earth, and you wait for me to accept the gentleness of the world and come to see you.

6. From the moon.

7. [Automatic reply] There are too many people chatting at present, and there are 198 people ahead. Please wait patiently ~

8. Tell Dad to come back

9. Silent mode is turned on.

10. Time is running out. If you give me a QQ red envelope at first, let me reply to you automatically now?

1 1. Why do you bother me to fall in love with xxx?

12. Stay here and I'll buy you some oranges.

13. At present, the heartbeat is sold out. Welcome to visit next time.

14. Wait, wait, wait! ..... coming, coming.

15. Hello, this is an automatic reply. I can chat with you, but that's all I know.

16. Sorry, the other party is not your good friend and can't receive your message.

17. I went to the magic elf castle to herd sheep.

Offline message setting 18 automatically replies to text 2. Sorry, the content you sent is still garbled. Would you please send it again?

19. Don't call me, I'm not here.

I can't finish my homework, so I am not here.

2 1. I'm Wang Yuan. She's asleep. I'll call you back when she wakes up.

22. The breeze refuses to come, and the hot sun refuses to dusk.

23. Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars.

24. I go to the universe to pick stars. I'll be right back ~

25. I can't move, I can't get through. You are welcome to visit.

26. Sorry, I'm busy now, so I won't talk to you later.

27. Welcome everyone to come to me. I will definitely reply when I see the news! I have been here all the time except 24 hours a day.

28. Hello, I'm not bored now. I hope you can find it again when I am bored.

29. You wanted to see me? You really want to see me? Are you sure you want to see me? Do you have to find me Go ahead, this is an automatic reply, I can't see it for the time being. I'm a busy man, and I have to accompany Karry, Abel and Yang Yang, so I don't have much time to take care of these trifles.

30. Call for money and leave a message.

3 1. Don't send me messages when I'm away. Even if I see it, I won't reply to you, just like a person who pretends to sleep will never wake up, so don't look for me. I am a heartless git, so I stay where I am.

32. Hello, our boss is saving the galaxy? Will you come back to chase monsters? You'll know in a moment.

I want to buy some oranges. You stay here and don't walk around.

34. Love, protect the big, write your name, you look good, save my mother.

Automatic reply text 3 of offline message setting 35. Later, you didn't keep me and didn't look back.

36. This is krusty krab restaurant in Bikini Beach. I fry meat pies in Super Fort crab crab. Please call Squidward Tentacles's pager.

Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to. If you and I have an agreement in a previous life, please wait a moment and be there or be square!

38. I'll be back after killing the monster

39. Sleep mode has started.

40. You didn't mean to flow through, but you were arrogant and attracted flash floods.

4 1. You are a beautiful summer, and you will reply during tasting.

42. [Automatic reply] I didn't catch what you just said. Please send it again.

43. Add a friend reply 5

44. Uh-huh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, I don't know. Goodbye!

45. [Automatic reply] It's not that I ignore you, it's that time is irresistible ~

46. This man went to outer space and will bring you stars and the moon when he comes back.

47. Sorry, I am a student and a flower of my motherland. I can't chat with you for a long time, and I can't reply to your message easily. This will show that I don't like studying, sorry for the party, sorry for the country and sorry for the people.

48. Hello, I am discussing how to destroy the magic castle with Gunara, the god of darkness. If you are in trouble, you can flash or want want. I'm not here now anyway!

49. Recovery skills are cooling down.

50. Rivers and lakes are far away, and we all go and return together.