About cute sentences

1. If you were a flower, no cow would dare to poop in the future.

2. Friendship is like a vase, it will break when someone messes with it.

3. I once tried to close the refrigerator door slowly to see when the light inside went out.

4. Being alone is actually very good, but there is no one to hug you when you are lonely, and there is no one to rely on when you are lonely.

5. Sleep in class, be infatuated with handsome guys after class, gossip with girls in the dormitory, and let the day pass quickly.

6. A simple person like me cannot solve such a thoughtful math problem.

7. The girl you like belongs to someone else, and the girl you don’t like also belongs to someone else.

8. He is deaf to what is happening outside the window and only concentrates on reading e-books.

9. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hairstyle and body shape have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a problem with their face.

10. I have been single for a long time, and I can even unscrew a fire hydrant, let alone a bottle cap.

11. Thank you to everyone who has accompanied me until now, especially those who plan to continue to accompany me.

12. The Chinese Valentine's Day, I just calculated, if nothing unexpected happens, it has nothing to do with me at all.

13. The whole world can be yours, but you can only be mine.

14. I don’t have any lofty ideals or ambitions, I just want to be happy every day.

15. What can be picked up but cannot be put down is the chopsticks, and what is stuck in and cannot be come out is the quilt.

16. I am willing to accompany you on a long, long road, and that road is called the rest of your life.

17. The world is too big but I still met you; the world is small but I still lost you.

18. Others want to have a romantic date together on Valentine’s Day, but I want to visit your ancestors together during Qingming Festival.

19. Today’s advertisements are really deceptive. My mother can become my sister if she drinks some Yili.

20. I am a very principled person. My principle is, wherever the delicious food is, I will be there!

21. After learning martial arts for so long, I finally got the opportunity to be embarrassed.

22. You have the nerve to lie, how dare I not believe it?

23. I know that I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you should reflect on yourself and why others can.

24. Why are you pretending to be city dwellers? Now the whole world is called a village.

25. I am so beautiful. First of all, I have to thank my parents. If they hadn’t given me a pair of skillful hands, would I have been able to make myself so beautiful?

26. I never hold grudges. If I have any grudges, I will avenge them on the spot.

27. Yue Lao! Could you please stop using the fake red string to marry me? It breaks every now and then!

28. You are only twenty years old. It is normal not to meet someone you like. As time goes by, you will find that you probably will never meet someone again.

29. My severe fear of heights has prevented me from looking down to pick up money.

30. Stop asking me what the standard of handsomeness is, okay? You’ll know just by looking at me!

31. The world has always been cruel. If you don’t want to be an actor, you can only be a doll.

32. If you annoy me, if you annoy me again, you will marry me.

33. You always stop and go on the road of love. Are you in a bad situation?

34. It’s not that reading is useless, but that your reading is useless. The main reason is that you are useless.

35. The alarm clock only wakes up my body, but not my sleeping heart!

36. I wish you all have a love that everyone admires, and I wish I had money.

37. If you are not good, you want to be disciplined by someone you like.

38. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks like a lot. Just use it and it won’t be enough!

39. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

40. Don’t envy us for not having homework during the holidays. Do you know how tiring it is to play for a day?

41. Not all sadness can be explained in words. But all sorrows can be comforted by words.

42. The existence of tears is to prove that sadness is not an illusion.

43. Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, I became blind.

44. I used to be a top student, but I was just curious about the world of underachievers. I went in to take a look, and ended up getting lost.

45. Actually, I look handsome from an angle, but you didn’t find it.

46. Since the summer vacation, I gave up breakfast.

47. Some people are like this. They are maggots and feel that the whole world is a cesspit.

48. Others say I am fat, but in fact I am just not obviously thin.

49. My boyfriend is tall and handsome. He has a nice voice. He is a head taller than me. He is very good to me. The only bad thing about him is that he likes to play hide-and-seek. He still Didn't show up.

50. Once upon a time, there was a hide-and-seek company, and their boss has not found it yet.

51. When I was a child, I often wet the quilt, and when I grew up, I often cried and wet the pillow.

52. Time will change the way you and I are, but it cannot change the way I love you.

53. I hope you can have some self-awareness and realize that you are super invincible and cute.

54. When I am very sleepy, I have only one thought, that is, I hope the teacher will not wake me up.

55. For me, there are only three important things left. If you arrange them from light to heavy, I think it should be like this: I love you, love you, you.

