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I am a gust of wind
If I were the wind, first of all, I would bathe the big trees living in the forest. Some trees are always covered with dust, while others are covered with insects, so I must kill the poor tree. I let out a cry, and the soil and insects fell off the tree. The tree took on a new look and grew taller.
If I were the wind, I would also help the crops on the farm accept my wishes. Grow more lush, lovely and healthy.
If I were the wind, I would also like to help tourists who are climbing mountains. Everyone who climbs the mountain is sweating profusely, and his breathing is particularly rapid, like lack of oxygen. But who knows that I will help them? So, when I breathe, people suddenly feel the help of the wind to nature. The wind also has great shortcomings, blowing off new trees and blowing away children's kites, which makes children very sad. There are also strong typhoons, which blow down people's houses, sink ships sailing at sea and blow down fighter planes soaring in the sky.
The wind has both advantages and disadvantages. I would like to be the wind that serves the people.
I am a gust of wind. I am the mysterious wind, which comes and goes without a trace.
In spring, I slowly blow over hills, fields and grasslands. The green grass poked its head out of the ground and the willows sprouted. They twisted their bodies gently. The bird got up early and began to sing again, as if welcoming me. I blew into the garden again, and the flowers laughed when they saw my arrival.
In summer, the weather is sultry, and everyone who is sweating wants me to come. I blew through the construction site and saw the hard-working construction workers sweating like rain. I immediately sent them coolness. Looking at their smiling faces, I smiled happily
In autumn, I went to the orchard, and everywhere I went was different: grapes were purple, apples were red ... I touched them gently and all the ripe fruits fell. I'm out in the field again. Rice is yellow, sorghum is ripe ... autumn is really a harvest season!
In winter, with the arrival of a heavy snow, the colorful world turned into a vast expanse of white. I came to school and had a good time watching the students have snowball fights. I became a troublemaker. I blew off my classmates' hats, blew the snow on the house to the necks of pedestrians, blew Sister Yu to the gloves and scarves of my classmates, and cooled my classmates' hands and necks.
I wish I were the wind! So I can travel around the world freely and carefree!
I am a gust of wind. I am a lovely and naughty wind. I live in nature, free, with the earth as my bed and the sky as my quilt. I can go wherever I want. I am very happy!
On this day, I came to a beautiful village. I keep company with birds and play with flowers and grass. I see many windmills on the hillside. I flew to the windmill, took a deep breath and blew a breath, and the windmill immediately turned. The windmill is turning, delivering electricity to people. The windmill waved to me and said, "Thank you, Xifeng!" " "
I bid farewell to the windmill and came to the river. There was a boat on the river, and suddenly I heard people on board calling for help. I flew over and saw that there was no paddle on the boat and I couldn't move. I blew hard and pushed the boat to shore. People smiled at me and said, "Thank you, lovely wind." I am ecstatic.
I flew to a bustling city again. There are many tall buildings here. I flew to people. I lifted the girls' long hair and skirts. They shouted at me, "Stop it, naughty wind." I flew to other people's clothes and hung them on my body. Mothers shouted, "naughty wind, give us back our clothes quickly!" " "I hung my clothes back on the drying rack. Mom smiled: "It's very kind of you, lovely wind. "I am very happy to hear this news. I continued to fly to more interesting places.
At night, as night falls, I fly to the sea wearily. Taking a bath in the sea, I rolled on the sea and set off a big wave. I washed and washed, washing away the dust and fatigue. Finally, I am clean. I'm relaxed and comfortable!
I flew to a tall, big, leafy tree, resting on leaves, covered with warm green leaves, and listening to the rustling songs of leaves. I feel sleepy gradually. I closed my eyes and entered a sweet dream.
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Suppose I am a gust of wind, a breeze, which can be considered as a wind that increases the vitality of nature. Every morning, I will go to the countryside and cities to do a merit.
