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In ancient times, there was a man who went to the market and chatted with other people’s wives, only to find that his own wife was chatting with someone else.

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< p>The blind man wears glasses - fake intelligence

The blind man pulls the bellows - tinkering

The blind man peels garlic - bullshit

The blind man learns Embroidery - blind show off

The blind man takes to the street - arrogant

The blind man leads the way for the blind - nonsense

The blind man rides a blind horse - rushes in and out

A needle hidden in the ink - hard to find

Cuttlefish belly and puffer fish liver - black and poisonous

The monk in the temple - no worries

The clay elephant in Duanli - human-like but inhumane

Farting in the temple - Grandpa Xun is here

The Buddha in the temple - has eyes but no eyes

The horse in the temple - no energy (shocked)

The bell in the temple - the sound is empty

How much does it cost to feed a camel with jasmine flowers

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Moldy winter melon - full of bad water

Moldy lotus couple - bad intentions

Bee's butt - stinging head

Bee’s eyes—protruding

Bee nest—hole

Bee sting—emergency

Bee flies to the painting—empty joy

The person who cheated the coal shop - he will never be able to clean it up

The person who took advantage of the coal shop - the black-hearted person

The shopkeeper of the coal shop - made illegal money

The matchmaker has a bad mouth - it is difficult to speak

Fire on the eyebrows - red eyes

Firecrackers on the eyebrows - disaster is in front of you

Putting a ladder on the eyebrows can't fit the face one by one

Grabbing the eyebrows and beard - regardless of priority

Hungry courage on the eyebrows - suffering in front of the eyes

Eyebrows Swinging on the swing - Xuanhu

Pinching lice on the eyebrows - eye color (lice)

I turned to sleep one by one

Pushing porridge in my eyes ——Why are you pretending to be stupid?

My sister posted couplets——no distinction between superior and inferior

Meixiang bows down to me—they are all slaves

Dream dinner party—greedy

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Seeing Coptidis in a dream - thinking hard

Thinking of a daughter-in-law in a dream - thinking wonderfully

Sparrow marrying a girl - blowing and beating carefully

Sparrows drink river water - can't do it

Sparrows move - Qingqing chats

Sparrows fly into the photo studio - it's easy to meet but hard to talk

The sparrow flies to the flagpole - the bird is not big, but the frame is not small

