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Classic lines of fox demon and matchmaker
1, Tushan, I took it.
2. Smile at each other.
Do you believe him, but don't believe me?
4, Tu Shan, I cover, understand?
5, if you don't give money, you will die.
6, want me to be your eyes!
7, the goose left the hair, and the beast left the skin.
This scene is like this, and this situation will never change.
9. Everything is bounded, and love and hate have no cause.
10, ya ya, red, not suitable for you.
1 1, Qian Shan is full of water, because you are only one mile away.
12, I just met you by chance.
13, the water in the ditch can't compare with the ice ocean.
14, old people don't like to work hard, but fathers can.
15, I am willing, I was willing fifty years ago.
16, spoony monster, please wait for the next life.
17, what I want is Tushan Susu!
18, you don't even want to lie to me?
19, this time, never again, let you leave me.
20. I did, fifty years ago.
2 1, can Yan Yan compete with the scorching sun under the light of the new moon?
22. The rain that happened to fall just snuggled together.
23. Just for me who can't keep you in my heart.
24. The shemale has been a love of life and death since ancient times, and the doomed love will remain unchanged for thousands of years!
Tell me with your heart, do you love it or not?
26, Wan Jian wear heart without regret, smile at one another despise kingship.
27, bitter giant tree! Don't you know she's back!
28. If you can get out alive, I will show you the desert and green hills.
29, just, next life, do you still recognize me?
30. Actually, love is very simple. You can't get hurt if you don't expect it.
3 1, invasion, once again put down their hopes.
32. My heart is already yours. How can I not believe you?
If one day, your son wants to leave ... please let him go.
34. Snow mountain, desert, castle peak and Xiushui can't accompany you to see it.
35. At the beginning of the Oriental Moon, the time was amazing, and Wang Quanfu warmed the years.
36. If I can escape, would you like to watch Wanshui Qian Shan with me?
37. Stop, stop, if this continues, the second-rate Taoist will die.
38. This world is not a demon world, but an inhuman world, but a world of all beings!
39. You don't resist because you have no power. Now you can resist.
40, snow-capped mountains, deserts, green hills, Xiushui can't, can't follow you!
4 1. In my last life, you were my sister in demon fairy. In this life, I am your brother.
42. Snow-capped mountains, deserts, green mountains and beautiful waters cannot be seen with you.
43. If I can get out alive, I will weave Qian Shan for you.
44.mind your own business! How dare you call me an idiot! Tired of living with you! The skin is itchy!
45. I bet my whole life on this bet. Luckily, I won the bet.
46, and I unconsciously forgot myself, just want to complete that dream for you.
47. When we met, it seemed like a lifetime ago. Only this time, you don't have to protect me.
48. All the empty dreams given to you are not as good as the last wish I made with you.
49. I'm not ... just a hooligan? Why are you so kind to me?
50. If you can get out alive, Wanshui Qian Shan, would you like to watch it with me?
5 1, the water in the ditch can compete with the ice ocean; How can the light of the new moon compete with the scorching sun?
52. If you can get out alive, Qian Shan Wanshui, would you like to watch it with me?
53. Are you tired of living? Unexpectedly, I went to save people by myself under the first sword in the world, and I was still a Taoist!
54. The devil will tell me publicly when he kills me, but people will kill your family with a smile.
No, I don't want to close my eyes. No matter how much it costs, I want to see it. ...
56. If possible, I hope you won't forget me in the next life, and I won't forget your familiar tenderness.
57. I am not sacred. I am ... just a man who has been fighting against his son-in-law all his life.
58. As the ancients said, don't do to others what you don't want. You can't give your lover what you want.
59. Miss, beware of men, especially those who are unhappy and oppressed everywhere.
60, proud to the fog, flowers and fruits, Dinghai big demon. Overseas, in the water curtain, Qitian is more curved than Gao Xian.
6 1, jade drops, three feelings, ten miles red makeup daughter wishes. Ice, memories are like sand, and a word is worth a thousand words.
62, put out the demon fire, point love, 50 years will come true. Multicolored sticks, continuing the leading edge, meet for 500 years.
63, plain clothes's tearful poems, waiting for you not to return to the crowd. When the rain falls on my heart, I look for your shadow, and I still know Song Qing.
64. On the battlefield, feelings are not over. Once you become emperor, you will be told through the ages. Looking back, like a dream, I proudly came to Xianwu.
65, clear moon, sword, smile at one another, contempt for kingship. Meet again, burn out life skills, and live up to the wishes of the afterlife under the tree.
66. As long as you are happy, what does it matter who I am? What does it matter if you remember?
67. When we meet for the first time, the blood on the lips is the first beauty in history. Breaking the sun, the ground is cold, seeing you cry and remembering beauty.
68. Yi, love remains the same, if you forget this life and the next life. If you look at the moon, you will see it.
69, wearing prison clothes, South Palace, celebrating the princess is crazy. Acacia is thick, a hundred years old, and the heaped-up mountains are a little red.
