Funny silly sentences

Funny sandbox sentences

Funny sandbox sentences, sandiao is an Internet buzzword, which now refers to interesting people and funny people. There are many things about sand sculptures, such as sand sculpture stories and sand sculpture sentences. Below are the funny sand sculpture sentences I compiled. Welcome to read! Funny sentences 1

1. Like other princesses, knights come to see me every day with different food. The only difference is that my knights charge delivery fees.

2. My hairline is all turning backwards.

3. You must walk with her and I will take the car.

4. Hello everyone, I am Yuelao. If you want to have a partner, please transfer 50 to me and note the name of the person you like. I'll let you know what it means, even gods can't help you.

5. Although I am a person with low self-esteem, if you say anything bad about me, I will tell you to get out immediately.

6. Being too polite is not a good thing. I just got stepped on, so I habitually said thank you!

7. Some people say that my circle of friends is not nutritious. Why? Are you making bone soup in your circle of friends?

8. We will always be annoyed by some people in our lives. Now there is a good way to get rid of the irritation: 4.5g tangerine peel, 3g pinellia, 0.9g licorice, 3g poria, three bowls Boil the water into a bowl over high heat and pour it on the opponent while it's hot.

9. I am so beautiful. First of all, I have to thank my parents. If they hadn’t given me a pair of skillful hands, would I have been able to make myself so beautiful?

10. If you don’t smile, you will have bad luck.

11. I was so happy to go to the hospital for a physical examination today. I only spent 200 yuan and found out six diseases.

12. I feel great at night, but I feel like I can’t get up in the morning.

13. Don’t mess with me when there is a moon, I might transform

14. If you treat me badly, don’t blame Xiao Ming next door, Xiao Hei downstairs, colleague Xiao Li, My neighbor Xiao Wang and my friend Xiao Zhang are nice to me!

15. Touch the pig’s head and you won’t have to worry about anything.

16. Can you add a few more conditions to your relationship? She always said she was a woman, but it almost made me doubt that I was not a woman.

17. I just sent the sunset photo I took to a boy, and when he posted it on WeChat Moments and said it was taken by his girlfriend, I got so angry that I immediately blocked him, even though it was clearly taken by me!

18. I am so good-looking mainly thanks to my parents. If they had not given me this mouth, I would not say it every day.

19. When someone makes you angry, take a deep breath and count down from 10 to 7 before hitting him. He will definitely not expect it.

20. I was soaking my feet just now, and I started crying while I was soaking. Some people even soaked my feet, but I didn’t!

21. What about the invincible God of War? It’s not like you can’t match a novice like me, you can’t beat me. ”

22. Delete each other if the number of steps is less than a hundred. If you can go out and still stay at home, you will definitely not want to come out to see me. Delete each other if you have tens of thousands of steps. You will have so much fun when you go out and have fun. If you fall in love with me, you definitely don’t care about me.

23. I thought I was living in my brother’s heart, but I didn’t expect that I was living in a community. 24. But I promise here: in order to support him, I will never buy a Land Rover, a Ferrari, a Lamborghini or a Porsche during my endorsement period!

25. I am the rarest butterfly in the world, the Voss Mud Butterfly

26. Yes. If you don’t know anything about cars, please recommend me a hat that costs less than 2 million yuan. I’m so popular riding bicycles recently.

27. My talent: copy and paste to send.

28. Others are treasure girls, but I am different. I am a bloated girl with a full belly.

29. Don’t post too much photos in your circle of friends, after all. Everyone has met before.

30. I was stopped at the security check and told that I had a controlled knife. I was confused and asked where the knife was. The security check said: Your beauty will turn into a thorn. To someone else's knife.

31. Be a sensible girl and go find other boys to play with when your boyfriend is busy.

32. Didn’t you just get up yesterday? Why do you have to get up again today?

33. The circle of friends is for reference only, and the actual product shall prevail.

34. There are 6 visitors blocked in the space today. I guess one of them is you, but it costs 10 yuan to open a yellow diamond. I can’t afford to bet on this love.

35. I will always spend all the gold.

36. I don’t want to see you, I just want my cake.

37. If you treat me badly, don’t blame Xiao Huang next door, Xiao Wang downstairs, neighbor Xiao Yang, or friend Xiao Zhang for being nice to me.

38. Let me ask you a question: Will electric eels be electrocuted to death by electric eels, or will electric eels be electrocuted by electric eels? What about electrocuting eels?

