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Short story (city) writer and illustrator
His name is Ye, alias, and he is 30 years old. He is a famous illustrator. Low-key, almost never appear in public. He always comes and goes without a trace, so he is extremely mysterious to many editors and writers who only know his name but not his name.
At first, they met because of their work. She asked him to help draw illustrations for her forthcoming fifth novel. Originally, she thought he was very proud. To draw illustrations, she must first listen to the author's creative inspiration, background and novel content. Later, after half a year of contact, she felt that this person was actually not bad, serious and responsible. When he is mature, he can talk about things other than work to relieve boredom, and occasionally tell Doby a cold joke.
They kept in touch for the next year. Slowly, with the deepening of the chat topic, they know more about each other. Perhaps both sides thought that fate would have different arrangements, but neither of them took this step ahead of time until one day she received an album signed by Ye!
The album was covered with pink and white roses, and the inside pages were illustrations of her first four novels, which surprised her very much!
I remember asking him before why he had to listen to the screenwriter personally explain the creative inspiration, background and novel content, and just draw according to the requirements of the publishing house!
A: Shakespeare said: There are a thousand Hamlets in the eyes of a thousand readers. So he doesn't want to impose his ideas on illustrations, which may cause illustrations to be inconsistent with the artistic conception that the novel wants to express. Moreover, he really doesn't have time to study every writer's works carefully for illustration.
But she is a little confused. It's not a holiday or her birthday. What did he want to express by giving her such a big book? There is not even a small card in the package except this big picture book.
On second thought, out of a writer's keen intuition, she felt that the answer should be on the pink and white rose on the cover. So she looked up the flower language of pink and white roses, which means holding your hand and growing old with your son, a beautiful encounter, simple and lovely. as expected ...
It's a pity that this guy doesn't want to be a writer and play word games with her.
"Well, since you like playing so much, I'll play with you!" She thought to herself, and then she suddenly had a plan.
She sent a Weibo to say good morning to her fans, but the red hyacinthus orientalis with the picture has another meaning and belongs to someone.
At noon, I got a call from him.
"I sent you a package. Have you received it? " He sounded a little worried on the other end of the phone.
"The album has been received!" She said flatly.
"Then you ..." He trembled, but her heart was full of joy.
"Ah, you didn't go to Weibo these days? Publishers are looking for you directly in Weibo! " She made an excuse to secretly remind him.
She interrupted him, and he was too angry to say a word.
"I have something to do here. I have to go first. Remember to visit Weibo! " She continued to make excuses and hung up the phone quickly.
Put the phone down, he opened Weibo according to her instructions, and sure enough, the publishing house asked him to be in Weibo. He was about to call the publishing house when he suddenly brushed a Weibo, which was hers! But what flower is this picture? He can't name at once.
Originally, I just wanted to say something implicitly, but in the end she played around, really!
As soon as things began to take shape, he patiently opened her comments and read them one by one. Finally, I turned to a comment that it was hyacinthus orientalis, and the flower language of Red hyacinthus orientalis was Thank you, touching love (your love is full in my heart).
When I got the answer I wanted, I felt happy at once and dialed her phone quickly.
"Hey, do you want a code word at night?" He asked.
"Of course there is no manuscript!" She replied, listening to his tone, Huayu's password should have been cracked, not bad, less than half an hour before and after, she secretly praised.
"Come to my studio to code!" I wanted to meet him, but I just said it implicitly and really convinced him!
"All right!" She was too lazy to beat around the bush with him and simply agreed to him.
He gave her a big hug as soon as we met in the evening.
"Your answer is too difficult. If I can't solve it, won't I be anxious? " His childish complaints.
"Then how did you solve it? It's very fast. Less than half an hour before and after. " She looked at him triumphantly and asked.
"Look at the comments given by fans one by one!" He confessed.
"Let me ask you something, tell me honestly!" She changed the subject and asked.
"Have you read all four novels?" She then asked.
"Do you think it fits the artistic conception of your novel?" He asked.
"Not bad, considering whether to use it when the novel is reprinted!" The first half of her sentence is anodyne, and the second half is the ultimate affirmation.
When he understood that this was the highest evaluation, he naturally exulted in his heart and was glad that he had bravely taken the step to promote the relationship between the two.
After a brief conversation, the two sat face to face and went to work.
At half past ten in the evening, he cooked a pot of mung bean soup in the kitchen of the studio, and then brought a bowl to her desk.
"Drink a bowl of mung bean soup, reduce fire and get rid of acne!" He said.
"Well, midnight inspiration is particularly good these days. I have been squatting for three nights, and acne is about to come to you! " She said pitifully, fortunately, she is not a person who lives by her face value.
After drinking mung bean soup, it's about half past eleven. She packed her things and went home, and he personally took her home. The two walked hand in hand in the slightly cool midnight, but their hearts were full of warmth!
