Humorous dialogue between men and women

The humorous dialogue between men and women is as follows:

1, female: You are so narcissistic.

M: The longest love I have ever talked about in my life is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.

2. Woman: Why don't you talk?

M: There is an emotional appeal called looking at each other quietly, which is worth a thousand words.

M: Not talking is shy.

W: You can think so.

M: It seems that I will play the cheeky man.

3. Woman: Why are you so bad (dirty).

M: I'd rather risk my life being hacked by you to flirt with you than talk to you for a lifetime.

4. Woman: Drunk.

M: Do you have a hangover or get up early to drink?

5. W: Why do some people like to call themselves babies?

M: Because the baby is kind and humorous and childlike, he will only hold the baby in his hand.

6. W: You are so eloquent.

M: I don't want to be different, but I'm so talented.

7.w: Your clothes don't suit me.

Man: He is handsome enough. If the clothes fit me too well, how can others live when they turn their heads 100% (narcissism, self-confidence)?

8. female: not suitable.

Man: Similar people are only suitable for fun, and complementary people can die, just like soybeans and millstones need to be run in to make tofu.

9. Woman: I have acne.

M: Acne is your beautiful foam.

Woman: I'd rather not be beautiful.

Man: I don't dislike you. I'm serious.

10, female: You lied (to me) again.

M: I only lied to my heart, and I'm still the kind of person who doesn't pay it back.