56. A woman’s prince may be another woman’s frog.

57. People are divided into groups, which is why my lists are so beautiful.

58. The tortoise can beat the hare, but in fact they just go their own ways.

59. Try to understand those people you hate, you will find that the more you look at them, the more you hate them!

60. It’s getting cold. Do you all have boyfriends? Give me one.

61. If having money is a mistake, I would rather make the same mistake again.

62. It’s cold. If you have someone to hug, let’s put some clothes on if you don’t.

63. Wear perfume when you have money, and apply toilet water when you have no money.

64. There is only one worry when you are not full, but there are countless worries when you are full.

65. The typhoon is coming. Please close the doors and windows. If I am blown to your house, I will not leave.

66. You scold me now because you don’t understand me yet. When you understand me in the future, you will definitely hit me.

67. What should you do if you encounter a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.

68. I am a principled person. My principle only has three words. It depends on my mood.

69. I don’t like you, like the neighbor who ate Sichuan peppercorns and numbed the next door.

70. The weather is so cold that it’s like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

71. Today’s classmates are so rude and don’t even talk to me in class.

72. Girls should never go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. There are barbecue and late-night snacks and desserts all over the street. No one can stop you and you can't help but gain a few pounds.

73. Young people should not lose confidence just because of one subject of mathematics. This is not the only subject that you cannot master.

74. I have always had the courage to admit my mistakes and never correct them.

75. Don’t challenge your sister’s temper. She has more friends on her blacklist than you.

76. If it is mine, it cannot be beaten away by wind and rain; if it is not mine, it cannot be kept even if it is stubbornly fought.

77. If I look lethargic, I might be tired, I might be sick, but most likely I am hungry.

78. If you lie every day, go to bed early tonight, or I won’t love you tomorrow.

79. The so-called true love is when two people are obviously so ugly, but they still worry about the other person being taken away.

80. If being handsome is a mistake, then I am already so wrong that I don’t want to do it anymore.

81. I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut, and changed my ugly style.

82. I am a good-tempered person. If one day someone steps on my bottom line. What will happen? Then I will lower the bottom line further.

83. I really envy you for knowing me at such a young age.

84. I finally know why my feet are always cold. Because my legs are long and have insufficient blood supply, they are commonly known as cold.

85. First learn not to be angry, and then learn to make others angry. Cute sentences

1. This morning I saw a girl wearing a low-cut dress while walking and playing with her mobile phone. I said, "There is a deep ditch in front of the girl." The girl covered her chest and said, "Rogue." Then, it fell into the ditch...

2. Where can you hide your private money without being discovered by your wife? God’s reply: Donate it directly to the Red Cross, let alone your wife, the whole world Not found. . .

3. Yesterday I rewatched "The Eight Parts of the Dragon". If you want to ask who is the most powerful among them, you would say Qiao Feng, Xu Zhu, or the sweeping monk. I think it is Duan Zhengchun, who played with 5 women. Five women still love him with all their hearts, he is an absolute idol!

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5. If handsome people can be eaten, then I can feed the whole world.

6. Falling in love without the purpose of getting married is all about supporting someone else’s wife.

7. "Why do you keep looking at me!" "Because I think you are so beautiful." "Oh, I hate it. What a painting!" "Rampage Comics"

< p> 8. God saw that you were thirsty, so he created water; God saw that you were hungry, so he created rice; God saw that you didn’t have any lovely friends, so he created me; at the same time, God discovered that there are no fools in this world, by the way. Create you.

9. "Do you like my angelic face or devilish figure?" "I just like your sense of humor."

10. If you miss me, Just give me a call and send me a message. Don't hold it in, I'm actually thinking of you too.

11. I struggle with three things every day: I can’t sleep at night, I can’t get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late yesterday.

12. I have a 3-year-old daughter. The child has gone to bed at 9pm, my wife is sitting on the bed with a facial mask on, and I am playing games. The daughter woke up, and the wife wanted to lower her head to coax her. The daughter suddenly yelled and slapped the daughter-in-law on the face, and she burst into tears: Dad, there is a ghost...