First of all, I want to visit the countryside. When I came to the grassland, every grass shook off the dew and gave me permission. I also give them a reward. I went over their heads to give them a little freshness. The next destination is flowers. Colorful flowers compete with each other. They give off a fragrant fragrance for me to enjoy. I took a deep breath, then blew it away and scattered it around the country, because beautiful things should be shared with us. Come to a place full of sunflowers, they are basking in the sun leisurely. When they saw me coming, they warmly gave me melon seeds, and I blew a cool breeze to cool them down. I can't bear them.
After finishing my work in the countryside, I went to the city through the Woods and highways.
I came to the suburbs, which made me desperate. The river is mixed with industrial sewage and smells bad. Flowers and trees have also dried up because of pollution. I was so angry that I really wanted to blow away all the factories in one breath, but I gave up the idea when I saw some primary school students set up clean signs.
In the evening, I stopped to give people a quiet night rest after a busy day.
Suppose I am a gust of wind and a breeze, I want to do a lot of useful work for mankind. I really hope my wish can come true!
I am a gust of wind. I am a gust of wind, a free and unrestrained wind, a changeable wind.
In spring, I bring warmth. Let the river flow freely without being frozen. Let the budding flowers, grass and saplings look at the colorful world outside and feel the sunshine. Let the small fish stretch their bodies, show their heroic spirit again and become more lively.
In summer, I make everyone feel bored. I walked slowly through fields, hills, mountains and Woods. The pond is full of lotus flowers. In order to make the air less dry, I let the rain moisten the earth and the air again and again, but it seems to be hotter.
In autumn, I am cool. With a happy mood, I help people blow down fruits and vegetables; Fallen leaves dance in my rhythm; A piece of rice fields turned into a golden ocean. As I swayed gently, the waves beat my body.
In winter, I am a biting, cold and violent wind. Everyone is afraid of me. When they see me, they will tremble and avoid me. I was so angry that no one played with me, so I yelled, broke branches, blew down the house and drove the animals away. I compete with flowers and trees to see who has the greatest strength. I also froze the lake. I took my good sister Xue and dressed nature in snow-white clothes.
I am a gust of wind, a happy wind and a changeable wind!
I am a gust of wind. I am a gust of wind, flowing with the footsteps of the four seasons. Sometimes gentle, sometimes quick.
When spring comes, I gently touch people's faces and bring them beautiful and elegant lullabies. Looking at people's tired but comfortable faces, I sang to the earth: Spring is coming. At this time, I gently patted the timid bamboo shoot doll with only the tip of a bamboo shoot to encourage them to see the beautiful world outside as soon as possible; Blowing the frozen river gently, let it restore the past gurgling water. In spring, I am like a gentle mother, caring for my children.
In summer, I am a little boy who loves pranks. I will blow the children's kites out of sight for a while, and blow grandpa's straw hat away for a while; In an instant, the sheets hung by mothers in the yard were twisted together, and the hair styles of white-collar men changed. However, people won't blame me, because I brought people a refreshing wind and made them comfortable for a while.
In autumn, I am as cold as a killer. Without saying a word, I rolled the fallen leaves all over the sky and finally fell into the lake, becoming an insect boat. People call this "autumn wind sweeping away leaves". I give people chills, which makes people shudder. People are starting to hate me.
When winter came, I froze the river and made people wear thick cotton-padded clothes. People became very disgusted with me. They said, "Damn cold wind, I can't let people out." However, in spring, when the earth is warm and everything is revived, people will like me again and look forward to my arrival, hoping that I can bring new vitality to the new year.
I am a gust of wind.
I am a gust of wind. 7 "Hello, everyone, I am the sister of the wind that everyone loves. Flowers bloom and fall, and they are changeable and beautiful." . Now I want to show you my strength! "
At this moment, I am a gentle breeze, and at this moment, I am also the gentlest. I helped people dry clothes, played games with children, flew kites and ran together, and had a good time. Laughing and dancing, slowly my friends are tired. I took them to the grass and gently put them to sleep.
