Funny Chinese character dialogue with wide brain opening

Chinese characters are profound, no matter from? Shape? Or? From the point of view of righteousness, they are all very interesting. If you don't believe me, let's take a look at the humorous dialogue between Chinese characters!

Zhan came straight to the point and said, what, you bought a car?

I said to the giant, I have three rooms and two halls, the area is the same as yours!

Jing said to Pin: Haven't you renovated your home yet?

Wonderful: I am younger than you and have no boyfriend. Of course, I also have some advantages.

The teacher said to Shuai: if you don't even have a medal on your shoulder, you are the supreme commander, relying on a face!

The Lord said to Jade: Why should we gather wisdom? Instead of waiting for others to find themselves, try to show yourself!

He said to Gump, really, your family is so poor that you don't even have to wear a skirt?

I told you to practice your eloquence more, and now you are taught to cry.

Ten said to a thousand: Climb the lofty branch, but the identity is just different!

Will say to the cloud: I have someone above me, of course I won't wander around like you.

This guy forgot his roots as soon as he came out, and he always sang against me!

The bottom said to the top: get married, our combination can make a hegemon!

The ruler excitedly said to Ruyi, Sister, the test results have come out. You are pregnant with twins!

The towel said to the coin, son, if you put on the doctor's hat, you will be worth a hundred times.

Say to yourself: Hehe, it seems that your boss is out of class.

Cathy told Sun that it is sunny today. Why don't you wear a straw hat?

A man said to a man, I am not as young as you. I can't walk anywhere without crutches.

Do the right thing: balance is the last word!

The soldier said to Qiu: Look! How cruel the war is! Your leg was blown off!

Then he said to Dan: coward, with bodyguards all day.

You should have lost weight long ago.

The earth said to Ugly: Don't think you look good in shoulder hair, but you are still old-fashioned in your bones.

Inch said to him, old man, have you bought a recliner?

You said to A: Is it tiring to practice a finger meditation like this?

The fork added: When did you get your face fixed? What is the mole on your face?

Bi Bei said: I have a husband and wife, so why divorce!

Lu always said: Compared with you, my house is a fence.

The big lady said that hernia surgery is actually very simple.

The man said to the slave, why don't you have a separation operation?

Mu said to Shu: Cut! If you have a mole on your face, consider yourself a beauty.

Shit says to urine: dry and thin are just different.

Someone said to the briber: money is easy to do!

Ba said to Encai, I also want to have a knife, and my head fell off, leaving me alone!

The prisoner said to people: I am as comfortable as you when I am innocent!

The elephant said to the elephant, brother, it's hard to be enslaved!

Xian said to the fish, buddy, you haven't found a partner yet. Don't be old-fashioned, change your taste!

Staring at Ding, he said: Alas, poor, born blind.

He stared at Ding and said, Why do you have long eyes?

I want to say to my face: heartless guy, even looks at people like a piece of wood.

I say to you: we are in the same level and unit. How could I give you a little secret, but I didn't?

Don't think that wearing a hat is worse than the sky. Taking off a hat is just like us.

With tears in his eyes, he said, I told you not to get involved with that boy, but you just wouldn't listen. What's the matter now, making you cry every day?

The big dog said: I told you not to do anything, learn from others' iron fist skills. You don't believe me. Now I've smashed a big bag, so that painting a tiger doesn't turn into a dog.

Yao said to the demon, no wonder so many men look at you and become so feminine!

Fear dialogue says: ignorance is fearless, you don't even have a heart, of course you are not afraid of anything.

Pull it right and say, don't just shout there, come and help!

The table said to the hood, what headscarf do you wear and want to play bin Laden?

Yuan said to the rabbit, I finally found a nest

Lucy said to Xiuer, Is it raining outside?

Just to stop saying: the wind blew off the hat?

Next, he said to Bian: The rafters in the early days rot first.

Yes, I said, where did you get so many Huachangzi?

Hitch a ride and say, where are your pants? Are you ashamed?

I don't want to say to leek: I didn't expect centipedes to walk a tightrope!

A pair of township heads said: your boy is not straightforward at all, but twists and turns, like Panshan Highway.

Wood said to Liang: Don't think that I don't know you when I put on my vest.

The ruler said to the corpse: Your house was stolen?

The king said to the soil, put on your hat and be careful to catch cold.

Tu said to the king, where did you get such a big hat?

The mound said, Why are you always against me?

Ping said to Ping: You and I are first-class disabled soldiers.

Also said to her: Being a boss is different, always carrying a secret.

C said to the couple, when did you get married?

The garrison said to Xu: We are just carved in the same mold, like twins.

I often tell Zhang that you think you are Hou Yi. Why do you carry a bow all day when you have nothing to do?

Big to cool, said: just four questions, how can it be all wrong?

Electricity said to the tortoise: What's so cool about wearing a hat askew?

Dai said to Dan: When did you learn to skateboard?

People say to their followers: you have the ability. You fell in love with her a few days after you left.

Yi said to ge, don't think that I'm afraid of you because you have a sword. Maybe we can practice alone and see if I don't hit you.

The page says to the beard: I can't see it at first sight, but I have a beard?

The man said to Kim, Brother, your hairstyle is so personal.

Feng said to No.30, Who told you to drag it around? Someone put you down!

Tsuzuka said to his family, that's it. There is nothing to show off.

The economist said to Tsuzuka: It is 2 1 century, and we should be good at selling ourselves.

This hand said to Mao: Don't you dare disobey.

Mao's opponent said: it seems to be consistent with you, but in fact it has given you enough face!

People say to everyone: be carried, be high above, and be careful not to fall.