Funny short paragraph script _ Funny humorous paragraph highlights

Different artists sing the same joke, and the drum lyrics will be very different. What classic jokes will we come into contact with in our daily life? Next is the "funny short script" I carefully prepared for you. Welcome to watch!

Funny short play (popular) 1. I called my boyfriend yesterday, and then his girlfriend answered.

2. As the saying goes, save your own food for others.

I won everyone and lost you. Shit, it's a big loss

4. There is no natural self-confidence, only self-confidence that is constantly cultivated.

5. A trip to Shenzhou, I suppose? I don't pay the phone bill, but I'll see if you can.

6. Confucius can't solve the problem. It's simple. I will help you solve it.

7. People say I'm white. I just put flour on my face.

8. It's not everyone's fault to sleep in class, but the earth attracts eyelids too much.

9. Now this society is afraid of ghosts knocking at the door without doing anything wrong, because some ghosts don't talk about principles.

10. Unfortunately, I didn't bring any paper!

1 1. My mother said; Daughter, don't care whether he loves it or not, just look at the number of gifts.

12. The current leader patted his head and made a decision, patting his chest and promising to leave.

13. I haven't seen anyone blow cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

14. Hey, women don't want to go to work for more than 30 days every month.

15. Ten thousand and one million are the same to me, because I don't have them!

Funny short play (classic) 1. There is no better way than to accept the unchangeable fact.

Remember, whoever dares to provoke you in the future, you should show your shoulders and say, come out.

3. What's wrong with shaking your head? Think of yourself as a button lander.

4. I stayed in the crazy crowd for a long time and found that I actually became normal.

You said you were great, so how many people did you kill in the morgue?

6. I wanted to turn around gracefully, but I didn't know it was a gorgeous wall.

7. A fool always wants others to know him. Smart people try to understand themselves.

8. I'm not your customer service staff, and you have no right to ask my sister to answer this and that.

9. I am really depressed. Why did I lose all my friends as soon as I got online?

10. I feel inexplicable. I ride my bike to the supermarket to knead instant noodles.

1 1. I remember grandma saying that boys who blush are actually the kindest.

12. Girls care about the happiness of the second half of their lives, while boys only care about the comfort of the second half.

13. Sister said: Simple people are stupid. Think about it: No wonder I'm never simple.

14. After calming down, I found myself so stupid.

15. Really, since I deleted you, the computer network speed has been much faster.

Funny short plays (selected articles) 1. Children who like to watch the rain are missing someone at the moment.

2. It is accidental to come, but inevitable to go. So you must, with the fate unchanged, with the fate unchanged.

3. Ordinary me, ordinary bright, ordinary you, I really don't like it!

Others meet love at the corner, but I meet a ghost at the corner.

Hum, don't treat me like a game, or I'll kill you.

6. The chance of meeting true love in this real society is as slim as the chance of going to hell.

7. Why are you as virtuous as a tree spirit? Your roots are so deep, rooted in my heart.

8. Depressed, my future girlfriend, I wonder who I'm dating now?

9. This year's senior high school entrance examination is actually very simple, but I will, it won't, I won't, it will take all the exams.

10. A man who knows that he is not good to women will become a sanitary towel in his next life.

1 1. Others are always right and I am always wrong, which is less troublesome.

12. I didn't buy anything during the trial period. I can return it if I want, and I can take it if I want.

13. You think you are an environmental protection bag. Don't always pretend, pretend, pretend.

14. The most painful thing in life is that the price of instant noodles eaten every day has increased.

15. Don't just mix from the bottom, it's a miserable mix.