The sparrow flies to the sugar pile - empty joy

The belly of the sparrow - narrow-minded

The sparrow flies into the sea - without landing

The sparrow has a bulging belly - so full of energy

The sparrow flies into the sea - without landing

Parachute jumping from pockmarked bags - the sky is full of excitement

Embroidering pieces of linen cloth - a waste of effort

Making dragon robes out of linen bags - not this material

Going into the water with linen cloth - Ning Bu Do it

Press the light bulb on the hemp rope - the wiring is wrong

Tie the tofu with the hemp rope - cannot lift it

Thread the embroidery needle through the hemp rope - pass However

Hanging an egg on a hemp rope - both ends are empty

Stringing tofu on a hemp rope - cannot lift it up

Pulling a light on a hemp rope - the wrong route

/p>

Sesame oil fried tofu - a big investment

Threading twine through the needle - not getting through

Threading twine through the eye of the needle - just passable

Willow's solution to the plank - not a serious material

Hemp stalks used as scales - not sure of cultivation

Ma Hua'er hanged himself - Crispy Ghost

Sealed boats are launched into the water - opening up is a disaster

Sealed boats are launched into the water - go with the flow

Cats chanting sutras - pretending to be good people

Cats The mouse in the mouth - there is nothing left

The cat bites the tiger unexpectedly

The cat stretches its paw into the fish tank - wants to catch a handful

The cat wears a tiger ——Showing prestige

The cat’s belly is filled with tiger courage—it cannot be fierce

The owl catches the mouse—it does good deeds and gets a bad reputation

The owl sings—it is blind Calling

The cat guards the mouse hole - calmly

The cat is chased up the tree by the tiger - thanks to saving a hand

The cat plays with the mouse - coaxed to play< /p>

The cat won’t eat the dead mouse—pretending to be polite

The mouse in the cat’s mouth—can’t escape

The cat catches the mouse and the dog guards the door—their job< /p>

Grilling pancakes over a fierce fire - no good products

Cotton ears - can't stand the blow

Cotton for walnuts - eat hard but not soft

Needles hidden in cotton - soft but strong

Fire in cotton pile - no rescue

Looking for fleas in cotton pile - nowhere to be found

Growing sesame seeds in the cotton field - killing two birds with one stone

Cotton ears - soft roots

Cotton stuffed the nose - uncomfortable to hold in

Look for cotton rolls Gong - no reply

Cotton hammer and drum - no sound

Cotton yarn pulling the donkey - unreliable

Cotton pants have no legs - half cold

Changing cotton-padded jackets to leather jackets - the better the better

The matchmaker praises the leap girl - the sky is full of flowers

The matchmaker proposes marriage - just picks the nice words

The matchmaker lost her way - nothing to say

The matchmaker praised the girl - she spoke like a fairy

Crossing the river by feeling the stones - steadily

< p> Touching the light to make fun - playing tricks

Touching a few dozen mice in the dark - bumping into walls everywhere

Blindfolding Guizan - not being able to follow the right path

Blindfolded Farting under the quilt - swallowing alone

Blindfolded and grinding - wandering around blindly

The steamed buns are filled with bean dregs - others do not praise themselves and praise themselves

Mazi is not called Mazi - he is a deceiver

Mazi is in charge - he has many ideas...

(It is a metaphor for a Taoist who has many ideas and methods.)

Mazi knocks on the door ——It’s a trap

(It’s a metaphor for doing evil, but it’s extremely harmful.)

Pockmarked face——full of shortcomings

Nails in a sack—— —Outcrop

The water chestnut in the sack is forced to get out

The sack is used to make dragon robes—not this material

The sack is embroidered— The foundation is too poor

(A metaphor for a poor foundation. )

Building a bridge with hemp straw - quite impressive

(A metaphor for being unable to do the job; dare not take it.)

Building a bridge with hemp straw - sad

< p>(A metaphor for living a life that is not easy.)

Although a sparrow is small—it has a complete liver and gallbladder

(A metaphor for being small but complete, with typical significance/

The sparrow follows the editor Fei Fei - staying up all night for nothing

Dipping hemp rope in water - tightening it up

Ma Noshu unraveling the board - not serious material

Hitting a tiger with hemp pole ——It’s not painful or itchy

Taking photos of pockmarks...his face doesn’t look good

Reading on horseback--we’ll see

Ma Daha works as an accountant... all It's a stupid account

Malaysian coffee - intriguing

A horse's spoon touches the rim of the pot - a common occurrence

The horse metaphor is not uncommon.

)

Putting a horse bit on an ox’s mouth - Le

The road is not called a road - justice

The blind wear glasses - fake intelligence

The blind man pulls the bellows - tinkering

The blind man peels the garlic - nonsense

The blind man learns embroidery - the blind man shows off his talent

The blind man Taking to the streets - defiant

The blind guides the blind - nonsense

The blind rides a blind horse - rushes in randomly

The needle is hidden in the ink - hard to find< /p>

Squid belly intestines and puffer fish liver - black and poisonous

The monk in the temple - carefree

The clay elephant in Duanli - human-like , inhumane

Fart in the temple - Grandpa Xun is here

The Buddha in the temple - blind and blind

The horse in the temple - fine (surprised) ) No

The bell in the temple - the sound is empty

Feeding jasmine to the camel - how much does it cost

The rotten winter melon - full of bad water

The rotten lotus couple - bad intentions

The bee's butt - the stinging head

The bee's eyes - protruding

Bee nest - hole

Bee sting - urgent

Bee flies to the painting - empty joy

Coal drain - wash for life Unclear

The person who takes advantage of the coal shop - a black heart

The shopkeeper of the coal shop - makes illegal money

The matchmaker has a bad mouth - it is difficult to speak< /p>

Fire on the eyebrows - red eyes

Fire crackers on the eyebrows - disaster before your eyes

Putting a ladder on the eyebrows will not fit your face

Grabbing the eyebrows and beard - regardless of priority

Hungry hair on the eyebrows - suffering in front of the eyes

Swinging on the eyebrows - mysterious

Picking lice on the eyebrows - there is eye color (lice)

I turned to sleep one by one

Pushing rice porridge in my eyes - why are you pretending to be confused

Sister Pasting couplets - no distinction between top and bottom

Meixiang worships - they are all slaves

Dinner in a dream - greedy

Seeing coptis in a dream - thinking about suffering

The dream about the daughter-in-law - a wonderful idea

A sparrow marrying a girl - blow and beat her carefully

A sparrow drinks river water - she can't do it

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Sparrows move house - Qingqing chats

Sparrows fly into the photo studio - it is easy to meet but difficult to talk

Sparrows fly to the flagpole - the bird is not big and the stand falls over Not small

The sparrow flew onto the pile of sugar - empty joy

The belly of the sparrow - narrow-minded

The sparrow fell into the noodle vat - paste Mouth

A sparrow has a meeting - a detailed discussion

The sparrow falls on the archway - the thing is not big and the air is not big.

