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An interesting English joke requires a short English joke and a joke with five questions. Ask your classmates five questions about this joke.

A food examiner teacher found a student cheating. He shouted angrily and pointed at him as a student: You ... you ... you ... you ... how dare you cheat? Stand up!

Yu Bi, five students stood up!

Foreman: If you want to be a lumberjack here, you have to go to the forest in front of you and try to saw some trees.

In a minute.

Foreman: cutting 20 a minute is amazing! Where did you work?

Worker: Sahara forest

Foreman: No, everyone knows that the Sahara is a desert.

Worker: Well, it was later named Sahara Desert!

Drive her husband out.

My wife listened to the radio at home, and when she heard a report, she quickly picked up the phone.

His wife: honey, I'm listening to the radio, saying that there is a car driving in the wrong direction on the expressway. You must be careful.

Husband: Which one? I saw hundreds of cars going backwards.

To prevent patients from escaping from the outer wall 100.

Two psychopaths still want to escape from the hospital. Try to climb over the wall and jump in the dark.

Turning wall 30

The effect of "tired? ."

"Not tired."

So the two continued to turn out.

Turning to the wall 60

"Are you tired?"

"Not tired."

So two continue to appear,

Turning wall 99

"Are you tired?"

"tired"

"Well, let's go back."

A prisoner was executed by firing squad because the bullet was fake and

The first shot didn't fire,

The second shot was not finished,

Then the third shot, the fourth shot ...

The prisoner cried and said, "Brother, strangle me, it's too fucking scary."