A collection of classic advertising slogans and funny lines?

Classic advertisements are usually parodied, so what are the funny lines? Below is the relevant content I brought, welcome to read!

1. Wan Yu sings "La la la la la la"

2. Tractor truck Uncle: "Daughter, did you learn this song from me?"

3. Wan Yu: "Ah? Uncle, you can also do it?"

4. Uncle of the tractor-trailer: "We The chickens at home are like this. The movements of the chicken feet are the same as yours. Lift and release, lift and release? There are also milking movements. Like this, I don’t know when it started.

5 . , many young people started to imitate me.”

6. Wan Yu “Uncle, you are so funny, then you are the founder of hip-hop”

7. Uncle Tractor "What? The founder who killed someone? I drive a tractor very slowly and have never hit anyone."

8. Zeng Xiaoxian "We received a special letter from this newlywed couple. Yue Lao is the founder of our apartment.”

9. “You’ll get beer caps from eating sesame seed cakes, mothballs from wontons, swatting flies on nails, and burning incense at Qingsong Temple. , my phone fell into the merit box and I couldn’t get it out.” - Enthusiastic Listener

10. “A BMW is driving towards you, followed by a Mercedes racing behind it, slow down. There was also a tractor driving behind him, with its left lane change signal on, and he wanted to overtake!" -

11. Traffic Police

12. "We're 50-50. , let’s talk first, who is five?”——Chen Meijia

13. “Give me five portions of *** chicken popcorn”——Wan Yu

14. “Two of you "Young prodigy, that's like a violent chicken popcorn" - Yifei

15. When asked, "Beauty is in the eyes of the lover, what's in the eyes of Xishi?" Answer: There's eye droppings in the eyes of Xishi~

16. Meijia’s online message. I used to be harassed online. Later I found out that the user name is very important. Work account is not allowed to chat. If you want to chat, punctuation is 50 cents per word.

17. Symbols are half price. 20% off for charges of more than 1,000 words

18. Voice and video chat has not yet been enabled. Pay first and then chat to pay online. We provide invoices and are looking for agents

19. Wanyu also has people Harassing you? Then it goes without saying that no one will pay attention to me anymore. . .

20. Ugly, but he is very ugly. He is very ugly!--Wanyu

21. Wanyu: You are retaking your high school mathematics, **** mom Bigamy

22. Psychiatrist, what is your most terrifying dream? It’s the dream that wakes you up suddenly.

23. Zi Qiao Na When I was in high school, one day I dreamed that I was taking an exam. It was so scary. Then I suddenly woke up, and something even more terrifying happened. It turned out that I was actually taking an exam.

1. The bus driver said to the bodyguard who was following Wan Yu, "Hey, you can either put in coins or swipe your card or get off the bus. Choose one." The two bodyguards looked at each other and got off the bus. .

2. Bus driver “It’s true that you can’t even take the bus, and you dare to pretend to be the Matrix.”

3. Wan Yu “Master, are we far from the city center now? ?"

4. Bus driver "It wasn't far just now, but it's quite far now.

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5. Yifei "Yes! That's right! The red carpet is made of rice. What happened? I'm missing rice. Isn't this boss too wicked? Give me the carpet because the price of pork has increased. Lack of money? Their land

6. Isn’t the blanket made of pigskin?"

7. The traffic police asked, "There is a BMW that wants to go to you at a speed of 100 meters. It was followed by a Mercedes-Benz, followed by a tractor, and what's even more awesome was that the tractor's left turn signal was on

8. He wanted to overtake as he drove!!!!!!

9. Zeng Xiaoxian "Listener friends, I am a good man. I am a good man. I am - Zeng Xiaoxian." "Xiaoxian has such a roommate. He lives with a girl in two suites in the same apartment. Among them, it’s a pity that one always goes to the left and the other always takes the elevator.”

1. Yashili Southern Seedlings produces first-class seeds.

2. Xuesheng Taiwanese instant noodles,

3. Professional and meticulous to every seed. Xuesheng

4. Quality first, credibility first Dajiu Hanri

5. Quality first, credibility first. Tongdeli

6. Honesty and trustworthiness, mutual benefit and win-win ***Together with the development of Jinfeng Banner

7. Establishing a business, cultivating morality, and carrying the property with Dexing Sanjin Yi Nong

8. People-oriented, benefiting the people, serving agriculture Sanjin Yinan

9. Fusheng leeks belong to thousands of families, and friends in the leeks industry are heart to heart. Fusheng

10. Provide you with sincere service. First finger

11. A new and progressive experience. First finger

12. Promote seed culture and improve seed quality. Adjust the planting structure and enjoy high-tech. Vegetable garden

13. Breed and promote excellent varieties to support the development of agriculture with three highs. LiNong

14. Integrity management and steady development. Farmer

15. Leading with science and technology, creating brilliance. Jiang Shu

16. Science and technology create infinite wonderful things. ZJ

17. Accumulate and pursue infinity. ZJ

18. Technology first, people-oriented, hard work, pioneering and enterprising.

19. Shenliang is a breeder who concentrates on professional cauliflower cultivation. Shenliang

20. The interests of farmers are our interests Huanai

21. Survive by quality, develop by credibility, and be customer-centered.

22. Ganxin is committed to agriculture and serves farmers

23. Managing health for healthy people, sourced from all over the world, healthy for the whole family