Write a wrong Chinese joke

Li said to the people in the office, what a cow! If you have money, you can go out with two bags.

Ping said to Ping, Brother Man, use some good shampoo. Look at your dirty head, it is covered with grass.

The Japanese said, hey, I said friend, I haven't seen you for a few days. Why have you gained so much weight?

Zhuo said to the table, I met a big fool. Well, why did you show up?

The donkey said to the horse, Big Brother, it's no use running fast. Close your account quickly.

Bear can say, dude, you're pathetic. Did you sell all four claws?

The electric tow said, have a good rest. Aren't you tired?

Say goodbye to each other, why, the official has a shelf and his little hand is still on his back?

The soldier said to Qiu, Brother, you stepped on a mine. Why is your leg missing?

The king said to the emperor, buddy, what are the benefits of being an emperor? Look, your hair is all white.

The fruit said to the naked man, dude, you might as well be naked!

The towel said to the coin, if you put on the doctor's hat, you will be worth a hundred times.

I said to the giant, I have three rooms and two halls, the area is the same as yours.

Jing said to Pin: Didn't you decorate your house?

Say to yourself: has your company laid off employees?

Lu said to Chang 'e: Compared with you, my house has only four walls.

9 to 6: Why are you standing? Watch out for brain congestion!

You said to A: When did you learn to stand on your head? 」

My husband said to heaven: I finally look forward to that day.

Shit says to urine, "Dry and thin are just different."

Wood said to Liang, "Don't think I can't recognize you if I wear a vest! 」

C said to Er: When did you have another person in your family?

I want to say to leek, "Can we centipedes walk a tightrope?" 」

Dai said to Dan, "When did you learn to skateboard? 」

Big to cool said: just four questions, how did you do it all wrong?

Zhuo said to the mask, what headscarf do you want to wear to pretend to be bin Laden?

Ping-pong said to Ping-pong, "You and I are the same, a first-class disabled soldier.

The soldier said to Qiu, "Look how cruel this war is! Both legs are blown up!

Yi said to ge, "don't think I'm afraid of you because you have a sword." You fight one on one!

I often tell Zhang that you think you are Hou Yi. Why do you carry a bow all day when you have nothing to do?

Bear said to Neng: If you are so poor, all four bear paws have been sold;

The soldier said to Qiu, Brother, did you step on a mine? Why is your leg missing?

The king said to the emperor: What are the advantages of being an emperor? Look, your hair is all white.

Mouth to mouth: honey, you haven't said a word for so long;

The fruit said to the naked man: Dude, you might as well be naked!

Bibibe said: Why do couples divorce?

The towel said to the coin: wearing a doctor hat is worth a hundred times;

I said to the giant: the same area, but I have three rooms and two halls;

Japan said to Yue: It's time to lose weight;

A New Interpretation of the Chinese Character "Joke Club"

Son: "Dad, how do you spell the simplified word" Hui "?"

Father: "There is a cloud under the herringbone."

Son: "Why?"

Father: "At the meeting, just say what others say. This is called' conformity'. "

I only eat a ton of jokes about Chinese characters.

The young man decided to hold a wedding in his hometown. The man's father sent a telegram to his in-laws in the city.

Q: "How many people can come? Be prepared. "

My in-laws called back and said, "Not many people can go, just prepare a ton of rice." He wrote "dun"

Convert into tons.

Soon I received a telegram from the countryside: "The wedding date was postponed for one month, because it was difficult to collect one ton of rice at one time."

Qi. "

The true story of preserved eggs

Director Jia said excitedly: "Today, the trade union invoice saw the movie The True Story of Api Egg."

A young man smiled: "Director Jia, you are mistaken. This is the true story of Ah Q, "What? I

Wrong! ? I have been playing cards for decades. I don't know. Preserved eggs? Go away. "

The old man lost his teeth.

The two brothers took their grandfather to the hospital. My brother saw that the "age" on the registration form was wrongly printed.

When billing, he said to the doctor, "the word' single' missed a word' tooth'."

"It's' tooth', the doctor said, because this is an elderly clinic!"

A joke about Chinese characters, Dr. Qu Yuan.

In history class, the teacher asked the same student, "Who is Qu Yuan?"

"It's a doctor." The students answered.

"Nonsense!"

"What nonsense? The book says he is a doctor! "

Chinese calligraphy art joke

A pair of fashionable young men and women walked into a newspaper office arm in arm. The young man pointed to a popular flower and said to the clerk, "buy a popular flower." The clerk smiled at him and handed it to him. Next to the young woman took off the frog mirror, took a look at the title of the magazine and asked; "Why is there more verticality in this opening?" The young man replied, "Is this the art of calligraphy?" "Oh." The young woman nodded.

Jokes about Chinese characters

A clerk wrote on the blackboard the words "It's on sale now".

A customer next to him said, "Comrade, you wrote' zero' in retail."

The salesman glared at the customer and said, "Come on, there is a vertical knife next to the word' no'!"

Why should we care about jokes about Chinese characters?

Director Hu always writes wrong words, mispronounces, and is full of jokes, but he never learns with an open mind.

On one occasion, the unit held a commendation meeting, and he pronounced Feng Jianguo as Ma Jianguo, which caused a burst of laughter. male

I think I read it wrong again.

The secretary reminded: "There are two more points!"

Director Hu wanted to correct it, but he was afraid of losing face, so he said with a straight face, "Don't laugh, it doesn't matter if you lose two points! They are all revolutionary comrades, so why care about these two points? "

each other

Mr. Zhou took the business card handed over by Mr. Chen, looked at it and said, "Mr. Dong, I've heard a lot about you."

Yang. Mr. Chen took Mr. Zhou's business card and said, "Are you Mr. Ji?" Mr. Zhou is unhappy: "My name is Zhou. Why did you skin me? What have I done to offend you? " Mr. Chen said, "My family name is Chen. You cut off my ear, so you won't be interested in me skinning you? "

wager

In the stands, two strangers are arguing "A team must win. Wrong, just write my last name backwards! " A team must lose. Or write my last name horizontally! ""What's your name? " "Tian, what about you?" "Wang"

Have a heated oral debate

Yao and Li met in the tea pavilion and had a good talk. Li asked Yao, "May I have your name, please?"

Yao said, "My last name is Yao."

Li Yue said, "But the handwriting is ominous, and next to it is the handwriting of a thief and a woman?"