The sparrow flies into the sea - no where to be found

The sparrow has a bulging belly - so full of air

The sparrow flies into the sea - does not land

Mazi skydives - the sky is full of flowers

Azabu Embroidery on a piece of paper - wasted effort

Making a dragon robe from a sackcloth bag - not this material

Water on the sackcloth - the lemon will not dry

Press the light bulb on the hemp rope ——Wrong route

Tie tofu with hemp rope-cannot lift it

Thread embroidery needle through hemp rope-cannot pass

Handle egg with hemp rope- —Take off both ends

Tofu skewered with hemp rope—can’t lift it up

Pull up the light on the hemp rope—the route is wrong

Put * in the sack— I don’t know what is black and white

Embroidery on sacks - one generation (bag) is not as good as one generation (bag

Embroidery on sacks - the foundation is not good

Sesame oil fried tofu - finished Big cost

Threading twine through the needle’s eye—can’t get through it

Threading twine through the needle’s eye—just passable

Ma Liushu’s solution to the board—not serious material

Hemp stalks are used as scales - no one is allowed to cultivate them

Ma Hua'er hangs himself - Crispy ghost

Sealed ship is launched into the water - opening is a disaster

Launching the sealed boat - going with the tide

Cat chanting sutras - pretending to be a good person

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The mouse in the cat's mouth - there is nothing left

The cat bites the tiger unexpectedly

The cat's paw reaches into the fish tank - wants to get a handful

A cat dressed as a tiger - showing off its prestige

A cat wearing a tiger's guts - not being ferocious

An owl catching a mouse - doing good deeds will result in a bad name

The owl sings - making a blind call

The cat guards the mouse hole - calmly

The cat is chased up the tree by the tiger - thanks to saving a hand

The cat plays with the mouse ——Coaxing and playing

The cat won’t eat the dead mouse——Fake elegance

The mouse in the cat’s mouth—can’t escape

The cat catches the mouse and the dog guards the door ——My duty

Fire-roasted biscuits - no good products

Cotton ears - can't stand the blow

Cotton for walnuts - hard to eat Don’t eat the soft ones

Needles hidden in the cotton - there is firmness in the softness

Fire in the cotton pile - there is no rescue

Looking for fleas in the cotton pile - nowhere to be found

Growing sesame seeds in the cotton field - killing two birds with one stone

Cotton ears - the roots are soft

The cotton plugs the nose - it is uncomfortable to hold it in

< p>Rolls of cotton look for gongs - no reply

Strike drums with cotton hammers - no sound

Cotton yarn leads donkeys - not reliable

No cotton trousers Legs - half cold

The cotton-padded jacket changed to a leather jacket - getting better and better

The matchmaker praised the leap girl - the sky was full of flowers

The matchmaker proposed marriage - Jingcai Nice words

The matchmaker lost her way - nothing to say

The matchmaker praised the girl - she spoke like a fairy

Crossing the river by feeling the stones - steadily When

Touch the light for fun - to play tricks

To play in the dark with a few dozen mice - to hit the wall everywhere

Bindfolded Guizan - not to be on the right path

Farting while covered with quilt - Swallowing alone

Pulling while blindfolded - Wandering around blindly

The steamed buns are filled with bean dregs - others don’t praise themselves, they praise themselves< /p>

Pockmarked is not called Pockmarked - it's a trap

Pockmarked is in charge - he has many ideas...

(It is a metaphor for a Taoist who has many ideas and methods.)

Mazi knocks on the door - he has tricked people

(It is a metaphor for doing evil, which is extremely harmful to others.)

Mazi's face - full of shortcomings

Nails in the sack - exposed

Water chestnuts in the sack - forced to drill out

Sack bags used for dragon robes - not this material

Embroidery on sacks - poor foundation

(Metaphor for poor foundation.)

Building bridges with hemp straw - quite impressive

(Metaphor for incompetence; Don't dare to take it.)

Building a bridge with hemp straw - sad

(A metaphor for how hard it is to live. )

Although the sparrow is small - it has a complete liver and gallbladder

(a metaphor for being small but complete, which has a typical meaning/

The sparrow follows the pattern and flies - stays up all night in vain

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Dip the hemp rope in water - tighten it up

Ma Noshu unblocks the board - not a serious material

Hitting a tiger with a hemp pole - no pain or itching

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Mazi taking pictures...his face doesn't look good

Reading on horseback - we'll see

Ma Daha works as an accountant...it's all a mess

< p>Malaysian coffee - intriguing

A horse spoon touching the rim of a pot - a common occurrence

(A metaphor is common.)

