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Match this with a super classic sentence.

Add a super classic sentence to this picture, summer life is doomed to be buried.

Add a classic sentence to the picture. Everything is a cloud. . . . . .

How about this picture with a sentence? I always do. It's okay.

I still care about what others think.

Give this picture a word, be classic and use space. . Lol demacia!

Who can add a funny sentence to this picture? Have a plenty of, you don't let go, I won't let go, big deal. . . .

Please add a sentence to this picture, classic! Rich, willful!

Match this picture with a sentence! Pray for the great god to come in autumn and go in winter, leaving only dead branches.

A classic sentence, life; Debut at the age of 0, 10 is progressive every day, ambitious at the age of 20, basically oriented at the age of 30, popular everywhere at the age of 40, working hard at the age of 50, playing mahjong at the age of 60, sunbathing at the age of 70, lying in bed at the age of 80, and hanging on the wall at the age of 90.

1 "There will always be some helplessness in this world, and you can never change these helplessness" and "How many flowers fall in your dreams"

How can a beautiful woman have such a variety of poses without some regrets? -Liu Yong's Epiphyllum

How can you give up your love nature just because scorpions have a stinging nature? Scorpion and love

4 Lonely you, lonely me, lonely soul, displaced.

I can't tell whether it is happy or bitter. Never look back and stride towards the future. Agree to meet again in n years. We are always faced with brave persistence.

I miss him, too. We're all the same. It's him. Trying to find wings, until then, he began to fly because of you.

In this society, love is beautiful because of pain and despair, just like Romeo's Water Margin.

Women's water will dry up one day, and men's mountains will be bare one day. So, mountains and rivers can form a circle ~

The reason why people are unhappy may also be that they have delayed. Let It Go/Congratulations on your breakup

10 in a daze. So you can hook up with handsome guys? Are you kidding? But this kind of love drag does exist. This is my man, handsome! ~ this is my love, drag! ~ "My love, so handsome"

1 1 college life, saying it's boring. People who have gone to college rarely have objections. But many years later, you will recall, mostly the contents of those four years. In the days surrounded by beautiful women

12 the most irrefutable sentence I have ever said in my life is: the quilt doesn't need to be folded at all, but it was originally spread out to sleep, but this sentence was first refuted. You know, this is the rule. One of the tragedies of mankind is that there are too many rules. -Han Han's Triple Door

13 I remember when I was a child, you loved chatting and I loved laughing. Once I sat side by side under a peach tree, the wind was blowing on the treetops and birds were chirping. We don't know how we fell asleep, and how many flowers were lost in our dreams.

1April light disappeared, and the wind was bored.

15 truth is in the hands of a few people, but: the minority obeys the majority.

16 in the dream, there are scenes in the dream.

Vampires: a race spurned by God. Look at god and his people with contempt.

18 mountains change with the trend, water changes at any time, and people change with their thoughts! Thinking is our life and the source of our happiness.

Red beans are acacia. Even this bright flame of love will only have ashes? .

In order to connect the ancient past with the distant future-chess soul

2 1 the wildness of the years is the pursuit of the intersection of black and white, just like the eternal snow, and countless joys and sorrows are staged at the intersection of 36 1.

How time flies! Those who said they would never part have already scattered all over the world-How many flowers fall in a dream.

Water is always water. If you hold it in your hand, it will flow away slowly. If you hold on to it, it will stay more urgent. I held the university tightly like a stone, but Qin Yu drained the last drop like water.

There is a bird in this world that has no legs. It only stops once in its life, and that's when it dies. -"The True Story of Zhang Fei"

When the days become old photos, old photos of become memories, we become passers-by walking back to back, stubbornly walking away in different directions step by step. There is no Athens, no Rome, and there is no turning back. -Jing M.Guo

Master said: hold your hand tightly, there is nothing in it; Let go of your hand and you will get everything! ……

Life, in this way, always occupies an absolute leading position. When countless fools shouted that they were in control of life and destiny, they didn't see it. Life stands in a higher sky, revealing a mocking face ... "How many flowers fall in a dream"

Friends always shelter you from the wind and snow. If you suffer from wind and frost in the distance and there is nothing I can do, I will also pray for those storms to befall me. ...

There is a city called the city without tears, because people in it only laugh and have no tears ... but it changed later, and this city is still called the city without tears, just because people in this city have no tears ... a city without tears.

It is always easy for me to forget my promise to myself and hypnotize myself day after day. ...

3 1 Everyone can pretend to laugh, pretend to be angry and pretend to be sad, but they can't control the depth of their eyes ... "Night Rose"

Macmurd once said: the eyes of brave people become knives, and the knives of cowardly people become shit. ...

On the first day of primary school, my father taught me that soft ones are afraid of hard ones, hard ones are afraid of staying, and staying is afraid of death. Holding a knife in your hand makes people believe that you dare to poke it out ... knife and knife

In the eyes of those who are sentenced to death but don't want to die, there is always a chance to survive. ...

Eternity means that the time to kill something is over, but it is still in Liu Liangcheng.

It's a shame that the rich and beggars coexist on a small earth! -The rich and the beggars

At the moment I learned that you came back flat, I locked myself up and cried. At that moment, I suddenly realized that I love you with a man's heart! I love you so deeply, so deeply, so deeply that I can't die for you. However, I can't say. I'm afraid that if I tell you, we can't even do this.

