Ask for two articles, one is called fate, and the other is a joke called Zhuge Liang's death.

Zhuge Liang left Qishan six times and was ill in the former army. ......

Zhuge Liang: "I have decided!" " "

Wei Yan: "Oh! Has the Prime Minister decided whether to be buried or cremated? " ,

Zhuge Liang: "Bah! Who said I was going to die? I will borrow my life from God through prayer. "

Wei Yan whispered, "I didn't expect the Prime Minister to be so superstitious, cut!"

Jiang Wei whispered, "not necessarily. My master is very capable. He has a friendship with God. He borrowed Dongfeng that year. "

Wang Ping whispered, "But how can I repay it if I borrow it?"

Liao Hua whispered, "you don't understand this. The prime minister never returns anything he borrows. He borrowed the east wind, the bow and arrow and Jingzhou. When will he return it? So every time he asks me for money, I scream! ?

"Oh ..." People nodded in unison.

Zhuge Liang said, "Jiang Wei, go and lead 49 soldiers, each holding a soap flag and wearing soap clothes, and stand around the tent; I prayed for Beidou from my account. If the main light doesn't go out within seven days, my life can be increased by one year; If the light goes out, I will die. "

Jiang Wei: "Don't worry, master! I'll watch the light for you. I am a lamp, the lamp is out ... I am still there. "

Zhuge Liang has been praying in the tent for six days. On the seventh day, Zhuge Liang was sitting in a tent, holding a sword and saying, "Don't spit grape skins if you eat grapes, and don't spit grape skins if you don't eat grapes ..." (I don't know how to pronounce the spell, whatever. )

Suddenly, he heard a shout outside the village, and he wanted to find out. Wei Yinfei came in and said, "Wei Bing has arrived!" I was in a hurry to put out the main light. Kong Ming gave up his sword and sighed! "Life and death have a life, but they can't get it!" "

The above is written in Romance of the Three Kingdoms, but according to the top secret document No.6 of Shu at that time, the situation at that time was like this. ......

Wei Yan rushed in and shouted, "Prime Minister! No, the enemy stole the camp! "

Zhuge Liang: "Don't panic, it's not surprising that there is a little harassment. You see, you are in such a hurry that you don't even close the door when you come in. Don't blow out all my lights because of the strong wind outside. Okay ... Boyo, the fire is not big enough. Add some lamp oil. "

Jiang Wei: "Yes, master, don't worry. I am quick, I will do it. "

Zhuge Liang: "Well! Might as well be an apprentice. This is ... no, Jiang Wei, the bottle you are holding is water, and the lamp oil is over there. "

Jiang Wei: "Ah? What? But I have fallen. This, this is how to return a responsibility ... The main light went out? "

However, according to Wei Yan's autobiography Zhuge Liang and I-Fighting for Twenty Years, the story goes like this. ......

Wei Yan: "Prime Minister! Big things are not good! "

"What's there to panic about? Rude, come in without saying hello or knocking, organized and undisciplined! Get out! " Zhuge Liang was very angry and threw away his sword with a wave of his hand. ,

As a general, Wei Yan looked around and listened to all directions. He quickly "Huanglong turned around" and showed his sword. The sword missed Wei Yan, but hit the washstand. The washbasin flew up and knocked over the bamboo slips on the table. Bamboo slips knocked over the dining table, and a bowl of chicken soup knocked over the dining table, just putting out the main light ... (very complicated)

However, according to "The Great Teacher-Zhu Gekongming" written by Jiang Wei in the future, it was like this at that time. ......

Wei Yan: "No, Prime Minister! Wei Jun is coming! "

Jiang Wei: "Be careful, don't step on the main light."

But Wei Yan's foot couldn't catch up, but he kicked the main light and the light flew in the air. This is called flying late. I saw Jiang Wei soaring, and a Dapeng spread its wings in the air, and then turned it over for three and a half weeks. Finally, the group of people somersaulted behind the swallow and turned 720 degrees, and his feet landed firmly. (lightness skill+diving+gymnastics)

Zhuge Liang: "Good disciple, did you catch the main light?"

Jiang Wei: "No, I was so busy doing somersaults that I forgot to take the lamp."

Zhuge Liang vomited blood. ......

"The Prime Minister can rest assured that he didn't catch it, but I caught it." I saw Wei Yan holding the main light in his hands in front of him and saying, "Actually, there is no need for so many fake moves. I stood on the ground and grabbed the lamp. How's it going? Awesome! Ha ha laugh ... aah! Sorry, I caught a cold these days, huh? Is the light out? " (Will you catch a cold at a critical moment?)

But according to the memoir "History of War and Tears" of the soldiers who stood guard at the door at that time, it was actually like this. ......

There was a noise outside the village, and Zhuge Liang said, "Bo Yue! Go out and see what's wrong. "

"Yes!" Jiang Wei took the order and rushed out, ran to the door and ran into Wei Yan who came in.

"ouch!" Jiang Wei was beaten away and fell to the ground.

Wei Yan: "Sorry, sorry, the enemy has attacked. I was in a hurry, so I didn't pay attention to you. "

Jiang Wei: "Why do I feel so hot? No, my ass is on fire! " (No way, oil lamps are everywhere, which is inevitable)

"Job, don't be afraid! Let me help you put out the fire! I step, I step, I step, I jump, I jump, I jump, I die, I die, I die. " After a "battle" by Wei Yan, the fire was finally put out.

Jiang Wei stood up from the ground: "Wen Chang, thank you, I ... eh? Lights, lights ... why are the lights out! "

Wei Yan: "Ah? I don't know, I only remember that I just stepped on the flame, and I thought, maybe, maybe, maybe ... I let it out by the way. " ,

Later, after repeated argumentation by many experts, there was still no consensus on the question of "Who put out the main light". What is certain, however, is that the light did go out. Later, he gradually witnessed the scientific nature of folk sayings such as "oil dries up the lamp", "people die and the lamp goes out" and "blowing out the lamp and pulling out the wax", and Zhuge Liang failed. ......

I can only find one, sorry.