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Top Ten Classic Philosophy Stories
Story 1
Seven people once lived together and shared a large bucket of porridge every day. The terrible thing is that there is not enough porridge every day.
At the beginning, they drew lots to decide who would share the porridge, and one person took turns every day. So there was only one day every week when they were full, and that was the day when they shared the porridge among themselves.
Later they began to select a person with high moral standards to share the porridge. Power tends to corrupt, and everyone began to try their best to please him and bribe him, which made the whole clique become a mess.
Then everyone began to form a three-person porridge committee and a four-person selection committee, attacking each other and arguing.
The porridge was completely cold in the mouth.
Finally, I came up with a method: Ai Maopu. Ai Life divides the porridge, but the person who divides the porridge has to wait until everyone else has finished picking and takes the last remaining bowl
. In order not to let themselves eat the least, everyone tries to share it equally. Even if it is not equal, they can only accept it.
The family is happy and harmonious, and the days are getting better and better.
The same seven people, different distribution systems, will have different atmospheres. Therefore, if a unit has bad work habits, it must be a mechanism problem. It must be that it is not completely fair, just and open, and there is no strict reward and punishment for diligence and laziness. How to formulate such a system is a question that every leader needs to consider.
Feelings: A saying heard in Singapore - the system determines behavior.
Top Ten Classic Philosophy Stories
A psychology professor visited a lunatic asylum to learn about the living conditions of lunatics. At the end of the day, I felt that these people were crazy
Crazy and acted unexpectedly, which was an eye-opener.
Unexpectedly, when he was about to return, he found that his tire had been removed. "Some lunatic must have done it!" The professor
thought angrily and took the spare tire to install it.
Things are serious. The person who took off the tire actually removed all the screws. There’s no way to get in without screws and even a spare tire!
The professor was at a loss. When he was extremely anxious, a madman came bounding over, singing unknown happy songs. He spotted the professor in distress, stopped and asked what was going on.
The professor was too lazy to ignore him, but told him anyway out of politeness.
The madman laughed and said: "I have a way!" He removed a screw from each tire, so he got three screws and installed the spare tire. .
The professor was surprised and grateful, and was very curious: "How did you come up with this method?"
The madman laughed and said: "I am a madman, but I am not an idiot. Ah! "
In fact, there are many people in the world who, because they have discovered the joy of work, will always show a different kind of enthusiasm from ordinary people
It is difficult for people to understand. . While many people are laughing at them as lunatics, others may still be laughing at them as idiots.
Being dull and clever in doing things is a good attitude especially in China.
Top Ten Classic Philosophy Stories
A doctor was assigned to a research institute and became the person with the highest academic qualifications.
One day he went fishing in the small pond behind his unit, and the director and deputy director happened to be on his left and right, also fishing
.
He just nodded slightly. What do these two undergraduates have to talk about?
After a while, the director put down his fishing rod, stretched, and walked from the water to the opposite side to use the toilet.
The doctor's eyes were so wide open that they almost fell down. Floating on the water? No way? This is a pond.
When the director came back from using the toilet, he also floated back from the water.
What's going on? It’s not easy for a doctoral student to ask, who am I a doctoral student?
After a while, the deputy director also stood up, walked a few steps, and floated across the water to the toilet. Now the doctor almost fainted: No way, he has arrived at a place where masters of martial arts gather?
The doctoral students were also anxious. There are walls on both sides of this pond. To get to the toilet opposite, you have to take a ten-minute detour, and it's too far back to your work unit. What should you do?
The doctoral student was unwilling to ask the two directors. After holding it in for a long time, he stood up and stepped into the water: I don’t believe that undergraduates
can’t cross the water. My Ph.D. Can't survive life.
There was a thud and the doctoral student fell into the water.
The two directors pulled him out and asked him why he wanted to go into the water. He asked: "Why can you just walk over there
?"
Two The director looked at each other and smiled: "There are two rows of wooden piles in this pond. Due to the rain and rising water in the past two days, they are just under the water surface.
We all know the location of the wooden piles, so we can step on them. . Why didn't you ask? "
Academic qualifications represent the past, and only learning ability represents the future. Only those who respect experience will avoid detours.
A good team should also be a learning team.
Top Ten Classic Philosophical Stories
Two people met a big tiger in the forest. A quickly took off a pair of lighter sneakers from his back and put them on.
B was so anxious that he cursed: "What are you doing? I can't outrun the tiger even if I change my shoes!" A said: "I just need to run faster than you
That's fine "
In the 21st century, the biggest crisis is the lack of a sense of crisis. In particular, enterprises such as telecommunications, banks, insurance, and even civil servants, which we thought were very stable and secure, will also face many variables as they are about to enter the country.
When more tigers come, have we prepared our running shoes?
Top Ten Classic Philosophy Stories
Three people were going to be imprisoned for three years. The warden gave each of them a request. Americans love smoking cigars. I want
three boxes of cigars. The French are the most romantic and want a beautiful woman to accompany them. The Jew said that he wanted a phone to communicate with the outside world. Three years later, the first person to rush out was an American, with cigars stuffed in his mouth and nostrils, shouting: "Give me fire, give me fire!" It turned out that he forgot to ask for fire. . Next came the French. I saw him holding a child in his hand
The beautiful woman was holding a child in her hand, and she was pregnant with a third one. The last person to come out was the Jew. He held the prison warden's hand tightly and said, "In the past three years, I have been in contact with the outside world every day. Not only has my business not stopped, but it has grown." 200%, to express my gratitude, I will give you a Rolls-Royce! "
This story tells us what kind of choice determines what kind of life. Today's life is determined by our choices three years ago, and our choices today will determine our lives three years from now. We must choose to be exposed to the latest information
and understand the latest trends, so as to better create our own future.
