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Speak about someone who has a lot of homework. Say someone who doesn’t want to do homework.

1. A dead pig is not afraid of boiling water. The more homework I have, the more promiscuous I will be.

2. I feel uncomfortable when I don’t do my homework, and I feel uncomfortable all over when I do my homework.

3. Feeling more alone and helpless than ever. Speak humanly. There is so much homework.

4. The lights on Sunday night are all for catching up on homework.

5. The holidays will always be over, and there will always be endless homework.

6. Homework, when you grow up, it’s time to write it yourself.

7. There are two main reasons why I can't do my homework: there is a funny guy next to me, and there is a mobile phone in my hand.

8. Emotions make me sad, and homework doesn’t let me go either.

9. Those who have a lot of homework can play cards with a pair of Chinese papers! don't want! I want! Four English papers exploded! Sorry, keep walking! Three history papers and one political paper! Otherwise! A bunch of math papers, order! Two comprehensive papers, awesome!

10. I hope that one day, the school will be bombed, the teacher will be gone, the homework belongs to others, and you will be mine.

11. Every time during the holidays, when I return to the classroom, these sounds will definitely appear. What the hell do I need to write about this? ! Isn’t this unnecessary? ! I forgot my homework at home! ! You have the answer to this, didn’t you tell me earlier! ! Put mine at the bottom! ! Separate the two of us

12. Our homework is copied, the teacher knows that our homework is copied, we know that the teacher knows that our homework is copied, the teacher also knows that we know that the teacher knows that our homework is copied, since everyone knows that our homework is copied Yeah, it hurts my feelings to accept this crap.

13. The school is where you sign in for five consecutive days and then receive a gift package of homework.

14. Why should I hand in my homework? If I hand it in, it may not be written by me. If I write it, I may not be tested. If I pass the test, I may not graduate. After graduation, I may not necessarily find a job. If I find a job, I may not be able to find it. If you find a wife, if you marry a wife, you may not necessarily have children. If you give birth to children, you may not necessarily study hard. If you study hard, you may not necessarily pass the exam. If you pass the exam, you may not necessarily hand in the homework. God, then Why should I hand in my homework?

15. Do your homework and sit all night to do one page.

16. Zuo Zi was lying charmingly on my bed, and the corners of her charming lips slightly opened: Officer, why don't you come and touch me. This homework is indeed a beauty, the voice is slightly trembling, and it tickles people's hearts like a feather. I slapped it on the face: I will let you know my misfortunes on the last day!

17. Let's break up for homework. I found that we are not suitable.

18. What is the most sadistic love triangle in the world? I like holidays, holidays like homework, and homework likes me

19. At school, the speed of copying homework = wifi, and the speed of writing by yourself = 2G; during the holidays, the speed of copying homework = 3G, and the speed of writing by yourself = disconnection. What do you think about not wanting to do homework? What do you think about not wanting to do homework

1. I told you to break up after the hard homework. Why do you still pester me so hard? We are really not suitable! ! !

2. When I ask my classmates to borrow homework, they always tell me that they are wrong.

3. Every teacher who assigns too many homeworks to students thinks like this: "Let you Let me taste the suffering I suffered back then."

4. When dating Mr. Winter Vacation, there will always be a mistress called Winter Vacation Homework.

5. I like it when I hand in my homework. Put your homework below

6. Tears of frustration cannot test the weight of love. I can’t take back the love you gave me. I can’t give you what I owe you

7. School has started. The first class in the morning is busy with homework again

8. Fahai, please collect our weekend homework

9. It’s boring after the holiday and I don’t want to go to school.

10. Homework, sister and you are not familiar with each other, don’t try to get close to each other, let’s play together

11. I really want to put the national inspection exemption mark on the refrigerator on my summer homework,

12. Children who have not yet done their homework will definitely achieve great things, because your minds are as calm as water.