13. This is how a friend described the reason for his resignation. : My job, the price is cheap and the quantity is plentiful.

14. A few years ago, being single was considered a noble. How come you have become an otaku in recent years?

15. That night I held you in my arms and told you to put on that thing in your ear. You said it felt good not to wear it. Now is the safe period, it’s okay... But what should I do if the traffic police catch me without a helmet?

16. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself: "If you eat too much, you will die." But it turns out that I am really not afraid of death.

17. Looking at your streamlined body, I am burning with desire. I push open your unopened cover, insert the stick I prepared, and absorb your crystal liquid. It feels so good! Sprite.

18. I want to be a gangster with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

19. In the past, what we understood as robbery was "I drove this road and planted this tree. I want to pass by and leave money to buy the road!" Now times have changed: there is a toll for the 500 meters ahead. Stop, please slow down!

20. When someone says "you are such a good mother" to you, how do you respond tactfully? "Hello, son."

21. There are only two ways out for fat people, either to get in better shape, or to get in better shape.

22. "You are much stronger than before" "That's because I have studied mathematics"

23. There is no grass anywhere in the world, the next girl will better.

24. Just after watching Titanic 3D, when the show was ending, a 2B young man shouted: Let women and children go first!

Twenty-five, I have been dating my girlfriend for four months, and her dad is not very happy with me. I found out that my girlfriend was pregnant the day before yesterday, so I thought I would take this opportunity to get his dad to agree with us. Terrified, she approached her father-in-law and said, "Uncle, look, your daughter is pregnant too. How about we get married?" The father-in-law-to-be gave me a ghostly look and said: Hey, retribution, even what he said 4. is exactly the same as what I said back then!

26. I will not do things that I regret, I will only do things that make you regret.

27. "What will happen if I hold the positive pole in my left hand and the negative pole in my right hand?" "Your head will light up." Cute little sentences

1. How I wish that every time I drink, there is someone holding my hand next to me, looking at me affectionately, and gently saying that drinking less will hurt your body! But in reality, there are always some turtles shouting next to them: What have you done, raising fish? After drinking~~~

2. An elephant was chasing an ant desperately. The ant saw a mound in front of it, got into it, and then stretched out a foot. Why? It wanted to trip the elephant.

3. A popular passage on the Internet recently: If I disappear, who will look for me all over the world, paralysis! I really want to say something: Who else will be black and white?

4. How I hope that one day we can become strangers again, and then we can get to know you again, and then, you see how I can kill you!

5. A girl like you cannot marry. Even if she does, she will put the blame on others.

6. Life is like a shuttle full of AK47 bullets. You never know whether the next shot will hit your head.

7. Today, lz accidentally bumped into a red M6 while driving. The owner of the car was a little girl. She jumped out with her mobile phone. I quickly stepped forward to apologize and kept saying, she She rolled her eyes at me, then handed me her phone and asked me to take a cute photo of her. She also had to write that she had a small car accident today and she felt cute. After that, she drove away... leaving the original poster in a mess. For several minutes!

8. I accidentally saw condoms in my 17-year-old son’s wallet today. I said, “Come here, you bastard! Why do you still have condoms in your wallet?” My son said calmly. : "Oh, I won't bring it with me anymore." I was stunned for a moment and then "How dare you!"

9. I found a new job. I was very happy and posted it on my circle of friends: I found a new job today. Come on! ! Then early the next morning, a friend replied to me and said: Be careful when working at the gas station!

10. You are so sunny. "Speak humanly." " "You are so dark. "Come here and I won't hit you." ”

11. I recently read a book that teaches people to forget, and I benefited a lot. I forgot the title and the content.

12. Dreaming about the death of the object of your dream I cried a lot. When I woke up and found that I had no one, I cried even more.

13. On the road of life, when you work hard to climb up, there will always be a few days of hard work. Pull you down.

14. I really love you and don’t want to leave you. It hurts that you’ve made me feel so deep. If you really don’t want to make me sad, please hurry up. .....The stock market.