A horse's bit is caught in a cow's mouth On the lips - Hu Le

The road is not called a road - justice

(①Metaphor for justice. ②Fair and reasonable.)

Horse tail tofu— —Can’t be strung together

A wasp crossing the river - carrying (evil) poison

A wasp stinging a bald man - not covering up

(metaphor that there is nothing to hide) .

)

Flies in the manger - eat as a meal

Bake pancakes with warm water - hot on the skin but cool on the heart

Blank chicken feathers in warm water - hard to pull

Boil chestnuts in warm water - half-cooked

Warm beef - slow cooking

Boil turtles in warm soup - neither dead nor alive

Cover your ears Setting off firecrackers - for fear of being overheard

Hold your wallet to catch a thief - be extra careless

Cover your buttocks to cross the river - be careful of overstepping (crossing)

< p>Water on the eaves - every drop never leaves home

Taking shelter from the rain under the eaves - not for long

Hanging *but under the eaves - drops of bitter water

The roof of the house was hit by continuous rain, the boat was broken and a phoenix was encountered - disaster

The tortoise on the roof could not reach the sky or the ground

The baby was teasing my sister - hehehaha< /p>

The baby fish climbed up the tree - looking left and right, it looked like a human being

The mouth of the baby fish - delicious

Mosquito bites eggs - seamless and can be drilled< /p>

Mosquito bites - it all depends on your good mouth

Mosquitoes fart - stingy

Mosquitoes can recognize males and females when they fly by - good eyesight

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Mosquito bites the egg - there is no place to hide

Mosquito bites the weight - it's such a sunny day

Mosquito bites the Bodhisattva - he admits the wrong person

< p>Mosquitoes are looking for liver and gallbladder - deliberately making things difficult

Mosquitoes yawn - the weather is not bad

Mosquitoes are looking for spiders - throwing themselves into a trap

Mosquitoes Singing a little tune - trying to bite someone

Mosquitoes were slapped - they suffered the consequences

Going to the market in the evening - they dispersed

Sleeping in a snail shell ——It’s hard to stand up

Snail goes to the banquet——Uninvited guest

Snail’s house——Carry it on your back

Snail race——Climb slowly

A centipede eats a scorpion - fighting poison with poison

The fresh peaches on the cliff - no one pays attention (picks them); no one tastes them

The side of the long live man's thatch - none Your share (dung)

Long live him who fell into the well - dare not work (fish) for your great job

amuse around the beggar - make fun of the poor

Eating watermelon around the stove - feeling sweet in the heart and feeling warm in the body

Playing chess on the chessboard - wrong numbers

The God of Wealth knocks on the door - blessings fall from the sky ; What a great thing

Watching a play with a baby - joyfully

Watching a magic trick with a baby - incomprehensible

How exciting is it when a baby takes to the streets Where

Dolls play with fire - never do it

Dolls become commanders - villains succeed

Dolls play chess - don't have a big picture

The doll rides on the wooden horse - no progress, no retreat

Smell the snuff and dip it in the saliva - fake expert

Smell the coffin and call for some incense - death is imminent

< p>Dig a well and encounter an artesian spring - just what you want

(The metaphor is in line with your own ideas. )

Gouged out his eyes and became a judge - blind to the end

Wa Pomegranate - so hard to eat

Changing socks into trousers - Gao Sheng

(It means that the official position has been promoted again.

)

Eating pomegranates with a crooked mouth - coming up with crooked ideas

Blowing a trumpet with a crooked mouth - an evil (slanted) air

Playing a flute with a crooked mouth - Don't meet your eyes

Blow a lamp with a crooked mouth - full of evil (slanted) energy

Monk with a crooked mouth - not serious

Blow a conch with a crooked mouth - Two Generals

The Waizui Monk ate snails and became crooked

The Waizui Granny drank the soup - left and right

The Waizui Granny fell down - It's wrong to go up or down

A monk with a crooked mouth can't say a serious word once he chants sutras

Being a cavalryman with a crooked mouth - he will be embarrassed immediately

Talking with a crooked neck - Wrong words

Wearing a hat crookedly and a coat crookedly--indecent

Crooked pot with a flat stove--a set with a set

Tilting one's head to watch the show Weird platform tilt - unreasonable trouble

The monk with a crooked mouth blows the lamp - a slanted breath

Wearing a sun mask with a crooked mouth - no problem can be seen

Look at the crooked neck Watch - incorrect views

A necklace hanging on a crooked neck - not necessarily beautiful

A man with a crooked mouth blows a trumpet - the tone is not right

A nephew beats an uncle - official business Public office

The nephew is wearing filial piety - there is no rescue (uncle)