In this life, I won't let you know that I love you silently at the nearest and farthest place from you until the end of my life ...-money, murder and love.

A person who falls in love only once in his life is happy, just like a person who has never eaten an apple who doesn't know how delicious it is.

People who have been in love many times in their lives are also happy, just like eating many kinds of apples and finally knowing which one suits their taste best.

People who have never been lovelorn in their lives are happy, just like walking on a road full of thorns, but they have not been stabbed once.

People who have been lovelorn many times in their lives are also happy, just like after being scarred in the thorn forest, they finally found their way to the outside of the forest.

A person who has no painful memories in his life is unfortunate. He has never tasted the beauty of "loss" in his life.

It is unfortunate that a person has too many painful memories in his life, and "loss" has become the theme of the melody in his life.

Being rich is not having more, but wanting less-the background color of life.

If I pour out the whole bathtub, I can't pour out my love for you. Can the whole bathtub be emptied? A: Yes. So, yes. I love you! -"The First Honey Contact"

4 1 If you feel nervous or humiliated in the process of taking money, go in.

You don't expect to live a happy life, because the money you get from nervousness or humiliation will be more uneasy and sad to use. A conspiracy of money

After that, I started to lose. It's not good to have it, and it's not good to live. Why mourn death?

The moon is clear in the desert, and the knife light is shadowless. Who can share it with you? The vast sea of people, looking for like-minded people everywhere, treat each other sincerely, live and die together!

How to let you meet me? At my most beautiful moment, I prayed for 500 years before the Buddha.

Women are angels in a lonely paradise. They were moved to tears for their loved ones, so they landed on the earth.

So men shouldn't let women cry for themselves.

Otherwise she will return to the lonely and cold sky.

Men are demons of hell.

Free from hell because of a woman's love

So a woman should not make the man she loves sad.

Otherwise he will go back to the dark hell.

Reaching out, but never touching, wandering in the corner of the city, staying on the edge of love, that blue dream is fragmented in my hands ~ ~

Women like two kinds of flowers all their lives: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible!

If a man wants to be rich, he has something to do with everyone.

6. His knife is cold, his sword is cold, his heart is cold and his blood is cold. Shit, isn't this man dead?

7. Most people only do three things in their life: deceive themselves, deceive others and be bullied.

8. Clap your head to make a decision and clap your chest to make sure you leave.

I have not only a car, but also my own. ...

10. Maintaining life lies in exercise, and creating life also lies in exercise. The difference is-under the bed.

1 1. A diamond lasts forever, but one goes bankrupt!

12. Occasionally, if you live in silence, you will feel great, but if you live in silence, you will be miserable. ...

13. If you have a pair of wings, you should be braised …

14. People are not afraid of death. What they fear most is that they don't know how to live!

15. It used to be called' tomb robbing'. Damn, now it's called' archaeology' science!

16. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

17. My life is full of Dangdang, but it is different in Dangdang.

18. You'll know what it is when you grow up. When I grow up, I deliberately say I don't know.

19. People are fucking born, and demons are fucking invented!

20. Loneliness is a person's carnival, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

2 1. In front of beautiful women: there is danger to save, and if there is no danger, you must save.

22. surprise attack, attack its back!

23. Take whatever you want and make money without killing you-quotations on the library wall.

24. Hugging is really a strange thing. We are so close, but we can't see each other's faces.

25. Life is in bed, you die in bed, you want to live and die, and you are also in bed.

26. Oh, my God! I found another penny, and I made a fortune!

27. Animals are still a little pathetic, but I'm not, so I'm not an animal.

28. All princes like princesses, and so does the frog prince!

29. You can watch advertisements, but don't buy anything advertised.

30. From heaven to hell, I pass by!

3 1. Once a day, the husband and wife are grateful for a hundred days, and the husband and wife are Dangdang for a hundred days.

Waiter, give me a cup of milk tea, more tea and less milk …

33. You can't blame gravity if you can't shit. Maybe you are constipated!

34. When cigarettes fall in love with matches, they are doomed to be hurt.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

Angels can fly because they look down on themselves. ...

37. Want a small MM to water together; I irrigate the head of the Yangtze River and you irrigate the tail of the Yangtze River.

I can't give you happiness, but I can comfort you!

39. If you have no money, it's tacky to hate women. If you have money, you want women to be tacky.

40. The difference between a girlfriend and a female friend is only one word, and that is sex.

4 1. inaction and inaction, inaction and inaction.

42. Not bad! People are forced out.

43. Give me a fulcrum, and I can hold up the earth.

44. Life is nothing more than making others smile and occasionally smiling at others.

45. Use limited energy to pick up girls indefinitely, and you lose!

46. I think I should lose weight. Last time I donated blood, I actually shed 100 ml of lard.

47. If you look at beautiful women in the street, you will appreciate them if you look up, and you will be hooligans if you look down.

48. If I lose this life, then I don't want the afterlife.

49. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right way will be crowded.

50. Fate is responsible for shuffling cards, but it is ourselves who play cards!

I want a super classic sentence, go to hell!

I hear this sentence more than n times a day. As we all know, n is greater than the distance from the earth to the moon. I hear this sentence from the beautiful girl behind me every day. ................. is depressed. )