13. - In the eyes of parents, one hour of homework is one minute, and one minute of computer play is one hour. Doing homework for 24 hours will not hurt your eyes, and playing computer for 24 minutes will not hurt your eyes

14. Where are the children who haven’t finished their homework? !

15. Ancestor, I will burn some homework for you. Help me do more. If you have any questions, pull my teacher over and ask.

16. Homework~Homework~Why are you so hard at me?

17. Summer vacation is already half over, kids, do you dare to let me see your summer homework? ?

18. Emma, ??the children in Q Friends Paradise who are doing homework and playing at the same time have worked hard

19. When not online on weekends, they are usually overwhelmed by homework.

20. I learned to swear, I learned to copy homework, I learned to compare, I learned to be rebellious, I learned to fall in love early. Do you know where it is? It’s at school!

21. School has started. My deskmate always asks nervously. Have you finished your homework? Was it written randomly? My gorgeous body is messy in the wind...

22. "How is your homework?" "Nothing, live well and live in vain"

23. Can Children who can quickly recognize the footsteps of their parents entering the house and close the comics or novels and open the book to do homework within 5 seconds are genius children~~~

24. My wish for the beginning of school is: The school collapsed, teacher Crazy, the homework belongs to others, you are mine -

25. [Teacher, you forgot to assign homework. If you meet such a person, don’t think too much. The whole class will do it together]

26. Paper for children who have not done any homework during the summer vacation - []

27. I wish you a good start in school, no sleep in class, no copying of homework, and no friends. Noisy, grades soared. Oops, I'm almost exhausted from reporting.

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28. I have put my homework on the balcony to wait for the typhoon.

29. When will someone steal my homework so that I can explain it to the teacher?

30. These days, no one will believe you are a student if you don’t fall in love early, cheat, rebel, copy homework, or play with your mobile phone.

31. Listening to lectures is a sacred book, and homework is a love letter.゛If you don’t endorse me, you will lose in the exam.

32. xj: Didn’t you forget to say something thoughtful and thoughtful when you finished copying the homework and handed it in~ Let’s hand it in separately~

33. In the eyes of parents, one hour of homework is one minute, and one minute of computer play is one hour. Doing homework for 24 hours will not hurt your eyes, and playing computer for 24 minutes will damage your eyes

34. When I went to school, I learned to swear, copy homework, compare, be rebellious, fall in love early, fight, poke people's spines, and get to know a lot of dogs. Apart from these, I learned nothing else.

35. My wish is , less homework, less bitches, more vacations, less exams,

36. No homework, no tests, no exams, no parent-teacher meetings. I think everyone will enjoy going to school.

37. In the math class that year, I was doing Chinese homework. In the Chinese class, I was thinking about English words. In the English class, I was reading the math test papers.

38. - The so-called vacation means doing homework in another place. .

39. My biggest wish is: the school collapses, the teacher goes crazy, the homework belongs to others, but you are mine. []

40. First line: Many people die from homework in one day. Second line: If the teacher is not cruel, he will kill people. Hengpiao: The school is really a scam

41. The iPartment deceived us children during the summer vacation, and school was about to start in a blink of an eye. The iPartment didn’t come, and the homework didn’t get written.

42. If you want to be careful, put your homework paper next to you, all the teaching directors are dead, I say the class teacher, you say it, the class teacher, it is nonsense.

43. My wish is to have less homework, less bitches, more holidays, less exams, cheap apples, and Japan is Chinese.

44. Look at the homework you have left. , look at the calendar again. It's over, you're in trouble, you're in big trouble.

45. If you don’t copy your homework, we will start school!

46. There is not a single beautiful woman in the class, which makes me really not want to go to school!

47. In school, I learned to swear, copy homework, compare, be rebellious, Puppy love, fights, and getting to know a lot of dogs.

48. Three days and three nights, three pounds of homework! ! ! !

49. On the day of homework, I took a loudspeaker and yelled at the canteen that had cheated me of my money over the years, and then took all my homework to the head teacher and principal and burned it, hahaha.