"The heroine prototype of the first novel is yourself, right?" Walking, he suddenly asked.
"Well ... that ..." She is like a child who has been read through her mind, prevaricating and trying to escape.
"Don't be so strong in the future, a person will die!" He grabbed her by the shoulder, with a domineering tone in his gentle voice.
She didn't speak, but her heart was so sweet!
After a while, she went home. After a simple wash, she decided not to stay up late, but she couldn't sleep in bed, and then she thought a lot. ...
She comes from an unfortunate family. Her parents divorced early, and she lived with her grandparents since childhood. Life without parents forced her to learn to be independent, but fortunately, her parents' excellent genes gave her beauty and talent, which enabled her to write and become a famous writer now.
Although I have been in love twice, this one is the most practical. So her Weibo also began to have a frequent visitor: Mr Y! When she is free, she will turn some of his sweet little tricks into micro-novels and send them to Weibo. Obviously, I'm writing jokes for fans, but I'm actually praising him. But I never told him until one day he accidentally found himself seated, and then he began to wait for her to get up secretly!
I've been dating for half a year, and I've always wanted to make them closer, but I have no choice but to hint that she turned a deaf ear. But I have seen both parents! His mother met her when she delivered soup to the studio, and then she kept asking about their relationship and said that she liked her. Another day, after a walk, I actually met her father and stepmother when I sent her back. Although only once, he can feel that he is quite popular with his elders! And her biological mother, who is also a writer. After reading the illustrations he drew for her, she also asked him to cooperate once under her introduction, so now someone and her future mother-in-law are also partners!
Staying up late continuously caused her tonsil inflammation and fever, and the whole person was dying! Fortunately, there is a manuscript to save, so she can stop coding for the time being, and she is sleepy on the sofa in his studio!
"How, very uncomfortable?" Although he is busy with the illustrations to be handed in tomorrow, he will still get up from time to time and ask her if she is warm and thoughtful, and he will put his hand on her forehead to see if he still has a fever.
"It's okay, I'm a little sleepy after taking medicine ..." She narrowed her eyes and said vaguely.
"Go to sleep!" He said, and then pulled the blanket over her.
"What time is it? I'm going home ... "She suddenly opened her eyes and asked, and then she wanted to get up from the sofa and get ready to go home.
"Don't move, don't go back tonight!" He said, and then took her princess back to the bedroom of the studio.
"Lonely men and few women ... are not good ..." Although she was groggy, she kept a clear head.
"Let's get married!" He finally got up the courage and used the most straightforward way.
"... well, wait for you to give me a home! "She narrowed her eyes half asleep and gave the answer. I don't know if it's true or if I'm confused by a fever.
"Well, sleep in peace, I will give you a home and take good care of you!" When he helped her to lie down, he kissed her affectionately on the forehead!
With her approval, he secretly began to plan the future.
The house he bought earlier began to enter the decoration stage, but because it is far from his current studio, he intends not to renew his current studio, and then find another studio near the new house, which should be able to take care of his married work and life. In fact, in addition to busy decorating and looking for a new studio, he personally drew their wedding ring samples and gave them to famous jewelers for exclusive customization, which took a month before and after. Then the renovation of the new house was completed, so now everything is ready, only to marry her!
One day, he got up early with a plan, because someone left the whole bag in his studio last night, and more importantly, there was her ID card and household registration book in the bag, so he could finally make her listen as easily as blowing off dust!
"Is this what you call a walk?" At the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau, she asked him, obviously she was not upset or angry when she was cheated.
"Then you will get it when you come anyway?" He continued to play dumb and asked.
"Well, where is the ring?" She smiled and held out her hand to him, like a child asking for sugar.
He smiled and took out the ring prepared in advance from his pocket.
After receiving the ring, she was very satisfied and walked into the Civil Affairs Bureau hand in hand with him.
About half an hour later, they came out of the Civil Affairs Bureau hand in hand. Besides the wedding ring, I have a red notebook in my hand.
"Are you satisfied? Where to go now? " Seeing him laughing and acting like a winner, she pursed her lips and asked.
"When the house is decorated, just wait for the hostess to go home and sit in town!" He said.
"Mm-hmm, that's more like it!" She nodded with satisfaction.
A month later, they got married. Twenty tables were set at the dinner, and relatives, friends and classmates from both sides were present to congratulate!
On the second day of the wedding, they went to France for their honeymoon for fifteen days.
They went to the Louvre, Notre Dame de Paris, the Arc de Triomphe and other famous scenic spots. Love is so strong that even foreigners kiss under the Eiffel Tower at night, and when they return to their hotel at night, they don't forget to pay tribute to Duke Zhou, and then hug each other and sleep.
After his honeymoon, he hand-painted the scenery of his trip into a book and gave it to her as a wedding gift. She was very moved and decided to write their story into a book and return it to him.
After receiving his hand-painted travel landscape book, she began to write her eighth novel, Me and My Mr Y.
