The content of English handwritten newspaper is very funny.

The content of English handwritten newspaper is very funny.

Making English handwritten newspaper can improve students' interest in learning English, and at the same time, it can also exercise students' practical ability. The following is an interesting English handwritten newspaper I brought to you. I hope you like it.

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English essay

I owe you a float.

Mr. Smith worked in the post office. Three years ago, he retired at the age of 60. Now he stays at home with his wife and his children work in another city. The old woman does all the housework, and he has nothing to do at home. He likes neither reading nor watching games. At first he didn't know how to spend his spare time. Mr. Hunter, who is two years older than him, invited him to go fishing together.

"It's a good sport," said Mr. Hunter. "I'm sure you'll be interested in it soon."

"But I can't fish at all, you know."

"That's easy. Go fishing with me tomorrow morning and I'll teach you. "

Mr. Smith decided to take a chance. The next day, two old friends came to a river and started fishing. Suddenly, Mr. Smith asked, "How much are those little red things?"

"You mean floats? Oh, they are very cheap. Why do you ask me such a question? "

"I owe you one. Mine just sank. "

English jokes

The boutique furniture store where I work is open from 1920. Recently, I received a phone call from a lady who wanted to replace some C-hair in the 1930s series tableware she bought from us. I assured her that we could help and asked the office manager for help. "You'll never believe this," I told him. "I just got a call from a customer who bought some chairs from us at 1930s." Before I could repeat her request, he interrupted me and said, "Don't tell me she hasn't received it yet!" "

The boutique where I work has been open since the 1920s. I recently got a call from a woman. She wants to change some chairs in a set of tableware. She bought this set of tableware from us in the 1930s. I assured her that we could help her, so I asked the department manager for help. "You'll never believe it," I told him. "I just got a call from a customer who bought some chairs from us in the 1930s." Before I could say her request, the manager interrupted me: "Don't tell me she hasn't received the goods yet!" " "

Vocabulary learning:

Past tense and past participle form of purchased v. purchase; buy

Help [help]

Past tense and past participle form of told v. tell; tell

Customers, customers, man

Past tense and past participle of interruption v. interruption; suspend

English inspirational quotes

You cannot change your past, but you can improve your future. Once time is wasted, life is wasted.

You can't change your past, but you can make your future better. Once time is wasted, life is wasted.

Knowledge can change your destiny, and English can make your future.

Knowledge changes fate, and English makes the future.

3. If you want to succeed, don't pursue success; Just do what you love and believe in and it will come naturally.

If you want to succeed, don't pursue success; As long as you do what you love and believe, success will come naturally.

4, know-it-all, know everything.

Know everything, know nothing.

Never judge by appearances.

Never judge by appearances.

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