50. Summer vacation and I are in love, but I have a love rival called Summer Homework! So I defeated him! But my mother-in-law didn't like her when she started school, so we broke up

51. - My wish for starting school is to have less homework, better grades, be taller and lighter. . .

52. Hua Ye: Tell me, tell me, there are no exams, homework and schools in the world. This is all a dream that the teacher had in the mental hospital!!

53. ' Homework is the only way for teachers to remind us of him.

54. There is a kind of prison in the world called school, a kind of prisoner in the world called student, a kind of torture in the world called homework, and a kind of death in the world. Dharma is called examination.

55. My summer homework is like a concubine vying for favor, and I can’t wait to sleep with him. But since the summer vacation, I have been diligent and caring for the people, and my heart is about Tencent and Sina.

56. When to meet a love school, couples enroll, homework is halved, and exams are free of charge! Has anyone signed up?

57. My friends and I were shocked by the amount of homework during the summer vacation.

58. Teacher, you always say that everything you do is for our own good, then you It will be better for us if we don’t leave homework!!!

59. [Go away and get a headache when I see you]

60. People say that they will become stupid in front of the people they like. Do I like homework? Impossible!!!!!!

61. When dating Mr. Xia Xia, there will always be a mistress named Xia Xia Xin.

62. I am very grateful to the class representatives who have protected us for not doing our homework.

63. Stay away from school, homework, etc.?

64. Teachers assign more than 300 million words of homework a year, and the test papers can circle the earth three times in a row. Leading the world in the number of assignments in 9 years, good grades are of course more popular.

65. Teacher, I hate my homework and won’t let me touch him. Although I tried every possible means, he just won’t let me touch him. He may like you, teacher, so I’ll give it back to you.

66. I didn’t know until that day, homework! We broke up~~~

67. When I went to school, I learned to swear, copy my homework, compete with others, rebel, fall in love, fight, poke people’s spines, and got to know a lot of dogs

68. I know why some people shout Teacher, you forgot to assign homework, that’s because he has already finished it

69. Thank you to the class representatives who protected us for not doing homework!

70. The school collapsed , the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, you are mine. so. . . It’s great

71. It’s only been 20 days since I had a winter vacation! It takes 33 days to lose love these days.

72. New wishes for the beginning of school: less homework, better grades, taller and thinner! Who has the same wish as me?

73. The most shameless person I have ever met is his summer homework. I told him I didn’t like him but he still kept pestering me.

74. Class teacher, you spent too much time writing your bullshit homework! ! 1

75. "It's noon on the hoeing day. Winter vacation is really hard. There are so many homeworks that I can't finish them all!" 』

76. Homework mistress, please respect yourself, I am a person who has summer vacation.

77. According to my inference about the Mid-Autumn Festival homework, I can no longer look directly at the National Day

78. When I was a child, I looked forward to growing up quickly, even if it was because I didn’t want to go to school or Do your homework.

79. Who invented the exam, which idiot invented the homework, and which idiot invented the teacher?

80. I learned to swear, copy homework, learn to compare, learn to be rebellious, learn puppy love, and learn to fight. Do you know where it is? It’s at school

81. The summer vacation homework is that you write for a month and the teacher writes a review

82. According to my inference about the Mid-Autumn Festival homework, I can no longer look directly at the National Day

83. The so-called summer vacation homework is that you write it for two months, but the teacher only writes one reading.

84. - The most shameless person I have ever met is Zuo Zi. I even told him that I didn’t like him, but he insisted on pestering me to do him.

85. Those who have not done their summer homework until now will definitely achieve great things in the future, because they are calmer than ordinary people and remain calm in times of crisis

86. The progress of homework will never catch up with the start of school. progress.

87. These days, no one will believe you are a student if you don’t fall in love early, commit adultery, cheat, rebel, copy homework, or play with your mobile phone.

88. Face-to-face For so many homeworks, the lyrics I want to sing the most are: I am conquered by you and cut off all escape routes!!!