"Sand, sand, sand" At this moment, I am a gentle and cool wind. I will drive away the heat and bring coolness to everyone. On a quiet night, I will play melodious and touching music for everyone, so that everyone can gradually enter a sweet dream. "sasha vujacic, sasha vujacic", "Goo Goo, Goo Goo", reeds and birds all came to help: reeds accompanied with their hearts, birds sang happily, and the quiet night became colorful.
"Mm ~ mm ~ mm ~" At this moment, I lost my temper a little. I blew away other people's clothes, snatched the children's kites, and made my uncle and grandfather stagger. People are starting to dislike me a little.
I became more and more angry and manic, and finally became a violent tornado. At this time, I am cruel and vicious. I ruthlessly blew down my house and uprooted trees and crops. I also called a tsunami, flooded one village after another, and even dragged one person into the sea and lost his life. Gradually, I calmed down and was immersed in deep remorse.
My friends, everything in nature is changeable. I can help you and warm you, but I can also hurt you mercilessly and bring you all kinds of natural disasters. Sorry, please forgive me!
I am a gust of wind, I am a gust of wind, spring breeze; Is a Xia Feng; This is the autumn wind; This is the winter wind.
I am the spring breeze. I gently stroked the field, and the wheat seedlings woke up, stretched and slowly unfolded the leaves. The river thawed, and the lovely ducklings swam happily in the water. The willow on the shore has sprouted, and it is waving to us! The bird said happily on the branch, "Spring is coming, spring is coming!" " "
I stayed in Xia Feng for a while, and in the hot summer, I brought people a good refreshing effect. I breathed a sigh of relief, and the flowers smelled my breath, and they opened one after another, and the air was filled with fragrance.
I am the autumn wind. I walked past the fruit trees. Pears, apples and persimmons are all ripe. I smell one strange smell after another. I shuttled back and forth in the field, and the green rice matured instantly and was golden everywhere. You see, the farmer's uncle's face is full of smiles, which is the joy of harvest!
I am a winter wind. In winter, there is heavy snow like goose feather in the sky. Everyone is wearing a big cotton-padded jacket, and an idea suddenly flashed through his mind, thinking of Doby and them. I ran over their heads, and they were shivering with cold and said, "What day is this? It's so cold! " "I saw their sad faces, and I was laughing with glee. Later, I drifted to the South Pole. I saw those slow penguins. I ran past them with all my strength, hoping that I could tremble like children. Unexpectedly, they cried happily, "so comfortable, so comfortable! "I heard that, I was disappointed to float away.
I am a gust of wind, a happy wind and a carefree wind!
I am a gust of wind. I am bored walking on the sea and wandering around. After living like this for four or five days, I have already experienced severe visual fatigue. There are blue seas, blue skies and white clouds everywhere. Life is a rough sea and a cloudy sky. Other than that, there's really nothing interesting. In addition, I can't touch the creatures on the bottom of the sea, so I can only watch helplessly, which makes me feel more and more bored.
After the seventh day, I saw people walking slowly on an island like ants and getting into boxes, but there were so many people around me that I couldn't understand the flowers. I talked a lot on and on. Seeing me, I screamed and wiped my face. I panicked, so I pulled him up and let him run around me. There is a volcano-like mountain on the island. I took it away, only looked at the bare branches and left with satisfaction. There was a piece of land ahead, which should be the largest I have ever seen, but there were not many people on that piece of land, so I felt uninterested and left. Then along the way, I found myself getting smaller and smaller, especially powerless. Am I dying? I had to rest on the road, and gradually a gust of wind from Huawei made me feel very ventilated. I walked past the tree and blew the leaves. I walked across the grass and drove across the grass. I started my mental journey again.
Although I was strong at first, I was too strong, but I couldn't get what I wanted. Compared with previous typhoons, I'd rather be a breeze and wander quietly between heaven and earth.
