What is the funniest little joke you have ever heard?

What is the funniest little joke you have ever heard?

1. A little boy insisted on grabbing his grandfather's hat.

Mom won't allow it.

Then the boy cried.

Grandpa is reluctant to give it to him.

Unexpectedly, the boy put on his hat and suddenly turned to her mother and said

"Do you think I look like your father in a hat?"

It snowed a little in the morning. On the way to buy food, I saw an old man fall in the distance. I rushed to help him, but my foot slipped and I kicked him further. . .

My wife stole money from my wallet during my nap, so I asked her, "I only have this pocket money every month." You still take mine, have you considered my feelings? " Wife: "I thought about it, so I will be very careful when I take money from you, for fear of waking you up."

4. An annoying female classmate borrowed a SLR from me, and I said it was broken. Then she offered to borrow the card machine, and I said it was broken. She offered to borrow the iPad again, and I said it was broken. She was very excited and asked, "Why is nothing good!" "I shrugged and said," because men have no good things. . . "

5. Which school did you go to? ""technology, and you? " "Tsinghua" "Wow, that's amazing" "Actually, it's nothing. As long as you study hard for a period of time before the exam, you can be admitted. It is said that you were admitted to Beijing Institute of Technology or Nanjing Institute of Technology? "Massachusetts ...

6. The temperature outside is only 7 degrees, and my arm is 38 degrees. I suggest you play with the big pendulum, because it is 360 degrees.