Top Ten Classic Philosophy Stories
A said to B: "I want to leave this company. I hate this company!" B suggested: "I support it with both hands. You take revenge!
The company must give it a try, but it’s not the best time for you to leave now.” A: Why? B said:
"If you leave now, the company will not suffer much loss. You should take advantage of the opportunity in the company to try your best to attract some customers for yourself
and become the company's independent If you stand in the way and suddenly leave the company with these customers, the company will suffer heavy losses.
A is very passive. "A thinks what B said is very reasonable. So he worked hard and everything came true. After more than half a year of hard work, he had many loyal customers.
When they meet again, B asks A: Now is the time, if you want to jump, act quickly! A smiled calmly and said: The boss had a long talk with me and planned to promote me to assistant general manager. I have no plans to leave for the time being.
In fact, this is exactly B’s original intention. A person's work is always just for his resume. Only when you pay more than you get, and let your boss truly see that your ability is greater than your position, will you have more opportunities to create more profits for him.
Top Ten Classic Philosophical Stories (Part 7)
There was once a man from a small country who came to China and paid tribute to three identical golden men. The golden walls were so brilliant that the emperor was very happy. . But
The people in this small country are not kind. At the same time, they asked a question: Which of the three golden men is the most valuable? The emperor thought of many ways and invited a jeweler to check, weigh and see the workmanship. They were all exactly the same. what to do? The envoy is still waiting to go back and report.
Wouldn’t a huge country not even understand this trivial matter? Finally, there is an abdicated old love Maopu. Love life. The emperor invited the envoy to the main hall. The old minister confidently took three straws and inserted them into the ears of the first golden man. The straws came out from the other ear. The second golden man's straw fell directly from his mouth, while the third golden man's straw fell into his stomach after entering.
There was no sound at all. The veteran said: The third golden man is the most valuable! The messenger was silent and the answer was correct.
This story tells us that the most valuable person is not necessarily the most eloquent person. God gave us two ears and one mouth
It was originally intended for us to listen more and speak less. Being good at listening is the most basic quality of a mature person.
Top Ten Classic Philosophy Stories
A man went to buy a parrot and saw a sign on the front of a parrot: This parrot can speak two languages ??and the price is two hundred yuan. Another parrot has a sign on the front: This parrot can speak four languages ??and sells for 400 yuan. Which one should I buy? Both have bright fur and are very flexible and cute. This man
turned around, unable to make up his mind. As a result, I suddenly found an old and toothless parrot with dull and messy fur, priced at 800 yuan. This man
hurriedly called the boss: Can this parrot speak eight languages? The shopkeeper said: No. The man was surprised: Then why is he who is old, ugly, and incompetent worth this amount? The shop owner replied: Because the other two parrots called this parrot Boss.
This story tells us that a real leader does not necessarily have how strong he or she is. As long as he knows how to trust, delegate power, and cherish, he can unite those who are stronger than himself.
Strength, thereby increasing one's worth. On the contrary, many people with very strong abilities are too perfectionistic, have to do everything by themselves, and no one is as good as themselves. In the end, they can only be the best researchers and sales representatives, and they cannot become excellent
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Before a master performer came on stage, his disciples told him that his shoelaces were loose. The master nodded his thanks and knelt down to tie it carefully. After the disciple turned around, he squatted down and untied his shoelaces. A bystander saw all this and asked puzzledly: "Master, why do you want to untie the shoelaces again?" The master replied: "Because I play a tired man." The traveler has loosened his shoes after a long journey.
This detail can be used to express his tiredness and haggardness." "Then why don't you tell your disciple directly?" "He can find out carefully?
My shoelaces were loose, and he enthusiastically told me that I must protect his enthusiastic enthusiasm and encourage him in a timely manner. As for
why should I loosen my shoelaces? Unlock it, there will be more opportunities to teach him acting in the future, you can talk about it next time. "
Top Ten Classic Philosophy Stories
Chen Atu is a farmer. Never traveled far. After saving money for half my life, I finally joined a tour group and went abroad. Everything abroad
Everything is very new. The key is that Chen Atu joined a luxury group and lived alone in a standard room. This made him novel.
In the morning, the waiter knocked on the door and said loudly when delivering breakfast: "GOOD MORNING SIR!" Chen Atu was stunned.
What does this mean?
In his hometown, strangers usually ask when they meet: "What's your surname?" So Chen Atu shouted loudly: "My name is Chen Atu!"
That's it , for three consecutive days, the same waiter knocked on the door, saying loudly every day: "GOOD MORNING SIR!" And Chen Atu also loudly replied: "My name is Chen Atu!" But he was very angry. This waiter is too stupid. He asks him what his name is every day and tells him his name but can't remember it. It's very annoying. Finally he couldn't help but ask the tour guide, GOOD MORNING SIR! "What does it mean?" The tour guide told him, Oh my God!! It's so embarrassing. Chen Atu repeatedly practiced "GOOD MORNING SIR!" "This word is used to deal with the waiter decently.
Another morning, the waiter knocked on the door as usual. As soon as the door opened, Chen Atu shouted: "GOOD MORNING SIR! "At the same time,
the waiter called: "I am Chen Atu! "
This story tells us that communication between people is often a contest between willpower and willpower. Either you influence him, or he influences you
and we must want to To succeed, you must cultivate your own influence. Only those with great influence can become the strongest.
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