15. Someone just said to me, "You will become the richest man in the world." It feels like my life has been spoiled.

< p> 16. The quarrels in childhood were so simple: "You are a pig" "You are the pig" "Rebound" "Rebound is ineffective"

17. Do you know that I miss you every day and every night? I miss you all night. I think about you when I eat, when I sleep, and when I work. I really want to say to you... pay me back quickly.

18. Please stop referring to people with the surname Wang! My surname is Wang, and all the buddies around me are now guarding me like a thief! Now sleeping with my younger siblings and sisters-in-law feels like having an affair!

19. These days, if your salary is quadrupled, you can beat the United States; if you triple it, you can beat Japan; if you triple it, you can beat Taiwan; if you double your salary, you can beat your wife at home. With the current salary, you can beat your wife. You can only be beaten by your wife. Of course, if you don’t have money to go home, you can only be beaten by your wife. . . . .

20. Today the goddess asked me what my specialties were. I thought for a moment and then said to her: "Down here." I saw her blushing and calling me a hooligan. I don’t understand. I learned more than 100 ways to eat instant noodles in four years of college. Isn’t this considered a specialty? What's wrong with girls nowadays?

21. My ideal is very simple: to have the body of Brother Monkey and live the life of Bajie.

22. Those who are good-looking and edible are called foodies, and those who are ugly and edible are called ricers.

23. "Why do girls rarely look for boys?" "Have you ever seen someone looking for a plug in a socket?" These are the most meaningful words I have seen today. Cute and funny sentences

Cute and funny sentences

1. Another little black guy came to the factory.

2. One sentence, one scene, one space.

3. Making sentences is a kind of freedom.

4. Words burst out in darkness.

5. A certain piece of soul remains in someone.

6. There are more birthdays than birthdays.

7. A dream that can only be endured alone.

8. When you ask yourself if you are lonely, you are already feeling lonely.

9. In the depths of winter, it is rare to pack lightly.

10. Because the right hand is always helping the left hand.

11. You can't turn your eyes away from the darkness.

12. Age marks our proficiency in life.

13. I really want to deviate from reality carefully.

14. At least I can still see your bright light.

15. The memes will always get old, but the emotions will always be renewed.

16. A person’s smooth sailing.

17. If you gain weight in your bankbook, you will lose weight in yourself.

18. Chilled warm-bodied animals.

19. I’m just hungry.

20. I had a dream that was so lonely that I almost wanted to call in sick.

21. After a whole day, I am still thinking about the lonely dream I had this morning.

22. Smoking a cigarette that does not exist.

23. It would be great to be able to just ask for leave.

24. Too many red lights in vain.

25. Getting up is like a landing that sometimes fails.

26. Like a moth that can make its own fire.

27. The sashimi was marinated in soy sauce.

28. Starting from the sixth day of the Lunar New Year, I have been busy all year round and my heart is aching.

29. Big fish and big meat, happy fishy year.

30. Inexplicable people were inexplicably desecrated.

31. My body has no mistress.

32. The degree to which you are tired of eating lunch is directly proportional to the degree to which you are tired of living.

