20 12 keep the best jokes (IN20 12 keep the best jokes) publication list.

I am lazy and seldom do laundry unless I have to. Sometimes I buy a dozen T-shirts and socks at a time and throw them away when I can't wear them.

Wear a pair of socks for too long at a time, and the whole broken foot in front can be exposed. Before going to bed at night, the opposite classmate saw it and asked: Where did you buy a wristband with good personality?

Vague ... throw away those socks immediately the next day.

Scenario 2:

Dormitory boss, a coat can last for a winter, which successfully solves the problem of inconvenient washing clothes in cold weather. So we asked him the secret.

Mine is the kind of coat that can be worn in both directions, he explained. If one side is dirty, you can change the other side.

-What about the other side? Let's continue to ask

-the other side of the outside is dirty, and the inside is almost clean.

-Why? We don't understand

-Because the inside of the sweater was wiped clean ...

Anxious ... dizzy, chilly.

-Won't that get the sweater dirty? Let's keep asking.

It doesn't matter if the sweater is dirty, you can't tell it when you put it on anyway.

Faint again ... sweating ... cold.

-Just toss and turn until the inside, outside and sweater are as dirty as possible. What should I do? Let's make it clear.

Don't worry, by that time, winter will have passed. ...

Stupid ... waterfall sweat ... silent ... sudden cold ...

Although this kind of words is very common among boys, it can also make people tremble in June and sweat in December.

But these are nothing compared with dirt.

When a boy is lazy, he must be dirty. I am.

Scenario 3:

Sometimes there are mosquitoes in the dormitory in summer. I slept soundly one night and was awakened by mosquitoes, which annoyed me. I grabbed something in a daze and smashed it. After hearing the sound of "pa", I felt that the whole world was much quieter and went to sleep again. I woke up the next morning only to find that a sock was missing, and I remembered that I had thrown it away last night. I looked everywhere, but I didn't see it. I looked up in doubt, only to find that my socks were firmly stuck to the wall and didn't fall off overnight ... anxious. ...

Scenario 4:

The penis is also quite strong. He went to the movies on Valentine's Day and has been very sad since he came back. He asked if he was scolded by gf, and then asked for details. It turned out that when he was watching a movie, the second child bought some snacks and ate them with gf. After eating for a while, he found that he didn't bring any paper towels. The second child touched his pocket and said there seemed to be a handkerchief, so he took it out and gave it to gf. Gf wiped her hands and then wiped her mouth. He felt something was wrong. The cinema is too dark to see clearly. Gf always thought

Anxious ... the second child has the habit of taking off his shoes and barefoot in public places such as classrooms, and always puts his socks in his trouser pocket. ...

Scenario 5:

Better be the boss. As soon as we get to the dormitory, everyone stinks worse than their feet (do you think we are bored, even more so). After the second child took off his socks, he could see steam floating from his feet. The whole room was shocked and amazed, leaving only the boss who had been silent in the upper bunk. He took off his socks and stretched out his feet. ...

You can also see vaporous gas, but it is not floating upward, but sinking! God ... what's that ingredient? Than the specific gravity of the air!

Suddenly, the smell filled the whole dormitory. How to describe it? It's like suddenly opening a pickle jar every other year and adding the smell of stinky tofu. Suddenly, everyone was ashamed and the whole dormitory was completely evacuated. ...

Everyone was dirty until they suffered once.