English jokes with translation

Much worse.

Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when someone robbed your watch?

Man: If I open my mouth, they will find my four gold teeth. That's even worse.

Chinese:

Policeman: Someone robbed your watch. Why didn't you call for help?

Man: If I open my mouth, they will find my four gold teeth. That would be even worse.

2 Lincoln's birthday event

Teacher: 1809 What's the big deal?

Little Willie: abraham lincoln was born.

Teacher: Correct. And 18 12. What happened?

Little Willie: abraham lincoln is celebrating his third birthday.

Teacher: 1809 What's the matter?

Little Willie: abraham lincoln was born.

Teacher: Correct. So what important event happened in 18 12?

Little Willie: abraham lincoln celebrated his third birthday.

Three talking clocks

A talking clock

When a college student proudly showed off his new apartment to his friends, he led them into the study. "What are those big gongs and hammers for?" One of his friends asked. "That's a talking clock," the man replied. "What's the effect?"

"Watch," the man said, and then struck the gong deafening with a hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Stop knocking, you idiot! It's two in the morning! "

A student showed his friend around his new apartment and was very proud. "What's that big gong and hammer for?" One of his friends asked him. "That thing is amazing. This is a talking clock, "the student replied. "How does this clock work?" His friend asked. "Look, don't blink." The student stepped forward, picked up a gong and a hammer, and knocked deafening. Suddenly, they heard someone screaming on the other side next door, "Stop knocking, you idiot! It's two in the morning! "

4 mean man's party

A miser's party

The notorious cheapskate finally decided to invite a guest. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Go up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door opens, push it with your foot. "

"Why use my elbows and feet?"

"Oh, dear," he replied, "you won't come empty-handed, will you?"

A notorious cheapskate finally decided to invite a guest. Explaining to a friend how to find his home, he said, "You go up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door opens, push it open with your feet. "

"Why should I use my elbows and feet?"

"My God!" The miser replied, "You won't come empty-handed, will you?"