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Why did Zheng Changtu ride a donkey to Beijing to catch the exam?

Today, the school easy search will tell you the story of Zheng Changtu riding a donkey to catch the exam. Zheng Changtu, the 13th champion of Xian Tong, was a typical playboy when he was young. He ate, drank, and wandered around, but refused to study at ease, so his reputation was not very good. Zheng Chang was not interested in the imperial examination, and once planned not to touch it for life. Yi sou understood that his family had no idea to persuade Zheng Changtu to take the exam. But general persuasion doesn't work for him at all. One day, the servant of one of his relatives went out because of something, and when he came back, he said to his master, I met a strange thing when I passed by Luoyang yesterday. Two people dressed in yellow, like government envoys, came from the west and walked with me all the way, chatting very intimately. When I arrived at a temple, they said goodbye to me and asked me if my master would take the imperial examination this year. I said that my master is already a big official, and my master's children are too young to pass the exam. They asked again, do you have any relatives to take the exam? I said the master's relatives should have it. They told me that they were specially escorted and admitted to the royal list, and they said that the secret could not be revealed. They wrote me a few words on the ground: a big ear, a hole, and then disappeared. This year's imperial examination has not yet started. Maybe I met a fairy? "

Zheng Changtu's relatives were very surprised when they learned what the servant said. After careful consideration, he felt that Zheng Changtu's name was in line with such characteristics. So he found Zheng Changtu and tried to persuade him to take the exam. In this regard, he said to Zheng Changtu: "God shows that you are an undergraduate who wants to be the top scholar! Even if you don't win the first prize, it's not bad to be admitted to the last place. Isn't it a pity that you don't try such a good omen? " Yi sou believes that in the face of such persuasion, Zheng Changtu is hard not to be tempted. After learning the news released by the undergraduate course, Zheng Changtu won the first place, and the last one was named Zou. The servant of Zheng Changtu's relatives said that the three characteristics of their names on the undergraduate list have been fulfilled one by one. This is an anecdote about unofficial history. Readers don't have to take it seriously, just enjoy it.

There is a joke in the undergraduate exam. To understand the past imperial examinations, qualified candidates wore gorgeous clothes, or rode horses or took the exams in luxury cars. There are tens of millions of candidates who have learned about the undergraduate entrance examination. So many people applied for the exam, only twenty or thirty people were admitted, which shows the fierce competition. It may be to advocate frugality, or it may be to avoid traffic jams, parking difficulties and other problems. Cui, the examiner, had a whim, stipulating that all candidates, regardless of family conditions and status, can only take the exam by donkey, otherwise they will be punished in violation of regulations.

Knowing this rule that schools are easy to check can make Zheng Changtu, who is tall and burly, miserable. He staggered to the examination room on a donkey. It was really awkward all the way. To this end, Zheng Changtu wrote a poem to laugh at himself. It's a pity that this poem made the onlookers see a joke, because Zheng Changtu's attitude of riding a donkey could not be verified. Someone made up two jingles to tease him: "If you are thin and naive, you can kill Zheng Changtu halfway." The school easy search also lacks adaptability to this Zheng Changtu. Riding a donkey is so awkward, don't you get married on foot? Walking is not illegal. After learning that he won the title of champion, Zheng Changtu served as the assistant minister of the principal's outer room. There are not many historical records about Zheng Changtu's political deeds, but his fate is tragic.