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The sword copy of the funny object.
1. If you walk in the rain, please remember to take an umbrella, because you may accidentally step on my head.
I miss you deeply, just as I can't stand life without you.
If you feel lonely, please remember that I have been silently supporting you, just like a big bear that will never leave you.
If you want to watch the stars with me, please remember to wear anti-vertigo glasses, because my eyes may be brighter than the stars.
If you are looking for an interesting conversation partner, you have already found it. I can always say amazing things.
My love for you is as eternal as the sun. I will never stop shining unless you pull me into the refrigerator.
7. If you want me to cook for you, please remember that I am a talented cook, but I need an environment suitable for cooking, such as on Mars.
8. If you want to talk to an interesting person, then I may not be the best choice, because I usually only say some funny things.
When you feel tired and want to relax, remember that I am a very good source of entertainment, and I may tell some surprising jokes to make you laugh.
10. I can make you laugh my head off or make you feel heavy. I'm just not sure what effect you want.
I hope you can find a sentence to make your other half happy and make her happy!
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