Somebody tell me a joke.

1, Laugh and always sleep in class. One day, Xiaoxiao was ten minutes late. The math teacher saw him and said, "You can't be late again, or you will get insufficient sleep!" " 2. In Chinese class, the teacher asked Xiaoxiao to explain the meaning of "fledgling". Laughing and scratching for a long time, I finally asked the teacher in a low voice, "You mean you just came out of the toilet?" 3. Political questions are all multiple-choice questions, and the results are not high, but the question of smiling is wrong. Later, the teacher asked him, "Do you know the answer to the exam? Otherwise, how can we all avoid the correct answer and only choose the wrong one? " 4. In the history class, Xiaoxiao was awakened by the teacher when she was sleeping in class. The teacher asked him, "Who did Princess Wencheng marry?" The deskmate smiled quietly: "Songzan Ganbu." Unfortunately, I didn't hear clearly when I laughed, so I opened my mouth and answered, "Song Dynasty cadres." . 5, smile, cold, runny nose, nose that keeps inhaling. The Chinese teacher who was writing on the blackboard suddenly turned around and shouted, "That's enough! Stop it! It's too noisy. Who steals faces in class and is still so loud? "6. In the third grade, Mix's puppy love was talked about by the teacher. The teacher said to him, "First love is childish, painful and fruitless. Smile unexpectedly replied: "this is not my first love, this is my nth love." "7. Xiaoxiao's family paid for a famous teacher to teach him to learn. A year passed, and Mix's father asked about his son's study. The famous teacher said, "Seven orifices connect six orifices. "Xiaoxiao's father was very happy and paid the tuition to let the famous teacher go home for the New Year. A guest came home, smiling. His father always praises his son with the words of a famous teacher. The last tourist exclaimed, "I don't know anything! "8. Smile and neighbors are arguing about whose father is stronger. The neighbor said, "Do you know the Pacific Ocean? That pit was dug by my father. " Smiled and said contemptuously, "That's nothing. "Do you know the Dead Sea? That was killed by my father. " Reference address: Soso///html/3454.html

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