89. Every teacher who assigns too many homeworks to students is like this. What I want: Let you also taste the suffering I suffered back then.

90. Is May Day really Labor Day and do you want students to use it to write homework?

91. Summer homework is for you to write 2 Months later, the teacher will give a review below. . .

92. You write or you don’t; the homework is there, neither increasing nor decreasing.

93. Homework loading: 1234555 failed to load! Please ask the Education Bureau to resume summer vacation

94. If there are no homework, no tests, no exams, no parent-teacher conferences, I think everyone Everyone will enjoy going to school.

95. These days, no one will believe you are a student if you don’t fall in love early, commit adultery, cheat, rebel, copy homework, or play with your mobile phone.

96. Those who have not done their summer homework until now will definitely achieve great things in the future, because they are calmer than ordinary people and remain calm in times of crisis. .

97. Where is the homework that has not been written yet?

98. Every time before school, there is always a bitch shouting: Teacher, you forgot to assign homework. .

99. My wish is to have less homework, less bitches, less vacations, more exams, less apples, cheap apples, a teacher in China who teaches general subjects, and to be with the ones I like

100. Today’s challenge Does it still taste like chewing Xuanmai chewing gum while writing summer homework? It’s long gone. TM I can’t finish my summer homework. I hate homework and don’t want to do it. Tell me about it and sign it

1. How bold are you? , how late the homework is.

2. We have so few tree resources in China because there are too many test papers.

3. What is measured in the exam is not the score, but the signal of China Mobile.

4. Actually, I only listen to the melody of English songs! About what he meant when he sang! Didn't pay attention at all.

5. I still remember the classic saying from school: Wait for what you give me, and I will kill you after school.

6. Couples entering the experimental middle school will receive half the tuition and free homework

7. The current situation is that they cannot study, have fun, and sleep well.

8. 8. Every student has a nightmare, and this nightmare is called the beginning of school.

9. Life is like anxiety. There are no accurate lyrics, but it is thrilling.

10 A father tells a story to his son: Once upon a time there was a frog son: Is there any science fiction story? Father: Once upon a time there was a frog in space. Son: Are there any R-rated ones? Father: Shhh, keep your voice down, don’t let your mother hear you. Once upon a time there was a naked frog

11. The reason I gained weight was because I kept a lot of things in my mind and it was hard to lose weight.

12. I used to be a top student, but one day I wanted to go to the world of underachievers, but I couldn’t find my way back.

13. There are two things in the world that can lean on the glass, one is the gecko and the other is the head teacher.

14. You can fall down, but remember to stand up. You can cry, but remember to grow up.

15. It is said that love affects learning, but doesn’t learning affect love? Mom and Dad, aren't you afraid that I won't be able to get married in the future?

16. The person who makes you cry is the person you love the most; the person who makes you laugh is the person who loves you the most.

17. The person you hate will never see you again in the next life, so don’t waste time on him; the person you love will never see you again in the next life, so treat him well in this life.

18. A good way to hide a secret is to tell it to the world as a joke.

19. Others say that friends are like brothers and women are like clothes. Looking back, I have been naked for 18 years.

20. Use one sentence to prove that you have read the four classics: Brother save me, military advisor save me, sister save me, Wukong save me

21. Do you wipe your butt with your left hand or your right hand? It’s disgusting. I use paper.

22. The award column of a classmate's resume reads: During school, he won many awards.

23. Mathematics is so boring that you have to prove a triangle, and you have to set up X when buying food.

24. I suddenly want to be a soldier, because the slogan of being a soldier is every day: make money immediately, focus on money, make big profits, one or two hundred million! One to two billion in interest!

