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People's crosstalk
(A- tease B- hug C- mud seam)
You two write a paragraph for me this time.
A: Yes! Let the three of us have a talk.
C: No! I'll sing a passage this time.
A and B: What are you singing? It's all a cliche. Why are you singing?
C: I'm going to sing something new this time.
A: It's done! Don't sing new songs, just care about your voice, you know people can't stand it! What are you going to do to annoy everyone?
C: When I sang with you, did you make people angry? All right! I'm not singing! I'm leaving! Let you do it!
A: It doesn't matter whether you go or not. Let's talk!
C: Stop it, you must come with me!
A: I'm not leaving!
Captain: Aren't you going? All right! Take off your jacket for me. (Stripping off the coat)
A: Um ... What's the matter with you?
Hey ... two! Guys. Take your time. What's going on here? (Separate the two)
C: mandarin jacket!
What do you want with his jacket?
C: Why? This jacket is mine.
B: (Question A) Is this jacket his?
A: Yes!
B: Then give it to someone else.
What are you doing? An accomplice!
B: what is an accomplice? Wear other people's clothes, why not give them to others?
I can't give it to him.
B: Why?
A: I'm afraid he will sell it!
B: Thiol! Don't worry if he throws it away!
A: You can't say that! I will give it to him. What should I wear?
B: What's it called? I ask you if this jacket is his. It's his. Give it to him!
A: Ah! Not bad! It is his. I didn't borrow it from him.
Who did you borrow it from?
A: Borrowed it from his mother?
B: That's his stuff, too!
A: Although it's his, we didn't wear it for nothing!
C: Oh! Have you ever charged interest?
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