Let's write a story joke about a pig meeting an ostrich or an ostrich meeting a pig, and add high marks.

One day, the pig met an ostrich. The ostrich sneered and said to the pig, "What animal are you?" ! The pig said, "I am a pig"! The ostrich flapped its wings and said, "It turns out that pigs are so ugly!" ! Piggy left angrily! They met again the next day. In revenge, the pig pointed to a pile of feces on the ground and said, what is this? The ostrich said disdainfully, this is a piece of shit! The pig pointed to the ostrich and asked, "What are you?" The ostrich said, "I am a lump of urine." ...