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After Pan Jinlian said, "If you have the heart, you can eat my leftover bar", how did Song Wu let Pan Jinlian get away with it?

For a long time, everyone knows that Pan Jinlian likes Song Wu very much, and he can be said to pursue Song Wu actively, while Song Wu and Wu Dalang are brothers. With Song Wu's integrity, he won't betray Wu Dalang. How did Song Wu let Pan Jinlian get away with it without being stiff?

Pan Jinlian took a sip by himself, and there was still half left. Looking at Song Wu, he said, "If you have this heart, eat half of my wine." Song Wu pretended to push the cup for a change.

Song Wu is a smart man. He understands Pan Jinlian's request, but he doesn't want to be offended by his direct refusal. On many occasions, Song Wu often coaxed Pan Jinlian to get high, but it was actually just a shirking. Here is a passage. Song Wu said, "It's not dark yet, sister-in-law. Get up at night and go to the woodshed in the west and wait for me quietly. You can rest assured that the doors on both sides are closed and there is no one else. " Hearing this, Pan Jinlian was overjoyed and dressed up, thinking that he had won Song Wu.

In the evening, while Wu Dalang was sleeping, Pan Jinlian sneaked past Westinghouse. Seeing that it was dark and no one came, he waited in Westinghouse all night, cold and empty, and was badly frozen.

After a few days, Pan Jinlian still has a wicked heart, so Song Wu said, "Don't be there tonight. Wait for me in the empty cowshed in the alley behind the house. Don't touch me. " Pan Jinlian still didn't believe it at this time, but Song Wu said it in a few words.

Pan Jinlian waited for a long time in the cowshed at night, and finally saw a figure hunched over. At this time, Pan Jinlian confirmed that this person was Song Wu, and then he lifted it regardless of anything, but this person was actually Wang Po, which made Wang Po run away in fear. From then on, Pan Jinlian didn't have much idea to dare to play Song Wu's idea.