33. There is food and meat for every meal, but there are also too many desires and anxieties.

34. Good things bring bad obsessions to yourself.

35. Get up and leave the control of this dream.

36. What you are referring to is just a more obscure aspect of sex.

37. Unstable weather is my good weather.

38. Your stay in my heart has become a season of its own.

39. Get a good sleep tonight first.

40. Tolstoy is the vodka tonight.

41. Take a special plane to a place where another group of people live.

42. The body should be soft, so that the heart often becomes hard.

43. Sadness has taught me many things.

44. The traces of injury become the outline of the heart.

45. The spirit goes to night earlier than the sky.

46. Not strong enough, but with too many expectations.

47. People who have passed away are kinder than when they were alive.

48. The ellipses describe my days, and the dashes record my sleep.

49. The falling stars bear more wishes.

50. I have many memories that will become a generation gap in the future.

51. Sleepiness is cheating.

52. Humidity and frequent rain breed a lot of mold.

53. I can’t remember them all, but I feel very fulfilled at the moment.

54. Once you are too serious, you will compete with your own happiness.

55. I feel very happy to be able to stand behind you.

56. When I like you, even your shadow shines.

57. There are more and more things that we don’t care about.

58. Terrorist attacks on daily life.

59. Live like a bucket, filled with many past events.

60. Compared with raw eggs, most people are more picky.

61. In the natural passage of time, like a traveler walking in the dark.

62. Opening the cardboard box, I met a cricket from Changhua.

63. Unknowingly, you work for a sense of security.

64. You only live in my heart, the real you is just a fake.

65. No matter where you live, swim in the blue sea of ??thoughts.

66. You respond to the sun because of the light within you.

67. Most people will miss the non-mainstream days after becoming mainstream.

68. You are facing a huge loneliness, so you are in estrus in the huge living room.

69. A life of asking others to do all the killing except insects.

70. The moment when desire accumulates and turns into action.

71. I spent the whole night on a book.

72. The clock goes around a full circle but does not move forward.

73. If acquaintance does not make us happy, it is better to keep a little distance.

74. Lack of childlike innocence, but also like a child.

75. Habits only happen after birth.

76. As soon as memories touch you, the scenery will become rusty.

77. After finishing the cuttlefish noodles, complete a plate of ink painting.

78. Missing you doesn’t hurt, it just itch.

79. The hard drive has more space than a house.

80. There are always some rooms where time does not flow when the door is closed.

81. There is still my computer in my computer.

82. The red light also counts down your life.

83. Looking for a better photo than myself.

84. All dream plots can suddenly turn into a need to go to the toilet.

85. Gift money is like a mutual aid club that is not guaranteed to be cashed out.

86. Cocoons grow on your habits.

87. I am your Pluto, even if I am removed from your list.

88. How can you lose weight in such a cold society?

89. Life is about constantly accepting impacts until you start impacting others.

90. The differences started from that stroll on the playground under the sunset.

91. The moment of handing in the paper was full of awareness of reality.

92. It wasn’t until the message notifications stopped popping up that I realized it was dead of night.

93. I feel like I will be riding a night bike in confusion after death.

94. When I go out and the rain comes home, there is groaning everywhere.

95. Pressure made me begin to understand the best-selling of fast-paced songs.

96. When there is no sea breeze at night, it will rain heavily in summer.

97. The Internet is my wings, and the Internet speed is gravity.

98. I found myself losing the ability to communicate in online games.

99. When I was a child, I didn’t know what unstoppable trembling was, but when I grow up, I don’t want to feel it.

100. Holding a homemade doll from childhood, it turns out that the emotion is still there.

101. I treat you like a point card given by a store you don’t frequent.

102. Use your coat to hold up the rain, and use your socks as roots to absorb the water.

103. As the water flow rotates, I choke on the laundry detergent.

104. I only feel uncomfortable when it is quiet, so I keep listening to music.

105. Set the sky on fire during the countdown.

106. When you are lovesick, you cannot stop taking the medicine.

107. The heartbeat escapes into silence like footsteps.

108. Cover your ears and listen to the blood flowing like lava.

109. Without the sound of cars whizzing by, I found myself alone.

110. Seeing you heartbroken again, I once again acted as a glue to try to restore your mood.

111. Covet the little family affection and pretend to be in a bad mood.

112. If you can hold innocence in your hands, you will no longer be a child.

113. Reveal and sharpen you.

114. Garbage has accumulated throughout the semester.

115. The rope hanging from my neck is dripping wet.

116. Unscrew the clouds and flood all the potholes on the ground.

117. Pretend you are joking with a smile that has been seen through.

118. A cat will always be a copycat of its parents.

119. The cat stopped on a leaf and the floor became a sea.

120. Pessimistic people live in saying goodbye.

121. I have become accustomed to the tired coma-like sleeping method and have forgotten how to toss and turn to sleep.