Grandma has a little son - there is rescue (male)

The Kitchen God in the outer room ——Sitting alone

Grandpa died—there is no way to save him (uncle)

Pick up a piece of lining outside and throw a fur coat in the house—the gain outweighs the loss

Unqualified foreign trade goods - difficult to get out

When a scimitar meets a gourd to cut vegetables - just right

A bent tree - unable to straighten

Wang The old man prays for rain - sooner or later this year

The bastard eats a weight - determined

The bastard eats watermelon - rolls and crawls

The bastard eats watermelon Chicken feathers on the belly - turtle (return) with heart like an arrow

Wang Xiaoer celebrates the New Year - every year is not as good as the previous one

Wang Qi's brother - Wang Ba

< p>The natives are too blind to read the notices - just pretending

The Queen Mother’s hammer stone - passing through the big battle formation

Wang Anshi drew a circle - leaving a tail

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Wang Qiao fights against Shi Chong - willing to be defeated

The Queen Mother's flat peach - no matter how good it is, you can't eat it

The Queen Mother stretches out her hand - if you want a phoenix, you will get a phoenix. Yu De Yu

Wang Zuo broke his arm - leaving one hand

The tortoise bit the weight - he was determined

The tortoise bit his finger - he refused to let go

Tortoise makes a report - hold back the sound and breath

The butt of the tortoise - regulations (turtle buttocks)

The heart of the tortoise - rectum and straight belly ; What can’t be pretended

Wang Mazi eats walnuts - inside and outside ideas

Wang Taoist painting charms - he understands

Wang Po sells melons - sells himself and boasts< /p>

Wang Baoxuan fell in love with the beggar - having foresight

The bastard carrying the fork - consciously having the light

The bastard eating watermelon - rolling and crawling

Wang Xiaoer beats the gongs and drums - so poor

Looking at the scenery through a telescope - right before your eyes

The fish in the net, the bird in the cage - run away Can't

Metaphor of being unable to escape/

Looking at peonies on the terrace - being a ghost is also romantic

Looking at the wind and shadow - all in vain (metaphor of gaining nothing.

)

The snail on the mast------relying on the sky for food

The spittoon on the side of the road--Renren Beer

Wast sting, scorpion Tail - not to be offended

Making a horse tail as a string - not worth talking about (playing)

Horse fighting - see the question (hooves)

Mara Wheelbarrow - just flip over

Hindsight - too late

Ponytail twisting rope - no effort required

Tie ponytail to ponytail - you kick I kick too, and you hit me too

The fly in the horse's spoon - a mixed meal

The horse lifts its hind legs - shows off its strength

Hornet's nest - Can't poke it

The ant carries the snail on its back - pretending to be a big-headed ghost

The ant's mouth grinds the plate - the strength of the mouth

The ant climbs the broom - all roads are there< /p>

Ants in a birdcage - there are many ways

Ants talk - meet each other

Ants urinate in books - not many words can be read/p> >

The ant drags the millstone - a waste of effort

The ant stabs the neck - not a bleeding tube

The ant drags the mouse - the heart is weak but the strength is insufficient

The ants moved—everyone spoke

The ants picked up insects—everyone tried their best

Ant carried a mantis on its back—it shouldered a heavy responsibility

A knife was cut on the ant’s head ——Without flesh and blood

Ant eats fireflies—the light shines in the belly

Ant wears chaff—so shameless

Ant moves Mount Tai—Part 2 Too cruel

The ant carries the big tree - not overconfident

The ant wears a hat on his head - he wears a hat randomly

The ant meets the chicken - he deserves it< /p>

Grasshoppers carrying bricks on the bean rack - using the big frame to scare people

Grasshoppers carrying bricks - unable to bear the energy

Grasshoppers fighting roosters - overestimating their abilities

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The grasshopper sneezes - his mouth is full of grassy smell

The grasshopper gets on the bean rack - the little thing uses the big rack to scare people

The body of the grasshopper - the cartilage< /p>

When a locust sees blood, it bites (and stares) and doesn’t let go

Ant blocks the road—it doesn’t overturn

Ant has a sharp point when it catches a cow— Thinking you have climbed to a high mountain

