China's homophonic short joke

China homophonic short joke is as follows:

1. After the college entrance examination this year, I knew I didn't do well in the exam, so I told my father truthfully that I didn't dream about the exam results. The father said helplessly, "If you don't, just repeat it." At this time, the grandfather sitting on the side said angrily: "If you don't take the exam, you won't take the exam. What poison should I take? " Nothing! ! ! "

If a doctor is sent, the dog will bark at the door and the owner will stop drinking water. The doctor praised him for his understanding. The Lord said: "Although it is an animal, it will still rely on (medical) people."

3. The new version of China Construction Bank (CBC) is "save or not" and Bank of China (BC) is "not save!" China Agricultural Bank (ABC) "Oh, don't save" and China Industrial and Commercial Bank (ICBC) "Love to save!" Minsheng (CMSB) "Save it, fool!" China Merchants Bank (CMBC) "Save it, idiot!" China Development Bank (CDB) "Save some!" Industry (CIB) "Save one hundred!" Beijing Commercial Bank (BCCB) "White deposit, no deposit" and HSBC "Still no deposit!"

Comrades and villagers, don't talk, this is a meeting. The host said, "Sausages and melons for pickles." (At this time, the township head said, "Rabbits and shrimps, all the dogs ate today, and everyone is chinemys reevesii." Comrades and villagers, we have enough food today. Let's all eat big bowls! )?

5. A foreign girl married to China. When eating breakfast, I was pointed out that I can't eat fried dough sticks: "Dip it." She stood up at once and was told, "Take a dip!" Confused, she said indignantly, "Let me eat standing up. I have stood up, where should I stand? " .

6. A tailor went to the toilet pit and waved his foot into the wall. I completely forgot and left. A Manchu went to the toilet and occasionally saw a ruler with a big knife hanging on it. After a while, the tailor turned to get a ruler, saw a full man, hesitated and waited for a long time. The Manchu said, "What do you want, Man Zi?" The answer is, "it's small." The Manchu said, "We are in a hurry and the work is not finished yet. You have to eat (feet)! "