122. Under the rain, two rice balls huddled together all afternoon, and one of them was hungry.

123. An unfamiliar friend invites you to dinner alone.

124. Linger in front of the graffiti wall for a long time, writing down things that have nothing to do with the present.

125. Memories are like we still running on that playground together without stopping.

126. Love yourself for diving.

127. How I hope that the connection with you will not be broken at the final results exhibition.

128. Sorry, we are not familiar enough to comfort each other.

129. I hum so tone-deaf that I can use limited words to describe too few feelings.

130. When I turned to old photos, I felt a warmth in my hands and a stab in my heart.

131. Some people are like water that expands when stained, and some are like paper.

132. By the time I found the missing button, I had already changed my clothes.

133. Opening the refrigerator habitually has no purpose.

134. It turns out that I am not your eyes, but your glasses cloth.

135. The impermanence of life turns grief and anger into appetite.

136. Since someone has already pulled the thread for you, I will treat it as the wind blowing over you.

137. Sprinkle strong wine next to my heart and ignite it with your words.

138. I don’t know if the sealed honey has gone bad.

139. Social expectations are like a torrent.

140. I found an invoice that I forgot to check, and it had your phone number on it.

141. When it rises, it is falling, going in the opposite direction.

142. When my mother says that she is old, she doesn’t know how to reply.

143. Prick the barrier on your finger and a drop of blood will ooze out.

144. The boat I took yesterday is still dizzy today.

145. When I was young, I wanted to be someone different from my father, but I imitated him when I grew up.

146. Silently staring in front of the screen, absorbing unnutritious things.

147. I always hope that I can still be impulsive and have a passion for life.

148. You held my clothes, and I held your hand.

149. I am just a fat person. I face reality all day long and cannot lose weight.

150. Are we so familiar that no words are needed, or are we as speechless as strangers to each other?

151. When you wake up from a dream, it doesn’t matter if you change into another one.

152. Speaking out is like singing in a hot stir-fry shop.

153. Life is like a journey, but you can choose what you want to bear.

154. Picking up the whole pot of rice from the electric pot with bare hands, and getting the admiration of the children.

155. I came to you with ice and it melted.

156. Sleep in the single bed on the double bed by yourself.

157. Drink beer when you want to cry, and open a can of honey soy milk when I miss you.

158. When I was a child, I couldn’t understand adults’ warnings, but when I grew up, I couldn’t help but tell them to children all the time.

159. I dreamed that the totem that symbolized myself was a book whose pages were being turned.

160. It tells the ordinary stories of the old times.

161. I don’t have credit, and my card can’t quickly spend a night of love.

162. Even believe the lies you tell.

163. Pour the tea in the pot to inject a touch of warmth into this winter night.

164. Thoughts and actions run counter to each other and lead to the end on the lost road.

165. When jogging, you unconsciously synchronize with the person running in front.

166. After the age of words and crying, accept the wine from an old friend.

167. You are a plague, and I still have wounds left after I cure it.

168. Hidden in the shadows in summer and bask in the sun in winter.

169. Cook yourself to send yourself off.

170. Maturity is too early, childhood is too late, and life is shrewd.

171. Exchange of ritual enlightenment.

172. You and I won’t say goodbye.

173. Looking at the reflection when the screen is completely black, it reflects the undisguised self.

174. It is best to separate friends who are so familiar that there is nothing to say.

175. I want you to be thin but make you fat. Happiness is so sudden.

176. When I wake up from a nap, I can’t tell the difference between morning and night.

177. When the enthusiasm transfers, it is very troublesome for me to calm down.

178. I used to wonder why my family was so silent, until I became silent too.

179. I am finally old enough for my parents to go out on a date.

180. Only I can come on the appointed day, and the childhood promises never count.

181. The pillow person becomes the pillow person.

182. You think memories are ponds, but they are actually whirlpools.

183. I don’t know where to go, but I am already moving forward.

184. The pen that breaks the water repeatedly carves the urgent inspiration on the paper.

185. Being led astray by you like this will be unforgettable even before I go to sleep.

186. At the banquet of life, toast to friends who leave midway.

187. The sight is restricted by the mobile phone, blurring the reality.

188. Sometimes I feel that I am different from the painting styles around me.

189. I am not used to the rain stopping at first.

190. Full at birth, empty at death.

191. A three-pointer in trousers and tie under the bright sun.

192. No matter how hard you try, you can’t escape comparison.

193. I give up following the trend and let others get used to it.

194. The carnivore who has nothing, devours himself.

195. I was so young once, until you taught me to stop.

196. Memories of omelette bring happiness to ignorance.

197. Alas, I have obviously passed the age of starting from self-introduction.

198. After a hundred years of loneliness, reality is more like a dream.

199. In some cases, it is purely used for lighting.

200. The food in convenience stores is like a dream after lighting a match.