Ant talks - meeting

Ant moves - either a phoenix or rain

A grasshopper climbs a bean rack - borrows a small thing The big frame is scary

Ants look at the sky - they don't know the height

Ants climb trees - Luzi Township

Ants drink water - just a drop is enough

Ants go into the pond - they don't know the depth

Ants go into the cell - they have their own way out

The buried mines - they are about to explode

Buying back a color TV and bringing back an invoice - well-founded

Buying salted fish and releasing them alive - committing an injustice

Buying a box to return pearls - not knowing the goods

Sold clothes to buy wine - caring about one's mouth but not one's body

Sold one's son to find son-in-law - the other way around

Sold dog's coat to buy pants--too short No man

Selling his son to recruit a son-in-law——Hu Tossing

Selling a child to sing a big show——What kind of achievement is he celebrating

A water seller looking at the big river—— It’s all money

Those who sell frying spoons - choose the ones that are reliable

Selling rice without rice - with bad intentions (quality)

Those who sell fried spoons Losing money - greedy stalls) are big

Crabs on the stage - there are many roles, but not many can sing

Selling wooden heads and being robbed by thieves - big shame

Those who sell earthenware pots - have one set

Those who sell shrimps do not use scales - they catch blind people (shrimps)

Those who sell salt drink boiled water - it has no taste

/p>

The oil seller does not add salt - does not care about (nothing)

The fried dough sticks seller plays the huqin - the oil seller is free (string)

Selling cows and hair and marrying a mute - nothing to say

The tofu seller is a fool - the business is not big and arrogant

The flower seller talks about the fragrance of flowers; the tea seller , talk about fresh food

——Each has his own set.

The duck seller changed the basket - pouring (making) eggs

Bought wheat to make a basket - not steaming the steamed buns to steam (competing) the weather

The water seller looked at the big river - it was full of money

Wheat straw blew fire - stingy

The wheat awns poked into the eyes - stinging and painful

Wheat The chaff is rubbing the rope - no match for the hand

Kowtowing in the wheat stubble field - poking the eyes

Wheat straw holding the door - in vain

The wheat straw is used as a scale - - Use the straw as a scale - look at people too lowly

In the wheat straw Look at people - look down on them

Packed explosives in the wheat straw - fired off cannons indiscriminately

Swallowed the charcoal - became mute

The person pretending to be Qin Hui did not take off his costume - Who hasn’t seen that two-flowered face

The sky is covered with paste - Hu (Hu) Cloud

The sky is full of coptis - endless suffering

The sun is full of gold teeth - every word is a lie (yellow)

The garden is full of fruits - only you are red

The mouse covered in oil dives into the fire - How can it be better

The blind man plays Pai Gow - blindly touching

The blind man opens the day - talks nonsense

The blind man chats - talks nonsense

The blind man bought a trumpet and blew it one by one

The blind man used a lantern to illuminate others but not himself

The blind man wore glasses to show off

( The metaphor is just in name but has no actual effect)

A blind man rides a blind horse and rushes into chaos

A cat does not eat fish and is pretending to be polite

Cat. Catching mice...an ancestral craft

Cats catch mice and dogs guard the door——. Everyone keeps his/her duty

(Metaphorically speaking, everyone has their own responsibilities.)

The cat teaches the tiger - keep one hand

The cat drills the dog The hole is easy to pass through

The cat drills the mouse hole-cannot pass

The cat catches the mouse-relies on its own ability

The owl sings~...a strange sound

The donkey pulls the grindstone...he can't escape from this circle

Eating cantaloupe in the toilet...it doesn't smell good

The stones in the pit...it smells bad And hard

Comparing yourself to a dagger means having a bad reputation and having a stubborn attitude/

Throwing a bomb in a manhole... arousing public outrage (dung)

Comparing yourself to yourself arouses everyone Dissatisfaction/

An electric fan is installed in the latrine...~it stinks in the limelight

Putting roses in the latrine...doesn’t produce any fragrance

Big dung maggots in the latrine— —Survival in death (shit)

Peacock in the pit - smelly tune

Weighing weight in the pit - natural and hard

Nothing to do Shoe insole - belittled to the end

Impersonation - pretending to be real

Pipa without strings - where to start playing (talking)

Floating without roots Ping - helpless

Toothless wife gnaws bones - by licking

Put coal briquettes in lime - black and white distinct

Coal ash mixed with lime ——No distinction between black and white

Firecrackers on eyebrows——Fire (disaster) in front of eyes

Gourmets talk about food and clothing

Mei Lan Farewell My Concubine - A good show

(Metaphor for the best skill J

Looking at people through the crack in the door - Expressing contempt for others

(Metaphor Look down on people.)