I am a gust of wind 10. I am the wind of pain. Sometimes some people like me and some people don't like me. People want me to come early in summer, but people ignore me in winter.
Let's talk about my flagpole brother who doesn't like me at any time! Once I blew up the flag brother, but the flagpole brother dared not. He asked me: where are you taking my brother? I'm thinking: where to take what? We are playing a game! The brother who rolled the flagpole shouted awkwardly. I had to fly away in frustration. This is when I saw some children flying kites, but there was no wind. I breathed a sigh of relief when they were ready to leave in frustration. Several children were happy, so they ran back to continue playing. I'm glad, too. Maybe the kite string was broken because of overexertion. Several children ran home crying, and I was embarrassed to continue flying.
When I arrived at a pasture, I saw many windmills, none of which turned. I got up and the accelerator blew so hard that the windmill turned. The rancher saw it and praised it again and again. Without this timely wind, my ranch would be ruined. This time, I am not proud, but take it as an opportunity to make up for it.
Flying over a mountain, what I saw made my eyes moist. The people below are fighting over a bottle of water, and the land is cracked. What have humans done? I want to ask Brother Wuyun for help. At this moment, it seems that there are two little people talking in my mind. One is: Ask Brother Wuyun for help! The other said, why? This is a crime made by human beings themselves. Don't help them! Finally, justice triumphed over evil. I went to see Brother Wuyun. It rained heavily for three days and nights. The trees have come back to life and everything is full of vitality. People have been saved, and they can only rely on their own consciousness in the future.
If you don't care about nature, what face do you have to ask for forgiveness from nature?
I am a gust of wind 1 1, and I am a member of nature-wind. I am a free wind.
I have four identities.
I'm Feng Chun. I often comb my sister Liu's hair; It also blew up the snow of the farmer's uncle and melted; I often help farmers' uncles, workers' uncles and workers' aunts who work hard and sweat like rain ... a refreshing cool breeze blows for a while; I often go to the fields of farmers' uncles and turn these fields into places where birds and flowers are fragrant and everything grows.
Second, I'm Xia Feng. I am lazy, because it is too hot in summer, so I hide in the bed at home, turn on the air conditioner, eat sweet and delicious popsicles, rest at home and prepare for the busy work in autumn. "Hoo ... hoo ..." So I slept all summer.
Third, I'm Qiu Feng. I just woke up and was full of energy, so I started my busy work. I have blown through orchards, red apples, golden bananas, pink pomegranates, yellow rice "sea", purple grapes, green grass and green sugarcane.
Fourth, I'm Dong Feng. I am very naughty. When I see someone cold, I will blow a gust of wind to make him colder, make him move, move and heat up!
This is me, I am free and carefree.
I am a gust of wind 12. If I were a gust of wind, I would bring happiness and sadness to people in the four seasons!
In spring, if I were a breeze, I would wake up the sleeping Grandpa Sun. Blow away the white and beautiful dandelion family and let them "carry forward" in this world. But one accidentally blew away the kite that was still flying, causing the child to cry on the ground.
In summer, if I were the fresh wind. I will blow my parents-in-law away from home, and they all give me smiling faces, which makes me feel inexplicably proud. I continued to blow, which cooled the grass buds growing in the ground. Unfortunately, despite my hard work, I can't blow away the residual heat brought by the sun.
In autumn, if I were a breeze, I would gently and quietly blow away the sweat on the foreheads of busy farmers' uncles in the field and warm the heartbreaking little fruits, making them realize that they can also play their role. However, an autumn rain and a cold, the temperature difference between morning and evening makes people put on and take off, inadvertently causing many children to say that they are sick!
In winter, if I am a gust of wind, I think I am full of shortcomings. A gust of wind blew on my face, freezing small trees and plum blossoms. That gust of wind made everyone sick! However, the only advantage is to make winter more "winter".
Look, I'm here all year round! If I can choose, I hope it is a warm breeze.
