Fat humorous sentences

You will understand the cold jokes similar to this one once you have seen them.

1. Classic embarrassing IQ joke. One day, a group of people in the construction team were taking a break in the office. Then a man came in and distributed cigarettes to everyone. Halfway through, he didn’t have enough cigarettes. He said, “Who can lend me an electric car?” I went to buy cigarettes, and a buddy actually borrowed them. . . Then he rode off and never came back. . . When I asked, I found out that no one knew him. . This IQ is really too high. . High IQ crime.

2. Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com (click on Baidu), I said to my mother: "I am going to go on a diet to lose weight." My mother said nervously: "No, dieting will harm your body." My heart suddenly warmed. , and said: "I will pay attention." My mother still shook her head: "No, if you are fat now, people will think you eat too much. If you are still fat after dieting, people will say it is hereditary!"

3. Funny canteen jokes. I came back late from going out to do errands today. The canteen chef said that there were no dishes left, only rice. He brought out a whole plate for me. I was shocked. The chef also said, here it is. I have a bottle of chili sauce, which can be mixed with rice... It wasn't until the bus driver called me to get off that I realized that I had fallen asleep and had passed the station, and the drool dripped down onto my skirt!

4. The father-in-law saw that one of his daughter’s hands was splinted and asked her what was wrong. The daughter said angrily: "Domestic violence! My hand is broken." This made the father-in-law feel bad. He angrily said to his son-in-law: "Which hand did you use to beat my daughter like this? I want to destroy you." Only hand!" The son-in-law said with an aggrieved face, covering his still red and swollen face."