The bricks under the threshold are kicked in and out one by one

(A metaphor for pushing them around if they don’t want them.)

Looking at the sky through the crack in the door - narrow vision

Pooping on the threshold - smelly inside and out

The seal on the door - cannot be pulled

The seal behind the door Broom - specializes in picking out dirty things to do

The weight in the corner of the door - dead (real) evil intentions

Wiping dead people behind the door - fearful

The door frame is off The blanks are all very big

Hanging a mat over the door - outrageous (painting)

Looking at people through the crack in the door - looking down on people

Being kept in the dark and listening to the thunder - not being able to figure out the north, south, south, east, or west

(Metaphor of being confused and confused about the direction.

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Farting while covered with quilt - swallowing alone

(metaphor of possessing alone)

Meng Jiangnu pulled her bangs - crying and laughing< /p>

(A metaphor for both happy and sad people)

Meng Huo surrendered - convinced orally

Meng Jiangnu searched for her husband - traveled thousands of miles

< p>Eating honey in a dream - thinking sweetly

(It is a metaphor for thinking beautifully, but it may not come true.)

Flying in a plane in a dream - thinking hard< /p>

(A metaphor for an idea that is divorced from reality and cannot be realized.)

Lost money in a dream - blindly happy

Having a daughter-in-law in a dream - a beautiful thought

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Getting married in the dream - a good thing will not come true

Things said in the dream - I don’t know whether they are true or false

Talking about the groom in the dream - an empty wedding

< p>Maitreya Buddha - smile every day

Misi crotch sunshine - cannot be blocked

Sleeping in Misi - covered with eyes

Misi Filling water - many loopholes

Cooking rice into porridge - confused

Rice shop selling salt - nosy (salty) things

In the rice soup basin Wash your face - confused head

The rice pot has just started to draw firewood and rice - no cooperation at the critical moment

Wash your hair with rice water - confused to the extreme

In the rice warehouse Rats - nothing to worry about

Sealed cans - seamless and drillable

Sealed drinks - watertight

Sealed wax pills - nothing Flaw

Cotton fell into the water - bombing (talk) failed

There is a needle hidden in the cotton - there is hardness in the softness

(a metaphor for soft means and hardness) There are all kinds of methods.)

Roll the dough with sesame seeds - stand still a little

Butter your hands - dip a little of everything you touch

Cook longevity peaches in the noodle soup ——The bastard is outstanding

Boiling a rubber ball in the noodle soup—I said you are a bastard and still full of anger

Boiling a light bulb in the noodle soup—I said you are a bastard and you are full of evil fire

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The monk in the temple has a bell that rings (famous and famous)

The wooden fish in the temple--he can’t close his mouth from ear to ear

The *heads in the temple--each has his own agenda

(The metaphor is already owned by everyone, there is nothing superfluous.

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The flagpole on the temple gate day - a bachelor

The stone lions in front of the temple gate - a pair

(a metaphor for the close relationship between two people) < /p>

The five hundred Arhats in the temple - each has its own certain status

Crossing the river by feeling the stones - it is safer

(a metaphor for being cautious in doing things, Safe and reliable)

The magician does tricks - making something out of nothing

The donkey in the grinding road... spins in a circle

The hair on the grinding --- spinning around

Commonly used sayings by primary school students (1)

1. The Eight Immortals crossing the sea--each showing their magical powers 2. The Clay Bodhisattva crossing the river--it is difficult to protect oneself

3. Broad beans Blossom -------- Black Heart 4. Confucius moves - it’s just books (lost)

5. Breaking the casserole -------- Asking the end 6. Monk holding an umbrella - -------Lawless

7. The tiger falls on the plain---- being bullied by the dog 8. Adding superfluity----- unnecessary move

9. The arrow is on the string---it has to be shot 10. The frog in the well----short-sighted

11. Looking for the needle in the haystack---nowhere to look for it 12 , Fetching water from a bamboo basket --- in vain

13. Open the skylight --- speak frankly 14. The boat arrives at the bridge --- meet on your own Straight

15. A moth flies into a flame---ushers in self-destruction. 16. A 100-meter race--every second counts.

17. Destroying a seedling to encourage growth- -------Eager for success 18. Enemies meeting each other------especially jealous