70. If you want to die, you won't die. Under the tree, please come to the afterlife. Meet again, strangers, a little fate like floating life.
7 1, Yubichuan, Admiralty now, blood-stained Tu Shan like your face. The Iraqi people are crying and the spirit is willing. My life is up to me.
72. I would rather be hurt by Wan Jian than wronged by someone in my arms. Wan Jian has no regrets, smiles at each other and despises the kingship.
73. Me? That is to say, he is not the former leader of the demon alliance, nor is he a fool now. I am. Tu Shan is red.
74. Yes, showing off your affection in front of the Tushan fox demon is like making an axe in front of Luban and a sword in front of the kingship.
75. I dare to come and die because I have explained everything clearly and our dream will continue.
76. The so-called leader is just a running dog tied to the commanding heights by forces, and a running dog who can't control himself.
77. If you have an ideal and your sister supports you, then your sister will send you to realize this ideal in the next life, because you are not talented enough in this life.
78. "Speaking of the boss, why are you in this house?" "Because ... I don't know why ... I like that mountain."
79. Even though my sister left her heart to him, love doesn't exist. Love is not binding and restrained because of guilt. ...
80, idiot Taoist, although we have been played, we have not been completely defeated. Just, in the next life, can you recognize me?
8 1, you are all wrong. Everyone thinks he should die, but in his heart, he must feel that he has never lived like this.
82. You are both me and not me. But susu is red, and red is the same as susu. If HongHong dies, Susu will die forever.
83. Let them see what a professional undercover catcher should have-the ultimate acting skills and the ability to grasp the tiny contradictions between people!
84. Pure yang inflammation? How can I put it? This fierce and bold feeling, hehe, is it still the same after so many years? Stupid Taoist priest
85. Perhaps, time will not make love rot, but it will make love like wine. The longer, the better. The most terrible thing is not a monster.
86. There is a famous saying from ancient times: people are good at wisdom but not good at strength, and demons are good at strength but not good at wisdom. People are vulnerable when they lose their mana, while demons lose their mana ... at least there is brute force!
87, the tone is quite big. With these dog slaves, you think you can ... sweep Tu Shan? In the years since you left ... your brain was caught in the toilet seat, right?
88. Ask what love is in the world, and teach the magpie bridge the difficulty of lovesickness. It's hard to teach a butterfly to be sweet ... in fact ... love is very simple ... if you don't expect it, you won't be hurt. ...
89. Maybe that person is not suitable for his sister, but he only stopped when he could move her most. He stopped, in exchange for constantly beautifying his sister's heart until it was perfect.
90. Did you hear that, Tree of Pain? If I have fallen in love with him, I am willing to swear by everything we know and all my magic. See you next life!
9 1, sister, you didn't come back the day of the duel. Whether you are defeated by vanity tears or not, please look at me and overcome it. Void tears are indeed the strongest magic weapon between heaven and earth, but it's a pity that you only have one pupil. Endless hip flask, full!
Gambling is not a good thing. But if you are desperate and there is no way out, you can only fight for your life. This gamble won my life back. This step ... gambling for life. If not, it can only be a joke.
93. I'm sorry, father, don't say that I won't trade your life at all, and I don't have the ability-I can only use the power of emotional method to complete the exchange of life now, and this emotional method is connected with me and him.
94. No, you are wrong. That's not me. It's not this little guy, but once, the Lord of the demon alliance, Tu Shan, the king of the mountain, had to live so heroically and become popular. Once again, I personally released my hope.
95. Afraid? What is there to be afraid of? When the devil kills me, he will tell me openly ... and people will kill your family with a smile ... In contrast, the devil is much more honest than people. Besides ... you don't want to kill us at all. Why did you scare your brother?
96. I got expectations again and again, but I was disappointed. I still insist on waiting without regrets. I understand again and again that I may be busy for nothing, but I am still willing to fight for knowing each other and loving each other from the beginning. Samsara seems like a dream, but it is an unimaginable waiting and fighting against the demon.
97. I know I am stupid and useless, but I practice hard during the day. I work hard! At night ... I try to improve my knowledge, and then every day ... I fight for my mission. So much effort and sweat are all to become a fox demon as upright as my sisters!
98. Let this new son-in-law recognized by Tu Shan-Zao Bai Yue and Zao Qiuping Yue-coexist in this world! Sorry, father. In fact, my memory is far more than what I said before. The feasibility of this matter is a "person" who told me that it is absolutely feasible.
99. Children are unfilial. For my son, as long as I can hug him once ... that's enough. What I did was not for myself, but for his wishes-I want to prove to the world that Qiu Ping was an independent person at the beginning of the month-an independent person who got rid of the beginning of the Oriental Month!
100 Even if my sister's heart is left to him, love is not there. The attention given because of guilt is not love. Love is not bondage and restraint. So I won't give up. I want to be with my sister demon fairy. Take me to pay the debt for her. At least at that time, the fate in her heart depended on her.
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