Need a cold joke

One day, a man walked into a bar, followed by a pig.

The pig lost all four legs and replaced them with four wooden sticks as artificial limbs.

The bartender in the shop asked the man, your pig is really strange. Why does it have no feet?

The man replied: I am a very powerful pig. I thought our family was still poor and lived in a thatched cottage.

As a result, the pig sniffed and found oil in the backyard, which made me rich and built a house and swimming pool.

The bartender was too surprised to speak. After a while, he asked again, by the way, what happened to his foot?

The man said: You know, I am a very powerful pig.

One day, my five-year-old child drowned alone in the swimming pool.

As a result, it jumped into the swimming pool, took my son out and gave him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!

The bartender was even more surprised and asked, then why his feet? . .

The man is getting a little impatient: I told you, this is a very powerful pig.

One night, my house caught fire in the middle of the night. It woke up all the family members and put out the fire alone!

Bartender: Sir! I'm asking you why your pig has no feet. . . .

The man a face of unpleasant answer:

If you have such a powerful pig ...

Will you eat it all at once?