19. Sesame blossoms-------Higher and higher 20. A new official takes office -------- three fires

21. A blind man lights a lamp -------- in vain 22. A rabbit's tail -------- can't grow< /p>

23. Failed to steal the chicken----lose the rice 24. Wang Po sells melons----self-promotion

25. Tiger’s butt-- ------Untouchable 26. A tiger pulling a cart--------Who dares

27. A mouse crossing the street--------Everyone shouts to beat it 28. Although a sparrow Small -------- Complete with all the internal organs

29. Thatch on the wall -------- fall on both sides with the wind 30. Thirty-six strategies -------- go It's a plan

31. A blessing in disguise------How do you know the blessings and misfortunes? 32. Han Xin orders troops--the more the better

33. Monk Zhang Er------ --Can't figure it out 34. Borrowing and returning -------- It's not difficult to borrow again

35. A cat cries like a mouse -------- Fake compassion 36. The dumplings are broken --------The secret is exposed

37. Carrying water on the shoulder pole -------- Two ends are hung up 38. Playing the piano to the cow -------- It's a waste of effort

39. Gathering of the Eight Immortals--------Shen Chat 40. Overlord's Toast--------You have to do it even if you don't want to do it

41. Set the nail on the board-- ------Can't run away 42. Come to the door with a drum on your back----asking for a beating

43. Make a straw handle into a lamp----Careless (core) 44. Bamboo shoots are unearthed------higher and taller

45. Cutting tofu with a kitchen knife---both sides are bright. 46. Nail-head hits nail---head-to-head collision< /p>

47. Beating drums on high mountains------well-known in all directions (singing) 48. Dog bites Lu Dongbin---not knowing a good heart

49. Guan Gong Walking in Maicheng -------- Pride will lead to defeat 50. An iron-beating rooster -------- never plucks a dime

51. An egg touches a stone -------- Not confident 52. Jiang Taigong fishes--those who are willing take the bait

53. Step on the watermelon rind-----slide wherever you go 54. Fetch water from fifteen buckets-- Ups and downs

55. Rats drill into the bellows---and get angry at both ends. 56. Keep the green hills---not afraid of running out of firewood

57. Look through the crack in the door

People -------- look down upon people 58. Clay Bodhisattva crossing the river -------- cannot protect oneself

59. Splashed water ------- -Can't take it back 60. Riding a donkey and reading the songbook---walking and watching the donkey go round and round

Commonly used sayings among primary school students (2)

61. Thousands of miles of delivery Goose feathers----little etiquette but heavy affection 62. Meat buns beating dogs----there is no return

63. There are no tigers in the mountains------ -Monkey Calls the King 64. Sima Zhao’s heart--everyone knows it

65. Nephew lights lanterns--just as usual (uncle) 66. Bastard eats rice cake- -------Determined

67. Telling stories with a crooked mouth--Slanted (evil) story 68. Mixed tofu with green onions--------One clear and two white

69. The young monk recited sutras------------- ---Thankless 72. Rolling pin and blowing fire----Know nothing

73. Blind man wears glasses----Decoration 74. Monkey fishing for the moon---- ----Busy in vain

75. A scholar encounters a soldier -------- The reason is unclear 76. The three stooges -------- The best Zhuge Liang

77. The young monk recited sutras - with words but no intention. 78. The monk taught the Taoist priests to be lenient.

79. Marrying a wife during the New Year------- -Double Happiness 80. The deaf see the dumb---------indifferent

81. Nail rivets on the copper plate---one is one, two is two 82. Carrying bamboo poles in the alley --------Go straight, go straight

83. Coptis chinensis soaked in bitter water--------Bitterness becomes more bitter 84. I unmoor, you push the boat - go along with the flow

85. Put onions in pig's nose----pretend to be like 86. Only state officials are allowed to set fires-----people are not allowed to light lamps

87. Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror--- ----No one is human inside or outside 88. The string of the kite is broken -------- There is no hope

89. The storm in the pond -------- Big deal 90. Talking without lighting a lamp - talking slander

91. Rowing against the wind and water---------holding on hard 92. Eight Immortals crossing the sea-each showing their magical powers

93. Oriental wear Top Hat -------- Pretending to be a big guy 94. Going to the Fire Temple to pray for rain -------- Looking for the wrong door

95. Lu Ban playing with an ax in front of the door --- -----Sightless 96. The old lady eats glutinous rice balls----Swallowed them whole

97. It rains heavily when the sun comes out----Fake love (clear) 98. Selling dog meat on a sheep's head----hypocrisy

99. Crossing the river with a beard on your shoulders----excessive modesty 100. Singing without reading the song book--- -----Outrageous

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