I am a gust of wind, I am a gust of wind, gentle wind, refreshing wind, cool wind and cold wind.
I am a gust of wind, a gentle wind. Wearing green clothes, I gently touched the children's faces, quietly awakened the seeds that were still sleeping underground, and silently painted the branches of small trees green. This is me-gentle wind.
I am a gust of wind, a cool breeze. I wear colorful floral skirts, which bring a little coolness to people in hot summer, blow away the heat next to the sun, and dance in the flowers in the indoor air-conditioned room under the fan of the automatic electric fan for the elderly and children. This is me-a cool breeze.
I am a gust of wind, a cool breeze. I wear orange clothes, which brings people the joy of harvest and the coolness of autumn. I walked among the apple trees and smelled oranges in people's fruit baskets. I am the cool wind.
I am a cold wind. In the cold winter, people get into their cotton-padded clothes, which makes people feel the cold in winter more and more. I'm flying on the grass, let them all freeze! I walk among animals, let them all hibernate! I am a cold wind.
I am a gust of wind, I hear birds singing, I hear flowers clapping, I hear trees singing, I hear children singing.
I am a gust of wind. I saw the children dancing. I see trees talking to birds in the air. I saw flowers and butterflies talking about the coming of spring.
I am a gust of wind, a gentle, cool, cool and cold wind. I can sing and dance. I can see, hear and do anything.
Children, do you know me? Come and find me in nature!
I am a gust of wind 14. I am a gust of wind, a warm spring breeze.
I came to the stream and took a deep breath. The stream thawed, and "Ding-dong, Ding-dong" rang, playing one cheerful tune after another. In the sparkling stream, the fish danced their own dance, splashing beautiful ripples and gradually disappearing on the water.
I sing for Sister Liu. Sister Liu sprouted. An unknown bird is standing on a branch, leisurely singing its own tune: "tweet, tweet". Sister Liu waved her long hair as if she were dancing for the birds. How beautiful!
I told a joke to Xiaocao, who stretched himself and put on this year's new green clothes. It shook its body excitedly and said to me with a smile, "Xifeng, tell another joke, I still want to hear it!" " "Flowers are smiling, red, pink, purple and yellow ... colorful, colorful. They danced happily and were very satisfied with this beautiful new dress.
Then I came to the park again. It's inconvenient to see the children wearing thick cotton-padded clothes. I quickly exhaled a breath, and a warm wind came on my face. The children have taken off their heavy cotton-padded clothes and put on their spring clothes to run briskly. Happy laughter lingers in the park. Looking at their smiling faces and listening to their laughter, I can't help running and laughing with them. ...
I am a gust of wind, a warm spring breeze. ...
I am a gust of wind 15 I am a gust of wind. As the seasons change, so do I.
In spring, I am a breeze. I gently touch people's faces to make them feel refreshed and go hiking. Tap the sleeping trees carefully to wake them up from their deep sleep. "Hello, Brother Cao, wake up, stick out your pointy little head and look at this beautiful world." I cried softly. I saw that pointy little head come out. I say hello to the sleepy little flower, and she often smiles. Then I went to see the little tree that just woke up. The little tree shook its branches and took my hand. The earth is full of vitality.
In summer, I am a cool breeze. I blow the hair of people enjoying the cool under the tree, which makes people feel a little happy in this hot summer. I ran around the school again to make the sweaty children feel cool and fresh. I playfully fiddled with grandpa's hair and let the microwave appear in the stream. Sometimes I play with my brother Yu!
In autumn, I am cold wind. It makes people sneeze and tremble. I ran into the Woods again, blowing yellow leaves and blowing off those old leaves. I ran to the field again, and saw golden patches and smiling faces of farmers' uncles. I ran to celebrate this happy day together.
In winter, I am cold wind. Si Nuo's brother and I walked side by side on the road. Nobody expected me to come, but I was very unpopular. Not far away, some children are making a snowman. I joined them and had a good time.
I am a gust of wind, a free wind!
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