Song Wu killed the tiger. This funny joke was reprinted by the media.

After Song Wu killed the evil tiger, the people of yanggu county cheered. At that time, newspapers, television stations and other major media rushed to report the deeds of Song Wu, who was busy reporting everywhere all day. Grandfather County issued a commendation order: Song Wu was awarded 320 silver bars and was awarded the title of "Tiger Hero".

As soon as he started work this morning, the county grandfather was absorbed in reading the reportage Song Wu Da Hu written by Shi Naian, a reporter from Yanggu Daily. Suddenly, he heard the sound outside the door and went on the rampage. "Who is making noise outside the door?"

The village chief rushed in and reported, "Sir, several petitioners have asked to be summoned."

The magistrate was unhappy, so he put down the newspaper and ordered him to go to court.

Four men and one woman followed the chief, namely, Ximen Qing, the shopkeeper of Ximen Pharmacy, Sun Erniang, the proprietress of Hengpo Hotel, Gui Li, director of the County Counterfeiting Office, Liu Qi, the Orion of Jingyanggang, and the bartender of the "Three Bowls But the Post" hotel. The old man in the county put on reading glasses, examined the newcomers and asked, "What are you doing here?"

The first speaker was the bartender: "Sir, our cellar is famous for nourishing yin and strengthening yang, and our beef is a well-known tonic. The newspaper said that Song Wu drank 18 bowls of wine and ate 5 Jin of beef before he killed the tiger. Excuse me, sir, if that guy named Song Wu didn't eat the wine and meat in our restaurant, would he have the courage and strength to beat the tiger on an empty stomach? Now Song Wu has both fame and fortune, and the benefits are all for himself. Speaking of which, our shop has made a contribution to him. Why do adults only reward Song Wu and neglect our store? "

"Well said!" Liu Qi, a hunter in Jingyanggang, spoke next: "Sir, my ancestors hunted in Jingyanggang for a living. Far away, I have killed three tigers myself. Song Wu killed a tiger, and you gave him three hundred and twenty pieces of silver. So, Wang should get 920 silver for killing three tigers? ……"

"This statement is very poor." Sun Erniang interrupted Orion: "As we all know, tigers are protected animals, and it is illegal to kill them without authorization. Song Wu killed the endangered north china tiger in this county. He seriously damaged the ecological balance. If his sin is not cured, even if he is tolerant, is there any reward? ? "

"Work or not!" I just read Shi Naian's masterpiece Song Wu Beats a Tiger, and I think it's a bit exaggerated to blow Song Wu into a tiger hero. Everyone knows that Song Wu is a humble warrior with developed limbs and simple mind, and it is impossible to have the ideological realm of "doing harm for the people". Listen to my little honey Pan Jinlian, he just passed Jingyanggang in order to see his brother Wu Dalang, and he got drunk before he dared to work. If you don't shoot the tiger, you will die. He is not so much "endangering the people" as saving his own life ... "

Hearing this, the bartender couldn't help interjecting: "I exposed Song Wu's lawlessness. Before he went to Jingyanggang drunk, Wang showed him the notice posted by the county government. He ignored the orders of the county government and insulted Wang's cowardice, so he went to Jingyanggang with wine. Isn't this personal heroism? Isn't this showing off? ……"

Gui Li, director of the Anti-counterfeiting Office, also raised a series of questions: "Does Song Wu have a license to fight tigers? Did he hit a real tiger or a fake tiger? Dead tiger or live tiger? Who is sure that he killed the tiger? Maybe the tiger died of asthma, cerebral hemorrhage, myocardial infarction and Parkinson's syndrome due to old age, and it was only Song Wu who met the body ... "

"makes sense, makes sense!" Ximen Qing very much agrees with Gui Li's reasoning: "So, Song Wu must have cheated, bullied his superiors and deluded his subordinates, maliciously speculated, and defrauded bonuses and honorary titles ..."

Everyone was filled with indignation, and the more they talked, the more excited they became, the more powerful they talked, and the more reasonable they felt. In a short time, they stripped the famous "tiger-fighting hero" to pieces, and reduced it to a philistine villain who sought fame and fame, even the eloquent county grandfather was speechless. After weighing, the county grandfather had to make the following decisions: First, Gui Li and Ximen Qing took the lead in setting up an investigation team to find out Song Wu's motive, authenticity and truth; 2. In view of the fact that no one saw Song Wu kill the tiger with his own eyes, the media immediately stopped the propaganda and reporting of Song Wu, revoked the commendation order for Comrade Song Wu, and recovered the bonus and honorary title; Third, educate and save Comrade Song Wu, make him stop working and pay a fine of three hundred and twenty sycees.