What kind of experience is it that the jokes you have seen actually happen to yourself?

As far as I know, the joke that most people have seen really happened to themselves: one day at noon, I took the subway and was at the Beijing subway station. At ordinary times, a middle-aged woman stopped me from getting dressed and said that my bag and mobile phone had been stolen, hoping to give me some money to go home. My heart melted. I took out ten dollars from my wallet and said, "Buy something to eat. Is a phone call enough? " I want to leave when I see the other person taking money. But that woman may be very kind to me, saying that this is not enough. I wish I could give more. Not only did I not thank you, but I was also a little rude. I was disgusted at once.

? Take out your wallet and ask, "100 is enough?" "yes." The other party replied. "Then you give me 10 dollars, and I'll buy the ticket. This is for you 100 dollars." The other party hesitated and handed me ten dollars. I took the money, calmly put two dollars back in my wallet and turned to leave. ? In 2007, a pair of international students cut in line to buy milk tea in a shop next to a pavilion in Manchester Chinatown. It takes time to make milk tea. The boy pushed me aside and called the service brother "six egg tarts, hurry up". The two brothers are very busy. A girl looked in front of me. The other one is making milk tea for me. When he heard the cry of "wait a minute". The first time a boy goes abroad is probably because his girlfriend is with him.

He said to him, "can't you hurry up?" Do you think you are a pig that only eats food? " Two brothers looked up at the two men. The younger brother who finished his narrative was very calm and said a few words to his colleagues. He turned backstage and soon came out with one hand behind his back. Milk tea will be fine at this time. Another little brother called me aside and walked out of the counter with his hands behind his back. He was very calm and walked up to the upright boy.

The oath is a knife, cut on his head. It is less than three meters away from me. The girl screamed, and I was too scared to move. The boy was stunned and his head was uncovered. My brother calmly pulled out his knife and cut it again. Hey, your old mother and that girl screamed that you must run. Only then did the boy react and ran out to dress the wound. The younger brother with a knife ran out gracefully. Manchester Chinatown is a square layout. I really saw several figures running out of several places, chasing the boy with knives in their hands. What is even more speechless is that the little brother of milk tea is afraid that my legs are weak on milk tea. He gave me three egg tarts to surprise me ...?

So, the above is the real experience that happened to me.