Humorous jokes from all walks of life

Humorous jokes about all walks of life

1. One day, a surgeon, an architect and a politician happened to be together. They each show off their careers, saying that their careers are the oldest.

Surgeon: There was an operation as early as God created man, because God cut Adam's chest and took out a rib.

Architect: No! Don't! The universe was chaotic at the beginning. God created the world first, and then human beings. Therefore, construction is the oldest industry.

At this time, the politician sneered and said, do you know how the chaos started?

A businessman fell in love with a nightclub waitress, so he hired a private detective to find out her whereabouts. The detective handed him an investigation report: this young lady has a great reputation. Her past is flawless. She has many friends who have status in society, except for one thing, she has recently been in close contact with a businessman with a personality problem.

3. On one occasion, a group of eight county party committee leaders went to the countryside to inspect turtle breeding. Town leaders arranged a banquet, ordered old turtle eggs and asked the waiter to give each leader a separate one. The lady was embarrassed because she was missing one, so she reported it to the mayor. Eight leaders, seven assholes, what do you want me to do?

The manager of a computer distribution company came to the talent exchange center, and the staff asked him what kind of talents he wanted to recruit. The manager said: I hope I can work as hard as CPU, and it is best to overclock; Clever as a mouse; Hair-trigger like a keyboard; Treat customers like a monitor; Treat the work as meticulously as a printer; Treat the company boss as seriously as the main board. What about his salary? It is better to work tirelessly and for free like a computer. ?

5. friends:? Advertising is really expensive! ?

Boss:? Yes! One page is very expensive. ?

Friend:? Daughter-in-law always spends a lot of money after reading it. ?

6. In philosophy class, the teacher is talking about the relationship between practice and learning. For example, she said: for example, after studying in medical school for five years, if a person still can't cure people, what's the point of studying for five years? At this time, a student got up and answered:? Maybe he's a vet. ?

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