Refrigerator treasures cold jokes

Refrigerator collection selected cold jokes

Selected cold jokes in the refrigerator:

1、? People like you are the best for watering vegetables. ?

? Hehe, are you making fun of me for looking like a vegetable farmer?

? No, I mean it's nutritious. ?

2、? That boy looks, how to say, like the root of Polygonum multiflorum Thunb. ?

? The root of Polygonum multiflorum Thunb? Where did this allusion come from?

? You haven't seen it?

? There is no time to see such wonderful things! ?

? Yes, only in human form. ?

A male colleague and a female colleague quarreled in the morning. The man has been scolded by the woman, and he replied angrily: Don't insult my soul, you can insult my body. . The scene suddenly became an uproar.

Unexpectedly, the female colleague silently walked up to him: bah. . .

4. I saw a dialogue like this on the Internet: A: After pooping, do you wipe it with your left hand or your right hand?

Whether your answer is left-handed or right-handed, you are cheated, and the correct answer is wiped with paper.

I asked a friend of mine, an idiot, the same question, trying to cheat him. As a result, the idiot actually said, I never wipe after taking a shit.

Refrigerator Collection Selected Cold Jokes II:

1、? I have a trump card. ?

? What?

? Looking at the house?

Are you interested in doing your hair, sir?

B: I'd better be a man.

3. Wukong: I just used the method of shifting souls to go to Tathagata for fasting.

Tang Priest: Wukong, this is all your fault. As a monk, how can you use it casually? Married to Dafa? ..... How?

4, my friend has a white hair and won't let me pull it out, saying that pulling one will become ten.

I asked why, and she said that her black hair turned white because she saw her relatives being uprooted. ?

5. In the library? Grandma, sit down! ?

? Well, good boy, thank you! Hey, good grandson, come here quickly, grandma saved you a seat! ?

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