Tell me the funniest joke?

Daming just got married. One night, my wife was busy cooking dinner in the kitchen. Daming wants to help his wife do some housework for consideration. So he said to his dear wife, honey, what can I do for you? The wife said, You are all thumbs. Peel the onions if you find something simple. Daming thinks it's very simple. But soon after peeling, Daming was choked to tears. I thought it was not that simple, and I was too embarrassed to ask my wife, so I had to call my mother for help.

Mom said: this is very tolerant and can be peeled in water. Daming then completed his wife's task according to his mother's method, and he was very happy. The next day, Daming called his mother and said, Mom, your method is really good, but it's very good, but the only fly in the ointment is that you have to breathe often and are very tired.

good morning

An old lady from China visited Thailand. The first morning, the waiter knocked at the door and said to the old lady, "Good!

In the morning, the old lady replied, "My name is Chen. So the waiter knocked at the door again the next day and said, "OK.

Good morning. The old lady still didn't understand and replied, "My name is Chen. Later, the old lady always felt strange and asked the manager! So the manager explained to her, "OK.

Morning means good morning! You just have to answer others' good questions.

Just in the morning! So the waiter came again on the third day. This time, the old lady said, "Good.

When I got up in the morning, I didn't expect the waiter to say to the old lady, "My name is Chen! ! ! ! ! ! !