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Why is Emperor Guangwu Liu Xiu the son of a plane?

About Guangwu Emperor Liu Xiu, the popular saying is that this Liu Xiu was originally a time traveler. He came to the Han Dynasty with the high-tech weapons of atomic bombs in order to repair the history mistakes caused by Wang Mang who accidentally entered the time and space tunnel. , with the help of the time and space administrator, Liu Xiu gave the green light and quickly conquered the Han Dynasty. But, is this the truth? In fact, this is just a joke made by enthusiasts who like Liu Xiu. The secret to Liu Xiu's ability to conquer the world lies in his jujitsu in governing the country. He uses softness to overcome toughness in everything he does. Although it seems slow, the consequences are much greater than using force.

For example, in the much-talked-about Battle of Kunyang, many people called "Magister Liu Xiu" and called for meteorites to attack the enemy camp, and then they defeated Wang Mang's army. But in fact, the Battle of Kunyang was very difficult, and Liu Xiu's victory was really a fluke. Wang Mang's army was defending Kunyang City. All the people in Kunyang City were soldiers. When they went out, they held the door panels on their heads just to block the arrows. The battle has reached this level. How can we say that the battle of Kunyang was a blessing from God? ? When Liu Xiu finally broke through the new dynasty army camp, he actually gathered inferior forces to defeat the enemy. The disadvantage of having a large number of troops is that there are too many people and the command is not appropriate. Liu Xiu gathered his men and rushed towards the opponent's secondary camp, and then defeated Wang Mang's army. This style of play is not exclusive to Liu Xiu. Later, Li Shimin used this method to defeat Dou Jiande's army and won.

As for Liu Xiu and his party in Hebei, many people even said that he was a son of the plane. It was such a fluke. When the heroes of Hebei saw Liu Xiu coming, they basically surrendered. But they only saw Liu Xiu's later glory, but they couldn't see the bearish behavior of Liu Xiu at the beginning when he was chased by Wang Lang and had nowhere to escape, so he had to eat the king's meal. Later, there were two reasons why the heroes of Hebei joined Liu Xiu. One was that they also wanted to seize the world, but they were weak and had to cooperate with others. The other was that as soon as Liu Xiu arrived in Hebei, he adopted Deng Yu's strategy and conquered Hebei. Conquer people's hearts. When the wealthy family saw Liu Xiu's ability, they naturally recognized him, so they were worried about cooperating with Liu Xiu. Liu Xiu suddenly turned around and became king in Hebei.

Initially, people said that Liu Xiu did not kill criminals because his subordinates were all members of the Space-Time Administration, and those who killed them would be legally responsible. But that's not the case. Liu Xiu's ability to gain the world so quickly was actually the result of compromise with the wealthy family at the time. In other words, Liu Xiu basically did not destroy the power of the enemy's wealthy families, but cooperated with them to manage the country together. Many of Liu Xiu's subordinates are representatives of aristocratic and wealthy families, such as Geng?m. A little son of a county magistrate actually owns the most elite cavalry team in the world. It is unbelievable how powerful this kid is. In order to prevent the world from falling into war again, Liu Xiu had no choice but to be a messman, busy balancing various forces all day long, although he would not rashly go to war and cause chaos in the world again.

Now that you are tired of reading, here is a joke to cheer you up:

Study pressure

It is the final exam, the classroom is overcrowded, and all the students are working hard. While reading, a "bang" sound suddenly came from the quiet classroom, and a student suddenly fell to the ground because the leg of the chair broke. Suddenly, a male voice floated from under the table, "Oh, the pressure of studying is too great!"