Very funny joke composition case

1. You can steal my sentence or my expression, but if you steal my heart, I will call my husband.

2. Men and dogs: Men are twenty like pugs, sweet words in their mouths, and thirty like watchdog, and they are the best at cooking and washing clothes.

Tell me about you. What are the advantages of having a girlfriend? When a man marries a man, he will have two suites and two cars.

Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend sitting in the back seat of a battery car, holding her current boyfriend's waist, shivering with cold. I raised my mouth, smiled smugly and got on the warm bus.

Sometimes two people who chat happily online don't talk so much as soon as they meet, probably because they can't send expression packs face to face.

My goal in life is to own my own house in Beijing at the age of thirty. Now I have finished half my goal: I am thirty years old.

There are two reasons why inviting girls out to play failed. One is that she is too lazy to wash her hair, and the other is that your invitation is not worth washing her hair.

8. Boy, you are lucky to know me. You caught up. It seems that your ancestors accumulated many virtues.

9. Do you think everyone went to sleep quietly after saying good night? Who believes who is a big fool. I'm relieved at ordinary times, and I can finally go back to Weibo to play games.

10. After working outside for three years, I came home with nothing. I thought mom would be furious. Unexpectedly, my mother didn't scold me, but comforted me: "Son, you don't have nothing, at least you have the face to come back."

1 1. The furthest distance in the world is that we go out together, you buy apples and I buy a bag of apples.

12. Every time I take the bus, I am very scared, because before I get off the bus, the radio always says,' Please pay attention to spies between platforms'.

13. When you grow up, you master a special skill and don't learn other skills. You can sleep without sleeping pills during the day and get excited without stimulants at night.

14. People are unlucky. If they drink cold water, their teeth are blocked, and the water is even worse. If they are drunk, they will be trapped in their teeth.

15. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.

16. If you are alive, you always have to take some responsibility or find some sustenance. So some people are adoptive parents, wives and children, some people keep cats, dogs, birds and fish, and some people keep flowers and plants. I'm more advanced. I closed my eyes and began to recuperate.

17. I wish I were a man. I can chase girls and help my brothers fight. I never finish a thousand cups. I wander alone at night. My mother won't bother me. I can go out every day without cleaning up. My short hair can be dried twice without a hair dryer. I can have sex with men when there is no holiday.

18. No matter how bad the relationship between a man and his wife is, the relationship with his mother-in-law is also good; No matter how good the relationship between a woman and her husband is, the relationship with her mother-in-law is also poor.

19. Be sure to remember those who chat with you late into the night. It is because of them that you stay up late, resulting in heavy dark circles and poor skin.

20. When I was a child, I raised 100 yuan to buy a car. The boss said my money was fake. Nonsense, of course it's fake, and your car is not real.

2 1. There is no love and hate for no reason in the world, but TM is fat for no reason.