The funniest joke in history

One of the funniest jokes in history:

1, outside the supermarket, an old couple came out, looking about 70 years old.

Two old people are each carrying a shopping bag. Walking, grandma wanted grandpa to hug them both, but grandpa didn't want to, so he kept complaining that things were too heavy and talked to grandma for a long time.

After a while, the grandmother broke out and shouted, you big boy, what are you dawdling about with this thing?

2. An old man raised his son by himself. When they got married, he felt very lonely and wanted to find a wife, but he was too embarrassed to say it. He told his son that his back was itchy and quickly bought him an itchy one.

He also said that his feet were cold when he slept at night, and his son bought a hot water bottle.

A few days later, the son said that his friend was going to attend the wedding, and the old man said, what wedding? Why not buy a tickle and hot water bottle?

My sister gave birth to a daughter. I asked her if it was painful to have a baby. My grandfather interrupted me, which was neither painful nor itchy. It's like shit. I came out as soon as I tried. My milk suddenly got angry and shouted at my grandfather. Please show me one!

What happened last week.

My mother-in-law and I went to the furniture market, the office furniture area on the roadside.

My mother-in-law found that some desks were bigger than single beds, which was a bit strange.

I said: this is normal. Many office desks and chairs are very big now. My desk is also 2.2 meters long. Generally speaking, the bigger the desk and chair, the higher the position. The boss's desk may be more than three meters long.

My mother-in-law nodded and suddenly her eyes lit up and said, that should be for the biggest boss, right?

I followed her eyes and it turned out to be a conference table.

The funniest joke in history:

1, I am a sister, a lovely mother and a naughty father.

One day, it rained and suddenly thundered, which scared my mother, who had been afraid of thunder and lightning, to scream. My father hurried forward to comfort her? Honey, don't be afraid. I'll protect you, okay? .

I was so envious that I said to my father in a coquetry? Dad, I need protection, too, okay? .

Dad doesn't talk back? It is enough for me to protect my wife. I don't care about other people's wives, okay? .

I have a bad habit of sitting and shaking my legs. I just sat on my father's bedside and staggered. My father kicked me hard and scolded me. Can you shake with the rhythm of my shaking?

Grandpa looked at me and said with emotion: Granddaughter has really grown up, like a little boy a few years ago.

Dad went on to say that now he has finally become a big shot.

Me. . .

I bought a short skirt to wear at home. When I looked in the mirror, I said narcissistically, it's beautiful.

Mom replied, yes, just like winter melon wearing shorts.

I didn't understand at the moment. What do you mean by asking?

Mom replied, short and thick. . .

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