39. After checking the balance of Alipay, my anxious heart finally stopped beating.

40. There are always many unexpected things in life. For example, you thought I was going to give you an example.

41. After checking the Alipay balance, my hanging heart finally stopped beating.

42. One person does the work and one person does the work, and Tinkerbell does Tinkerbell.

43. You said you had a cough, so I immediately contacted Wreath Funeral Home for you. How about it? Do you like me, a girl who has everything in order?

44. When I do things, I either don’t do them or do my best. So I choose not to do it because I can’t do it well!

45. If you fall down, stand up, change a good-looking posture and then fall down again.

46. Recently, I feel very uncomfortable and even feel low about my self-esteem because of my appearance, because others always say: "No one who is good-looking is good." Funny sarcastic sentences 2

1 , if you tell me what's wrong with me, I will delete you.

2. I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

3. If I had known that I would be so successful when I grew up, I would not have read so many books when I was a child.

4. Just study and take exams. This is too much. How come there is no trust between people at all!

5. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I stay away from you, the broom star?

6. Other little girls don’t understand anything. You say they are innocent and cute. I don’t understand anything. You say I come from the countryside.

7. There is nothing that Marxism cannot solve. If there is... then it is not combined with socialism with Chinese characteristics.

8. I wanted to study hard, but my belly is getting bigger and bigger. I’m sorry, kid, I don’t know if your dad likes hot pot or milk tea.

9. Calling netizens too distant, calling confidants too much, calling friends too cold, calling babies too warm. Good evening, son!

10. I heard that girls are very cute when they use redundant words. I feel like I have completely mastered it!

11. If I meet you, I will spend all my luck. Please stay away from me. I will keep my luck and make money. Thank you.

12. When I was at the peak of my appearance, one photo had more than 500 comments, and more than 300 people wanted to date me. But happiness is always short-lived, and I was soon found out that I had stolen the picture.

13. Justice can be late, so why can’t I be late for work?

14. In order to prevent me from spending money randomly again this month, I spent all the money in advance.

15. It’s been 20 years, this sweet love, even if God is drawing lots, it’s my turn!

16. Children, do you have a lot of question marks? Why, it’s half way through 2020 and no one wants you yet.

17. Don’t ask me again why I don’t fall in love. Why don’t you go to Tsinghua University? Is it because you don’t want to?

18. Can you lend me 100 yuan? It's not that I don't have one, I mainly want to use yours.

19. I have been hearing mysterious jingle sounds recently. I went to the science program team to investigate and found out that it was my poor jingle sound.

20. I opened my wallet and found that there was no money. I was not sad because I still had a wallet, and there was nothing in the wallet.

21. I washed my hair and lost a lot of hair, but I was not sad because I still had a head, but there was nothing on my head.

22. I just went to see a doctor. The doctor said that my stomach was not in good condition. Unexpectedly, my stomach actually spoke: "First, my name is not Wei, my name is Chu Yuxun.

23. Ignoring the objections of my family, I came to the circle of friends alone. So far, I have not received a single comment, and I can’t survive anymore.

24. Life tips: mid-year. There are a lot of cases. When withdrawing money from an ATM, everyone must be careful not to let strangers see the balance, otherwise they will laugh out loud.

25. Are you in love? It’s so easy, everyone has their own mobile phone.

26. If you think I’m clingy, then go fall in love with a non-stick pan.

27. Mine. Although the money is not blown by the strong wind, it is like being blown away by the strong wind.

28. Good night, go to bed. There is still half a bucket of instant noodles that I dreamed about last night!

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30. In fact, I am very light, so that’s why the weight displayed is high. Because I'm worried.

31. I'm a little unhappy today. Although it's not your fault, can you apologize to me?

32. I'll be happy with the vest line. It will change from gummy bears to hard candy bears, so I don’t know how to practice.

33. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. When I grew up, I realized that I could save the whole world. Not me.

34. Many people misunderstand me and say that I play games all day long without reading messages. I want to explain that I always read messages without replying.

< p> 35. In July, I must save money, go to bed early and get up early, run every day, change my bad temper, and lose weight. If I can't do it, I will do it again in August.

36. Take a southerner and read it to me: "The cows in Rio de Janeiro took durian milk and ran to Venezuela with their feet folded, and took bee flower hair conditioner and gave it to the red carp, the green carp and the donkey."

37. Selling it at a high price is not a good idea.

38. If you don’t hold the milk tea cup in summer, you will be lonely and have no one to chase you.

39. A wise man cannot fall in love. I am a confused person.

40. Life circle, entertainment circle, circle of friends, the magic of love goes round and round.

41. What kind of fish are you, and why is it so difficult to catch? .