Excerpts from student jokes

It is a habit of continuous improvement to extract good words and sentences at school. It is also worth learning to extract good words and sentences recorded in this book. The richness of this book is also the richness of ideas. Classmates' jokes were readily extracted, enriching your excerpts.

Three people go to see God. Meeting God, the Korean asked: When can we win the World Cup in Korea? God said that 50 years later, Koreans cried. Then the Japanese asked: When can we win the World Cup in Japan? God said: 100 years later, the Japanese cried and said that they would never see each other again. Finally, we in China asked: When will China win the World Cup? God cried and said, I can't see.

2. Hot pot restaurant A couple quarreled before they finished ordering. The man said, I came all the way with my injured hand, and you have an oral ulcer during your period. What does it mean to order another spicy pot bottom?

3. After Holland 1 0 Japan, Japan cried and asked where South Korea was. After Argentina defeated South Korea 4-/kloc-0-,South Korea cried and asked where North Korea was. After Portugal defeated North Korea 7-0, North Korea cried and asked where China was. After watching three games in the luxurious conference room of the State Sports General Administration, the China team smiled at each other: Fortunately, they didn't go!

Last night, my husband hugged me and fell asleep. The goods said something in my ear that shocked me: "This life is really short." I'm surprised, no, it's ... it's ... I'm still wondering why he suddenly said this, and I'm still wondering how to comfort him. Then the cargo said, "I can't cover my feet. It's so cold."

My parents' friend's child started dating as soon as he entered junior high school. Let me enlighten this child as my brother. I asked him what he liked about that girl, and he said it again, from acquaintance to love, mixed with little moves of chasing girls. I asked him what he thought of the criticism among his classmates, and he said it didn't matter, it was his own business anyway. In this way, we talked for three hours, and finally he asked me what I thought. I said that some details are not clear, but the overall feeling is very rewarding.

The doctor asked the nurse, "Why did the emergency room send so many rescues in the middle of the night?" The nurse replied, "I heard that they are all fans. They all jumped off the roof while shouting that they lost." The doctor asked again, "Did you give them blood transfusion?" The nurse replied, "I lost." As soon as the voice fell, the patients jumped out of bed and walked to the window.

7. I dreamed of Yue Lao in the afternoon nap and asked him, "Why don't you give me a boyfriend?" Old Yue looked down at my big thick legs: "The red rope is too short to tie."

8. What should I do when I am relatively speechless with girls? In fact, just one sentence can break the deadlock: "You lost weight, how did you do it?" The atmosphere suddenly became lively, and the topics came one after another.

Excerpts from student jokes: 2 1. My blessing goes through mountains and rivers, streams, roads, alleys, and old ladies selling candied haws. Happy New Year!

2. The night is already deep. I woke up from my sleep because I thought of you. Why do you always leave me quietly in the middle of the night? I really need you. Where did you drop the pillow?

3. This message is made of metal. I wish you success in nailing the iron plate, innovation in aluminum, prosperity in healthy zinc and zinc, golden and delicious life and a happy mood forever! Note: no radiation, it can be forwarded safely!

4. Laugh happily every day. When the happy time is over, the mood will follow, and good luck will come. Happiness will naturally knock on the door, so the mentality is the most important. In the new year, I will send text messages to make you laugh happily!

5, my hero aimed at the battlefield, a pair of binoculars, lock the enemy's movements. Although this wish failed, you still looked forward to it with a telescope … until one day the girl across the door cursed: What are you looking at? Smelly rascal!

6. I learned the first three styles of the Dragon's Eighteen Palms from Guo Jing: One move, the dragon has regrets and drives away all the poverty, bad luck and bad luck around you; Second, the flying dragon is in the sky, attracting auspicious clouds to shine on you; Three strokes to see the dragon in the field, harvest the golden bag and give it to you! Good luck!

7, the Spring Festival table is delicious, eat less and drink less, fried food causes dryness and heat, high cholesterol, sore throat, eating too much sugar, causing obesity and obesity, eating more vegetables to relieve greasy, metabolism for the New Year!

8. Tell you a good way to treat cervical spondylosis! That's the coherent movement of the bow and head. Come and have a try! Head down, head up, head down, head up ... Well, thank you for your New Year wishes, and I'll give you lucky money later.

9. I wish you a "super guerrilla" in the new year: when you encounter difficulties, you can survive. The longer you grow, the more you look like a white-faced scholar. Your speech can be full of fun. Worry makes it barren. Happiness makes it this life. Wish you a happy life!

10, distance is not a problem, height doesn't matter, beauty and ugliness never care. No matter where you hide, I will depend on you to pester you. My name is happiness, and my nickname is peace. Happy new year!