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A shocking humorous life-men hide their private money like this.
Shocking humor-that's how men hide their private money.
1, behind the cosmetic mirror or frame. This kind of place is both safe and unsafe, but men who like to hide private money will still choose it. There is a simple reason. This kind of place is a place that women never pay attention to when cleaning. Moreover, women look in the mirror every day and never think that there is Gan Kun behind the mirror. This also proves that the more dangerous the place, the safer it is!
2. Get another bank card. Some husbands will give their salary cards and passwords to their wives for safekeeping, so that all the salary income will naturally be under the supervision of their wives. A smart husband will apply for another bank card and deposit extra income or hidden money in it. Of course, this card is usually unknown to the wife.
3. Hide in children's toys. For example, in the belly of a cute furry bear whose children are playing, or in Barbie's clothes, the wife usually doesn't think of or check this place. As long as you hide it firmly, don't fall out, as long as you are careful not to let the child lose it. Private money hidden under the wife's nose is generally safe.
4. Where the wife can't reach. Because women are usually shorter than men, many men like to put their private money on the top of the cabinet, just under the box or box on the top of the cabinet. In this place, the wife is generally out of reach. Even if she wants to find something, she will let her husband rummage through it. As long as she does not expose herself, she will not be found.
5. Honor your parents with private money. This is a filial and affordable way, because parents in the world will not spend their children's money indiscriminately. They usually keep it for you. In fact, it is stored in a safe managed by parents themselves, with a safety factor of 100%. Even if my wife finds out, how dare she take this money to honor her? Joke news
6. Other places. For example, in the interlayer of two photos in an album, a joint in a double curtain, the bottom of a plastic flowerpot, the bottom of a goldfish bowl, even the bottom of a Simmons mattress, and the cabinet of daily necessities. But any place where a wife doesn't often flip, or won't flip, may become a place where her husband hides his private money.
7. Behind the toilet pumping tank. Women don't usually go to the bathroom to find important things. In women's minds, the bathroom is a very dirty place, and important things will not be placed there. So men always choose places that their wives don't pay attention to. As long as the moistureproof work is done well, it will generally be safe and will not be found.
8. Hidden in a bag that his wife doesn't need or want to throw away. There are many handbags, some of which are discarded after several uses. In fact, styles are difficult to match with their own clothes, and they are usually bought on impulse. However, the color of this bag is still very new, and the wife usually puts it in the cupboard and will not throw it away. It is just right to hide private money for her husband.
9. Put it in an idle wardrobe, wife's clothes pocket. This kind of outdated clothes is not usually worn by wives. Hanging in the closet all the year round, nobody cares. My wife won't touch it most of the time except that she will take it out to see the sunshine before the rainy season in Huangmei. Therefore, it is very safe to put it in the pocket of this kind of clothes. The joke is funny.
10, hidden in some books in the bookcase. The bookcases at home are mostly furnishings, and women are busy with housework and have little time to read. After marriage, a woman is too lazy to read heavy books, especially those very professional books. She has no interest in reading them at all. Women can't see through it even if they are killed. Just don't forget it.
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