Tell a joke and laugh till your stomach hurts.

I asked my third-grade sister what these four words were on the desk calendar, and she replied, "A moving horse."

Tsinghua Student: Which school are you from? Xxx: science and engineering. Tsinghua: Oh, I'm from Tsinghua ~ XXX: You're amazing. Tsinghua: Actually, it's not too difficult ~ You could have been admitted if you had studied hard. By the way, are you Dalian Institute of Technology or Beijing Institute of Technology? Xxx: Massachusetts

"Even if there are ten beautiful women standing in front of me, as long as you appear, they will be dim." "Shit, am I so radiant?" "No, you are too fat to stop the light."

When my wife came home from work and saw me playing games, she complained, "You do nothing at home all day and play games alone. You are too selfish! " I think what my wife said is quite reasonable, so I quickly called some friends over to play together.

Once upon a time, there was a rich man who loved to listen to jokes. Whoever makes him laugh will get gold as a reward. The more rich people listen, the harder it is to laugh. Poor scholars tell jokes because of their livelihood. On that day, through the long corridor carved with dragons and painted buildings, we came to the magnificent main hall of the mansion, where the rich and dignitaries were sitting in danger. The poor scholar plopped down on his knees and made a speech, which made all the people present laugh their heads off. He said: We poor people also have dignity.

Dial your own number, "Hello, the number you dialed is busy." Knowing that I was not alone, I went to sleep.

My friends can be roughly divided into the following categories according to their familiarity: "Go to see him after taking a shower", "Go to see him after washing his head", "Go to see him after washing his face" and "I'm too lazy to see him" ~ Do my friends all carry guns when lying down! ! ?

The teacher said, "You want to be a social elite when you grow up." "What is an elite?" The classmate asked. The teacher replied: "It is to get everyone together, screen, screen, and screen the rest." At this time, a classmate suddenly said, "So elites are all fat papers?"

Cousin is learning to cook recently, and those inferior products can hurt her brother-in-law. Today, I visited. As soon as my cousin saw me, she said, "My brother is here, and my sister will cook for you herself." My brother-in-law and I suddenly sweated. Fortunately, my brother-in-law said tactfully, "Cousin comes once in a blue moon. Let's go out to eat." "okay. Hearing my cousin agree, my brother-in-law and I both breathed a sigh of relief. Now we are sitting on the balcony dining table, waiting for my cousin to serve in the cold wind.

A sad sentence: I'm past the age when there are chickens on the table and I'm sure I can eat the drumsticks.