Because everyone wants to have a child of their own as soon as possible, they are actively preparing for pregnancy recently. Go to bed early and get up early every day, insist on running in the morning, keep both sides in the best condition, and strive to have the perfect next generation.
I have been married for half a year in a blink of an eye. In the past two weeks, someone's wife suddenly ate a lot and was very sleepy. She even gave up her long-standing morning run and began to stay in bed.
When she was lying in bed, he also started a day's work. When she really woke up and found that he didn't even eat breakfast, she began to work. She was going to make breakfast herself. In fact, because of his male chauvinism, he has always taken care of her after marriage, and no matter how busy he is, he can arrange their lives properly.
"Be careful, don't burn yourself!" He passed by the kitchen and saw her frying eggs. She could doze off while standing, so she hurried over to give her a hand.
"What's the matter with you these two weeks? You said you were too tired. I haven't tortured you for a long time, but you are still so tired that you can fall asleep standing and frying eggs! " He hugged her from behind and began to vomit.
"Um ... I don't know, can you help me finish my breakfast? I am so hungry! " She began to coquetry.
Listening to her coquetry, he kissed her side face and helped her finish her breakfast.
After breakfast, he had to go to work, so she took the opportunity to go to the hospital. Because it suddenly occurred to me that an obstetrician I met for writing introduced her a lot of common sense during pregnancy and recalled her recent symptoms, thinking that nine times out of ten she had it.
It was nearly noon 12 when she came back from the hospital. Her workaholic husband is really addicted to work and forgets to wash rice and cook. However, with this ultrasonic photo in hand, her workaholic husband really doesn't have to eat, so he is happy directly.
"Honey, you forgot to cook!" She put her arms around his neck from behind.
"hmm? Back? What time is it now? " He asked without looking back, and the painting in his hand didn't stop.
"I just ... received a beautiful photo. Will you draw it for ta? " She waved it in front of his eyes with an ultrasonic photo.
"... ha ha ha, I'm going to be a father! "He turned and picked her up, excitedly in circles. He really seldom smiles like this, especially when he is serious about his work.
"I'm happy, too, but I'm really sleepy. The doctor said that people are pregnant and vomiting, and I am sleepy. It's the eighth week, so I may have to sleep for another month before I wake up. " She put her arms around his neck and coquetry.
"I know you were laborious! From today on, I will stay at home with you, your majesty. If you need anything, just tell me! " He carefully carried her back to her room to rest.
For the next month, he took his home as a studio and took care of her 24 hours a day. On weekdays, the job interview he insisted on was also changed into a video. He never thought that family life would bring him such great changes.
After the first formal pregnancy test in pregnancy 12 weeks, her drowsiness officially disappeared. While the sleepiness disappeared and the movement was convenient, she began to buy everything for the baby, and her husband also put down his work and stayed with him.
Not knowing the sex of the child, they decided to use bright green as the main color of the nursery. After the nursery is completed, it will be like being in the forest. He also bought some dolls of forest animals for decoration, full of infinite childlike interest and imagination.
After decorating the nursery, she began to concentrate on writing and save the manuscript. Until 28 weeks later, her stomach was already very big, her back ached, and it was difficult to sit and write. So she thought of a lazy way: read out the contents of her code word, let her husband help her code word, and lie on the bed with a pillow on her waist! Maybe it was too comfortable to put the waist pad on her pillow, and she fell asleep soon. When she woke up, she found that the document had 3000 words.
"Well ... you didn't look behind, I made it up myself. Please delete! " He explained.
"Why do you want to delete it? You write very well. I love you very much. Besides drawing, you also have the ability to write. Great! " She slowly moved over, took his face and took a sip.
"I'll leave the rest to you, just pass 5000 words every day!" She said naturally.
"How can I write your story?" He quickly took it off.
"This is our story. Except for me, only you are the most qualified to write it!" She tried to persuade him.
"Is it really good for the editor to know that you have a gunman?" He asked in return.
"What gunman, we are co-authors, and we should sign our names after publication!" She shook her head and explained to him.
"Then our great writer is not afraid that I, a rookie, will bring trouble to your publishing and sales?" He looked at her funny and asked.
"I think our story is the most meaningful when it is finished together. Sales are really not that important! " She said from the heart.
"Well, actually, when I was a child, my Chinese teacher thought my composition was good!" As soon as the topic changed, he couldn't help boasting.
Under his nod, she was responsible for informing the editor that her eighth novel would be co-written with her husband and signed by them when it was published. Of course, he also promised that in addition to temporary writing, he would also be responsible for the illustrations in the book.
Ten weeks later, a novel named "My Mr. Y and I" came out smoothly. Authors: Crystal, Chen Jing. The signature of illustration is still hidden. He has two different names because he doesn't want others to think that he is' doing nothing'.
Ten weeks later, their little angel finally reported for duty, a beautiful little princess with big eyes!
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