Short and classic jokes that can amuse girls

This is a joke I just made, let’s see if it works? I just made a fuss about answering questions on Baidu... At least it makes you laugh... Haha, have fun...

I like to answer other people's questions on Baidu. This is my other big hobby besides working in space. Once, someone asked a question: "What should I do if I am gay? I am sure that I am"... ...attracted me all of a sudden, I mistook it for Jay, and ran to say, who calls Jay the most charming? It’s a killing game for young and old alike. I can’t help but like it myself. After answering and submitting... I’m still not sure I’ll take another look. I was shocked, they were talking about gay, comrade... Oh my god, I fainted... It's so embarrassing, hurry up I have changed my answer... It seems that it is better to see clearly what I will do next... (*^__^*) Hee hee...