25. Break up. Why don’t you add more salt when the relationship is gone?

26. My room is filled with Valentine’s Day gifts. I’m not rich, handsome, I’m just a guy. Lazy courier.

27. The school will give you a homework gift package if you sign in for five consecutive days.

28. A boy who is only good to one girl is called a warm man, and a boy who is good to all girls is called a hot dog.

29. Being so shameless and heartless, you should be very light, right?

30. I haven’t read for a long time. I can’t even read the words, and I can’t even feel the emotion.

31. We have so few tree resources in China because there are too many test papers.

32. Homework mistress, don’t bother me, I’m on vacation!

33. How happy would the children be if homework could be copied and pasted

34. On the first day of school, what worries you is not the homework, but the reasons, right? Those who don’t want to do homework Funny things to say about homework

1. I’m really worried about my winter vacation homework because they don’t know how to take care of themselves

2. It makes me feel down. The only thing I coaxed me to ask for was homework.

3. When school starts next Sunday, I think about my homework and start playing with my phone nervously

4. I originally set my heart on the bright moon, but who knows that the bright moon is doing my homework.

5. Homework has tortured me thousands of times. I regard homework as my first love.

6. Our homework has always been with us.

7. The progress of homework will never catch up with the progress of school!

8. When school is about to start, students who copy homework will be criticized.

9. I feel uncomfortable when I don’t do my homework, and feel uncomfortable when I do my homework.

10. Homework, if you hadn’t stalked me, would I have loved Ni?

11. I am unkind to my homework, but my homework will never leave me.

12. My winter vacation homework is like a concubine vying for favor, and I can’t wait to be with you. But since the winter vacation, I have been diligent, caring for the people, and caring about Tencent Space. I can’t even think of stepping into the harem

13 . One person, one pen, one ton of homework, one night, one miracle.

14. I hope that when I enter the class at the beginning of the school year, the head teacher will say to me: Just come and bring any homework. Really, it’s so unreasonable!

15. I originally thought there would be a vigorous review, but later I found that even finishing the homework was a problem

16. If you give me a year to write my winter vacation homework, I will still have to postpone it until I didn’t start writing until the last day

17. Even though this person looks great on the surface, secretly he is still busy with homework...

18. “It’s true that the older you get, the more delayed your homework becomes. "Panic"

19. I was lying in bed listening to NetEase Music just now and found that there was still a lot of unwritten homework, so I slapped myself a few times while listening to music. What were I thinking about?

20 . No matter how brave a person is, he puts off homework so late

21. There is no limit to the sea of ??suffering, looking back...it’s homework

22. Time tells me that I have to finish my homework

23. The older I get, the less anxious I am when homework is put off

24. In the next time, I hope I will be addicted to homework

25. I haven’t touched a pen for a long time and now I am writing The homework has the feeling of being approved by the emperor

26. What does it mean to only take one scoop out of three thousand weak water? I just copied the whole group’s homework from her

27. The phone bill is gone, the data is gone, the text messages are gone, the winter vacation is gone, but the homework is still there.

28. People who haven’t done their homework yet represent calmness, and they are the ones who do great things.

29. I find mistakes when copying homework but I am too lazy to correct them. This only shows that I respect originality.

30. It is obviously the summer vacation and the system has to be turned on to write homework mode, which not only consumes power but also causes lag.

31. What is the sentence that makes you feel the loneliest? It's just that you didn't turn in your homework.

32. Plagiarism in the worst sense means plagiarism, but in the best sense it means borrowing, reference, copying and pasting.

33. Doing homework and sitting all night doing one page

34. I originally thought I would have a vigorous review, but now even finishing the homework is a problem.

35. I once dreamed of traveling to the ends of the world with my sword, but I had too much homework and didn’t go there

36. My dear, do you want to do your homework together? In the father-son game, who will give up his pen first?

37. If you do military training, it will be sunny. If you have a holiday, it will be a rainy day. If you work hard on your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

38. Tell me, tell me, there are no exams, homework and schools in the world. These are all dreams of teachers in mental hospitals.

39. If you are willing to open my homework layer by layer, you will find that you will be surprised that this page is not written, and that page is not written.