Hilarious short joke (hilarious short joke 10 words)

1. Some people say that there are three things in this world that others can't take away: one is to eat food in your stomach, the other is to dream in your heart, and the third is to read books in your mind. Therefore, the best way to be a man is to be an ideal and studious foodie.

2. Girl: "If you can give me a rainbow right away, I will associate with you!" " Boy: "Where do you want it to appear?" The girl held out her left hand and said, "Here." The boy smiled and grabbed the girl's left hand and pressed it on the ground, stepping on the red hard.

I met a junior high school classmate at the gate of the shopping mall. Remembering that I was admitted to the university, he failed the list. I couldn't help asking him proudly, "Hey, do you know who I am?" Maybe he's afraid of my ridicule. He didn't even dare to look at me. He threw ten dollars into my bowl and then drove away in a hurry.

I invited a buddy to dinner today. He may have eaten too much. On the bus, he couldn't help but burp three times in a row: "Mm-hmm ~ mm-hmm ~" A little friend sitting next to him sat on his mother's lap, and he said "Qu Tian Ge ~". The whole bus laughed wildly. I was alone in the corner, holding back my internal injuries.

Go to the newly opened canteen for lunch, wash your hands before meals and turn on the tap as usual, but there is no water. Aunt in the canteen said, "The faucet is ringing here!" Me: "Hi-tech!" Then I clapped my hands, but there was still no water. "ah! Ah! " I called twice, but there was still no water. I saw my aunt twist her head and shouted, "Open the water valve!"

6. Shen Zhi took a photo, walked to the tree, took off his straight leg, put his right hand down, and stood upside down; However, he pulled his left hand to the upper section, bent over and uprooted the poplar tree. When the bandits saw it, they all shouted, "Lu, this tree has lived for more than 1000 years and is a national first-class protected plant." You have violated the national law by pulling up trees without authorization today! " At this time, dozens of armed police appeared around and arrested the monk.

7. Cong said to each other: Where did the two people who practiced balance beam on you come from? A couple of Bushes said: During the May Day holiday, people all went to travel.

8. Red beans and mung beans are married, and friends and relatives such as soybeans and black beans go to congratulate them. Potatoes came to join in the fun, and peas stopped him: "No beans." Potato smiled and said, "I am a bean. I don't believe you." Potato took out his ID card, pointed to the name on it and said, "My name is potato." Pea squinted and sneered, "There is the word bean, so the bean becomes a green plant." Get out! "

9. Mung Bean said: Call me Dou to play after my value goes up; Salt said: please call me salt Lord after I raise the price; Coal said: please call me coal Chaofeng after I raise the price; Garlic said: please call me garlic after I raise the price; Pingguo said: Please call me Ping after I raise the price; Sucrose said: Please call me Tang Gaozong after I raise the price; The house said: my value has gone up, please call me a room!

10, I looked dignified after reading the landlord's post. Turn off the computer, get up and open the refrigerator, take out a bottle of innocence, hold it in your hand, go to the window and stare at the distance. It's raining outside, gray world. Looking out of the window, my mood is even more melancholy. I can't hold back my inner feelings any longer. I opened the window and shouted at it: What the hell are you writing?

1 1. As soon as I went to work this morning, my beautiful colleague gave me a riddle to guess "women get on and men get off" and a car brand. I can't guess after thinking for a long time. Later, I also gave her a riddle to guess "don't share a room when relatives come" and a car brand, but she couldn't guess. Labor and capital can't help but sigh, it's really diamond cut diamond, and good talents will be produced soon!