Chinese characters are really interesting. How to write the contents of handwritten newspaper?

If one minus one is not zero-(3)

Don't talk early and don't talk late —— (Xu)

Watermelon has a son-(orphan)

A family of eleven-(Ji)

Three are under the age of ten-(positive)

2. Xie Houyu

Tofu man fell on the burden-lost everything.

A group of dumb people are together-pointing.

Second aunt's sewing basket-miscellaneous

3, typo jokes

An uneducated young woman wrote home: Dear Mom and Dad, please rest assured that I have become one with poor peasants and middle peasants. Now I sleep in a pit (kang) with Lao Lang (mother) every night, and my stomach (courage) is getting bigger and bigger ... Brother wrote back: Sister, I tell you a good news, my mother hanged herself (transferred to hospital) ... Don't worry about anything else.